Nanda Posted September 20, 2016 Posted September 20, 2016 Hello! This is Aquila, Research Director of NSS Aurora for shift b3pcVf on what she believes was Sunday, 18th of September, 2458. The following notes were taken by Assistant Adam Woods. Aquila plucked him out of the halls, overhearing him complaining nothing needed assisting. She shoved a clipboard and paper into his hands, and tasked him with following Aquila, and taking notes on things he saw, and what Aquila stated, showing the extreme success of the station's research department at that time! Notes! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Currently, as of 7:46, Robotics is very clean and tidy. As of 7:48, Jade Liu, Xenobiologist, is not dead.-- Rating of 5/7. There is no xenoflora-ologist(?) aboard as of 7:49. Misc. Research is also AWOL as of 7:50. Toxins AWOL too, as of 7:51. It should be noted that there are signs of use, however. Research outpost's space cleaner is not AWOL as of 7:57. 8:00, Tracey Durstine, biologist arrives on the research outpost. Ronald Strange is AWOL from his station. Akela Ha'kim, chief engineer, is terrible at comms as of 8:03. As of 8:06, there are now carp migrations around the station. 8:26 - Research dock has been breached- Aquila has decided upon herself to defend the dock against the carp, the mad woman! 8:29, Aquila has announced she is dying over the radio. 8:30, Aquila has sustained grievous burns. 8:40, Aquila has abused me with the clipboard. 8:45, Aquila is going to have her AMI control module spliced off. 8:47, the AMI has sucessfully been forced off Aquila's body, freeing Xavier. 8:48, Senri Ishikawa has checked into Research due to his apparent condition of "shitting cookies" and "exploding". 8:50, Senri has been fed cookies by Aquila. No apparent effects. She is trying to push him down, he is prostrating. No effect. He is currently WWE slamming her, somewhat of an effect. 9:06, Tracey Durstine questions the lack of conversation of mass in this situation, who would modify a man to expel pastries from his rectum? 9:09, Senri has burst into flames and defies the laws of entropy-- it appears extinguishers have no effect on this man's internal fury. Aquila hopes you have enjoyed this superior note taking by a highly qualified assistant! Quote
beanie321420 Posted September 23, 2016 Posted September 23, 2016 My favorite part "8:29, Aquila has announced she is dying over the radio. 8:30, Aquila has sustained grievous burns. 8:40, Aquila has abused me with the clipboard." Quote
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