Staff complaint and stark warning

Alberyk decided to send me this in PMS:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little player? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the mod staff, and I’ve been involved in numerous bans on Aurora Station, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in harambe banning and I’m the top mod in the entire aurora mod staff. You are nothing to me but just another ban appeal. I will ban you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this server, mark my fucking staff pms. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the discord? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of mods across the server and your ckey is being banned right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your ckey. You’re fucking banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare perms. Not only am I extensively trained in griefer banning, but I have access to the mod tools of the Aurora station moderation staff and I will use it to its full extent to ban your miserable ass off the face of the server, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy permaban your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the ban, you goddamn griefer. I will shit ban all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo.

Graduated from what university? SS13? you must not have any life outside your box you call a server, a server that is being flooded by me for your inability to listen, and forgive.

Is the endgoal of adminning the amounts of bans you can hand out, you keep a running tally of bans like the american soldiers did in WW2 with the marks on their planes per enemy plane they took down, shame on all of you badminton players. The reason why I call you badminton players is this: Think of the ss13 server like a badminton court. Everytime you think you have banned me or won at badminton, I use a VM, and VPN to come back. You swing and you think youve hit the birdie and you have won the game, but when in reality I can keep on coming back, in one form or another. The newest form I have decided to take is not a ckey, but a series of UDP requests, requests your server has to ACK and handle, that much power your server has to divert away from running ss13 for you all to tell my connection that it cant connect. I am more than another ban appeal, I am a tidal force, the which of the likes you have never experienced in your shitty small pittance you call a life, if lording over a bunch of players is your dream job, then congrats. I am anywhere I want to be at whatever time I want to be, weither its flooding your server or going grocery shopping. I have a life I can enjoy, I cant say the same for you. I dont just think I can get away with what I say to you. I have gotten away with and will still come to you with whatever I feel I want to say to you. Your secret network of mods around your server? youre contacting them? Go ahead, and when you do, I want you to show them this message, I am flooding your server off the internet, I am finding a way to attack your server & its host. I know your servers IP, 136.243.0.189, and I have floooded it this evening. Your mod tools, even the firewall cannot stop the wave of flooding that I will bring upon your server. With luck, the host will kick your gameserver to the curb for causing them so much lag. I have more, much more than 700 ways that I can deal with your server, and I am employing these tactics in response to your hostile messages, and the unwillingness to listen and forgive. Your hotheadness has lead me to bring my fury of requests onto you & your server. All you are is shit, which explains why you can shitban all over me, thats all you can do is flap flap flap. Nothing will stop the Lord Captain Commander of the Greytide Fleet & his floodwave, you will experience lag as you have never observed in your adminning, if you can call it that.

I will be replicating this post, and will be sharing it across the face of the internet. In your server, soon to be a flooded mess, you can delete, but out on the internet, a place out of your control, all you can do is watch, as surely as you will watch the server you admin on drown in my requests.

To all players: this server is about to become laggy on a daily basis because your badmintons have decided to piss off the wrong entity. I have the power to hack into the server, to steal all logs and to find out your IP addresses. Stay away from this place or face a similar fate to your home networks.

Goodbye and take care.

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