Jump to content

Jamaican Oilsnorter

Members
  • Posts

    1
  • Joined

  • Last visited

About Jamaican Oilsnorter

  • Birthday 18/08/1987

Personal Information

  • Interests
    Sniffing CNG, snorting crystallized petroleum.
  • Occupation
    Jamaican aristocrat
  • Location
    Jamaica

Jamaican Oilsnorter's Achievements

Assistant

Assistant (1/37)

  1. Greetings, Prince Alyusi Islassis. I am Marques Shoudam Al-wood of the noble family of Tel-Dhuaan. I have been contacted by a mutual acquaintance (whose identity shall remain anonymous for reasons of safety and continued employment under my good name) via very discreet channels to inform me of your desperate plead of transfer of funds on behalf of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company (NNPC). I, as a non-Nigerian (in all but spirit) citizen of Jamaica would like to, on behalf of my wealthy household, not only transfer the funds that you require post-haste through whichever channels you so desire, but also take foremost charge of any.. complications that might arise from this matter. The funds will be transferred to our US bank account as per your requirements as soon as time permits, and a representative of my exalted house will meet you and yours in Lagos as soon as our private flight returns from the Bahamas. If you would so grant me the added honour, my prince, I would also like to survey these oil fields alongside your royal envoy whenever you shall deem it possible. In return, however, we would not take any given amount of money as compensation, for we both know how little wealth matters to people of high station such as you and me, but rather it's the exotic goods that keep us interested in the pleasures and luxuries of this exquisite world. We ask you but for one boon; give us no money for we have no need for it. What we would fancy however would be three hundred barrels of your finest petroleum, preferably high octane, that we could pressure and solidify via methods known to our personal family owned petroleum industry. The uses for such crystals is our own, and we would appreciate not facing any inquiries as to their utilization, much as we do not inquire yours. I hope to see the successful completion of this honest trade between two persons of known stature and related institutions, and I have no doubt that it would lead to the prosperity of both Nigeria and Jamaica. As always, if you have any inquiries or questions, please do not hesitate from contacting us via the proper verified channels. Yours sincerely, Marques Shoudam Al-wood Tel-Dhuaan
×
×
  • Create New...