This is where I'm going to post my dumb, bad, no good, absolutely insane ideas so they're recorded, and people can give insight on them. So they aren't lost in Discord.
These are not the product of a person sick of mind. Just of body. I dunno where to post this.
Fix unwrenchables
Fix pushing kegs onto tables
Add napkins as a subtype of dry rags, add them to the vendors
Port polaris airtanks
[Done!] add a slime core bag.
Make scigoggs useful.
!!!Wall paint!!! [No.]
Diona Nymphs in holsters. Bread tubes in bandoliers.
Re-add Clown and Mime ID's to the traitor ID.
Remove chameleon kit, add individual items.
Remove the "No NT" icon. from the traitor uplink
Skateboards. Scooters.
disposal inlet tripwire trap
add a macro for a list of all colors.
bread tubes in grenade launchers
twinkies, round fruits, pill bottles, soda cans, water bottles, soap as well.
Invisibility cloak
"What if we had it so if a ballistic weapon nearly hits your head (Near misses would be a GRAZE rabble rabble), it also threw your hat away a few turfs and sent a warning that says "Someone shot your hat off, the nerve of this ruffian!""
Split eyes into two organs, add half-blindness overlay.
" a simple_mob that lives inside the SM crystal, with a radio to report engine status"
Glass shards regent.
Changeling intestine harpoon/grappling hook (GET OVER HERE)
Changeling spawning pool.
Changeling meat bullshit
Port Bay's preference menu.
Make water in blood do oxyloss.
WHY THE FUCK CAN CRYOBAGS FIT TWO PEOPLE
Add opium.
10/8/2017:
Buff Rescue suit in speed and radiation defense. Biohazard defense?
Make it into something other than a massive liability.
Make bioluminescent plants ACTUALLY GLOW.
Remove plants from the elevators.
Resprite trees?
But to what?
Code job denial per haircut.
Fucking full length braids need to get out.
Make FLB's trip you. Frequently.
Make the tripping do brute. A nominal amount. Like five.
It's their fault for using it.
Make it possible to aim banannas at people.
/obj/item/weapon/gun/projectile/banana
Make Alt clicking a pump toggle it.
Bows and arrows.
Material armors.
Replace intent check on guns with a first-shot safety toggle that disables after the first attack. Prevents you from shooting tables, while still allowing you to walk through people once the battle starts.
Make crossbows not trash damage on non-mobs.
Make MultiWiz not awful.
MAKE MAGS. MAKE MAGS HAPPEN.
These are supposed to be tabbed, but it's not rendering right.