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Scheveningen

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  1. Slap a diona. Go to your local gestalt and slap that wooden fuck right in the face. Fuckers are praised for being so smart, but have they made any progress in the last 4000 years? Have they formed nations, built cities, or made any sort of music or art? We humans have to go through 18 years of schooling to be considered intelligent enough to work for food and shelter. Dionae get to do everything for free. We all have to abide by the rules and guidelines of society, and these fuckers get to mutilate cats and crawl in the air ducts and it's acceptable.

    1. Itanimulli
    2. KingOfThePing
    3. Haydizzle

      Haydizzle

      Solar Winds Buffeting The Barren World As The Thin Veil Of Atmosphere Buckles Before The Might of the Cosmos Rendering The Planet Forever Trapped Within The Coil of Oblivion In The Inky Black Ocean Of Space Which Contrast The Gentle Stroke Of Life Painting A Picture Of Serene Contentment And Desire To Cherish Of The Value Of Being In The Face Of The Poetic Imbalance Of The Universe That We Swim So Blindly Through Like Blossoms Floating Down The Stream To Our Inevitable Return To Oblivion pissed on my wife.

  2. Rats can hold their breath underwater for about 3 minutes. In your toilet, for example.

    1. KingOfThePing

      KingOfThePing

      Cool rat facts

    2. Valkrae

      Valkrae

      how can i subscribe to more cool rat facts

  3. "Appreciable" is a neat word.

    1. Chada1

      Chada1

      Appreciative is better.

  4. digusting lizard

    1. Haydizzle

      Haydizzle

      Expect an IR on your desk by tomorrow morning.

  5. Can we go five minutes without the essays? Fuck.

    1. Scheveningen

      Scheveningen

      Better yet, community paragraph jar. You gotta donate 5 cents to an Aurora-vetted charity anytime you write out a paragraph containing 4 sentences or more.

    2. Carver

      Carver

      If that rule was instated you'd be retroactively bankrupting yourself.

    3. nonno_anselmo
  6. Imagining atmos works a lot like that one crazy american pastor trying to blow away covid-19 with his breath is a very workable way to see how gas moves through pipes.

  7. What a mess we made, when it all went wroooooooooOoooooOOOOng

  8. Watch this in the morning.

     

    1. BoryaTheSlayer

      BoryaTheSlayer

      Thank you. This helped me.

  9. "Before you die, any last words?"
    "Yeah, any last words?"
    "Wuhhh--"

  10. give security officers unremovable bomb collars

  11. waifuism is a mistake

    1. Skull132

      Skull132

      What difference is there between idolizing and worshipping a 2d waifu and a 2000 year old god-figure/avatar?

    2. Scheveningen

      Scheveningen

      a big one

      the god-figure doesn't have tangible physical characteristics :dab:

  12. When do we get schlorrgo armor as a paid DLC?

  13. Rōringu Sutōnzu......

  14. Androids do not dream of electric sheep. That is what I heard.

  15. imagine voting for the game mode
    cringe

    1. Doxxmedearly

      Doxxmedearly

      imagine using QED in a forum post

      cringe

  16. The secret ingredient is crime.

  17. You have been visited by the space 'nam war veteran! Post "cya civvie" as a response to this post or your country will never win a war ever again!

    1. Goret

      Goret

      oh god oh fuck not again!!

      cya civvie

    2. Uaine

      Uaine

      fockin' civvies

       

  18. ROCKETO PAWNCH

    1. wowzewow

      wowzewow

      *Guile's theme starts playing*

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