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  1. dammit, logscraped again

    1. Kryostro

      Kryostro

      welcome to the squad 

    2. Butterrobber202

      Butterrobber202

      never post, never get logged. 
       

      off the grid man.

  2. hi. just read your post. can you explain something very fucked up i just pretended you said

  3. coping because gnomes aren't actually real

  4. "kids these days wouldn't survive a MW2 lobby"

    ...

    he said smugly, the medal of honor was pinned on his chest for his bravery and uniqueness in saying the n word online. he knew in his heart where he stood in today's society.

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    2. Kryostro
    3. Chada1

      Chada1

      I literally made it to high gold on league of legends. I don't need to say anything further to disprove that statement.

    4. Scheveningen

      Scheveningen

      I made it to diamond. Totally felt like the least fulfilling experience in my entire life.

  5. cool cadet tips: always use the AOE effect of the handheld flash so that your fellow officers who do not wear eyeprotection also get blinded.

    1. Scheveningen

      Scheveningen

      another cool cadet tip: disrespect your surroundings

  6. Rewatched the movie Groundhog Day today.

    ...

    I did, actually, but I also wanted to make a funny joke.

  7. My favourite IC drama was when I was playing a security cadet, and the department was chasing someone who walked out without serving a brig sentence as was initially intended. An officer gave chase, and I lagged a bit behind due to suddenly getting caught by a crowd.

    Later, when I would ask where the officer and the escapee went to, it was in cargo maintenance. Eventually my cadet caught up, and an Unathi engineer was tearing and clawing into the escapee's skull. I reported it as excessive use of force as well as the officer's failure to curb the vigilantism.

    I recall my cadet reporting that to at least two rungs in the chain of command and nobody cared, in spite of the fuss my cadet raised over it. Equal parts absurd and funny.

    1. Lmwevil

      Lmwevil

      good one, unathi moment and sec moment - then a command lazy moment

  8. Will be moving between today and a week. Bbl.

  9. help, the
    [checks notes]
    vysokan sheep-herder woman is bullying my blonde-haired blue eyed solarian online

    1. ImmortalRedshirt

      ImmortalRedshirt

      Cope harder, Soylarian.

      For legal purposes, this is a joke.

  10. I am antag main on the forums.

    1. StationCrab

      StationCrab

      What is your favorite gimmick? 

    2. Scheveningen

      Scheveningen

      peanut gallerying in staff complaints

  11. trying to prevent serial killers from killing people is a form of ableism

    1. Scheveningen

      Scheveningen

      you know my take is hot when nobody rolls in to try to disprove it

  12. FUCK IT
    GOING
    GOING BLANKIE MODE

  13. I have nyo fluffing cwue who chu is. Don't toss aww of uwu cawgo undew teh same wug because of uwu some bwack sheeps ow i wiww fluffing send so many iws ur way~ teh shitty toastew factowy that gave biwth uwu to chu has uwu to wecaww chu due uwu to ur empty micwowave head being an expwosion hazawd. Nyow fix ur manyifest entwy on me uwu

    1. Flpfs

      Flpfs

      I am no longer asking for you to fix the entry.

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    2. Chada1

      Chada1

      The use of 'chu' is so cute tho

  14. bri'ish gamers are not up

    1. goolie

      goolie

      us british "people" are currently awake, it's 12 am!!!!!!

    2. Mofo1995
  15. bri'ish gamers who up

  16. top posters in this toaster

  17. anime pfp stares at you with disdain and laughs at your smol pp

  18. create an interesting status update

  19. incredibly low effort status update that includes only a single letter, catch phrase, meme or associated gaff of meme culture

  20. to be incapable of dying would probably be worse than death itself

    1. Chada1

      Chada1

      It would be, no question about it. Living like 95 years you already watch your entire fam and everyone you love wither to dust. Only way immortality would be tolerable is if you took a eastern religious mindset like Taoism suggests where you actually stop thinking about anything, and while being focused on helping others for your self worth, your literal life and belief system revolves around a 'Go with the flow' mentality. That or reach enlightenment.

      More likely a person would become a catatonic emotional wreck within 300 years of outliving everyone they love.

      Turns out the truth of impermanence is extremely sad (That we all are doomed to die) but the alternative is much worse contrary to popular opinion

      I'll take dying with my sister/someone I helped a lot in my life clutching my hand by my bedside.

  21. The Aurora Flat Earth Cabal demands access to NBT devchat. Refusal to co-opt to these demands will lead to our agents being deployed around the world to force our way into this chat.

    1. Valkrae

      Valkrae

      yah we demand ACCESS!

    2. CampinKiller

      CampinKiller

      How would you go “around” something flat

  22. comment under this post when
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