WE will pay you Collectively $75 Real American Dollars for a Zeng Hu Practice Dummy

[CourierBravo]

See title.

The idea is this: I'd like to have a practice dummy that can be used for medical training. Why, though?
Well, I feel like using monkey cubes is weird and or wrong. And using protohumans is perfectly viable, but cumbersome. So! I'll list some hard requirements from me, and any additional features/suggestions can be brought up by players below.
-It must be ordered through cargo, it cannot spawn on the ship normally
-It must be movable, and secured to the floor with a wrench. so it would be like, a machine/table setup
-it should be functionally identical to a human patient
-it must have a self heal function (takes 20-40 seconds or longer, depending on severity of injuries)
-it must be able to load preset injury conditions (punctured lungs, arterial bleed, beat up, shot, MSOF, etc)
-it should do something fun when emagged

edit to title: $20 from myself, $55 from lilahnovi

Edited October 7, 2023 by Bejewledpot
clarification on requirements

[CourierBravo]

and yes, I will pay you. As long as you agree to simply ignore my paypal information.

[Shimmer]

Just a few cents, as someone who plays medical, please make it so it spawns on by default as opposed to being an order from cargo, it'd be a lot more helpful for training interns that way.

[lilahnovi]

I will tack onto this an extra $50 or however much it takes to make the bounty $75. LOL Just because it's such a good idea.

I agree that using monkeys seems sort of jacked up. I get it, they're cube monkeys and all that ("they have no brain functions!" some say...), but then what do you do with the occasional live one that won't stand up anymore?
I also feel like dummies are just better in various given ways. You can have someone practice on someone who has lots of different injury and status circumstances (without having to take it somewhere dark and commit animal abuse lmfao). We can't exactly give a monkey kois lung or phoron poisoning without issues, but clicking a preset or a set of simulated injuries? Now we're spicy. But anyhow, it can be improved upon as time goes on with more advanced capabilities.

I think making it something that is wrenched might be odd, especially if you need to make a scan of it. But I get your thinking on it. It would just be nice to have the training dummy named something silly like ELI (Experience Learning for Interns? LOL) that doctors can drag around and poke and bother.

Also dummies like this are, in the year 2023, a real thing. Here's a video that shows it (CW: organs, gore-lite. Kind of looks... really really like someone was just CUT in half lmao. Don't watch if that sort of thing bothers you. http://www.businessinsider.com/realistic-medical-dummy-helps-medical-students-practice-surgery-2016-11 )