Good cop, Bad Cop, Ray Cop?

[Dustindps]

Funny interaction during my round as Ray. Once again brought in for drunk and disorderly conduct. This time hanging Pun Pun and using her as target practice in a drunken rage. Here are the chat logs once brought into the brig.

 

Sean Thomson says, "Alright man."

Jonathan Braddock asks, "You the good cop or am I the bad cop?"

Sean Thomson says, "Drunk, with a gun."

Ray Raymond slurs, "Im the 'GOOd cu'p"

Sean Thomson says, "Running through crime scenes."

Ray Raymond slobbers, "You're thE bahd KoP"

Sean Thomson says, "You-"

Sean Thomson says, "Ey."

Ray Raymond slobbers, "LIStEN HE'RE Rahy"

Sean Thomson says, "Listen here."

Ray Raymond slobbers, "YUU chtUPId FUCKER"

Jonathan Braddock says, "Listen here Randy."

Sean Thomson yells, "You don't call the shots RAY!"

Ray Raymond slobbers, "WHY Did YOU PahchS THe TAPE RahY?!"

Sean Thomson has thrown the helmet.

Jonathan Braddock shouts, "No shots are being called by you!"

Jonathan Braddock shouts, "NONE!"

Ray Raymond slurs, "I' DONt kNuW WHY' yOU' gu'tTA YeLL?"

Sean Thomson shouts, "God damn it Ray!"

Ray Raymond slurs, "BECAusE I'M iN KhAHrgE hERE RAY"

Sean Thomson shouts, "Don't you give me that business!"

Sean Thomson has thrown the desk lamp.

The reinforced window was hit by the desk lamp.

Jonathan Braddock asks, "What's this then eh!?"

Jonathan Braddock has thrown the double-barreled shotgun.

Jonathan Braddock asks, "Huh!?"

Jonathan Braddock asks, "Whats up then, WHATS UP BRO!?"

Ray Raymond slobbers, "GoDDAMMIT rAY YuU ahRE uBsTRUcTING JU'sT'IkE"

Ray Raymond slurs, "NUw DO I HahvE TO usE My CHT'uN BatON?!"

Sean Thomson says, "You're on THIN ice Ray."

Sean Thomson yells, "One more fuckup and you're done!"

Ray Raymond slurs, "YEAH rAY WHahT thE fUKk A'RE YuU THiNKINg"

Sean Thomson exclaims, "You and your badge are gone!"

Jonathan Braddock shouts, "Stahp it!"

Ray Raymond slurs, "I tH'iNK' we sHuULD ThROw HIM iN FoR 40 MiNUTES!"

Sean Thomson shouts, "THAT'S RIGHT RAY!"

Ray Raymond slurs, "YEAHH FucK ThAT guY"

Jonathan Braddock has thrown the pen.

Sean Thomson says, "Scuse me."

Ray Raymond slurs, "GOdDahmIT RAY"

You feel a sharp pain in your head

Jonathan Braddock says, "Listen here Ray."

Sean Thomson has thrown the camera.

Jonathan Braddock says, "We got some real isues"

Ray Raymond slobbers, "YEaH yOu STUpID' DICK', LICHTE'N UP RAy"

Jonathan Braddock asks, "Issues, you wanna deal or what?"

Sean Thomson asks, "You see this folder Ray?"

Sean Thomson has thrown the folder.

Ray Raymond slurs, "YeAh rAHY DO You 'SEE I't?!"

Sean Thomson says, "You're goin in that folder."

You feel a sharp pain in your head

Ray Raymond slobbers, "And YOu ahRent CoMING 'O'Ut 'uF IT"

Sean Thomson says, "That's gonna be your life now Ray."

Jonathan Braddock says, "In that folder, Ray."

Jonathan Braddock asks, "You know what that means man?"

Ray Raymond says, "ITS GOING TO BE ON THE BOOKS FOREVER RAY"

Jonathan Braddock asks, "Do you even know what it likes inside of a folder?"

Ray Raymond says, "THATY MEANS YOU ARENT GOING TO GET EMPLOYED ANYWHERE AFTER THIS"

Ray Raymond says, "YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH"

Jonathan Braddock shouts, "Your done for Ray!"

You feel a sharp pain in your head

Jonathan Braddock says, "YOU ARE DONE."

Ray Raymond says, "YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE YOUR WIFE AND KID AGAIN"

Drago Jensen slobbers, "KAHTI"

Jonathan Braddock says, "YOU AREN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO PAY YOUR BILLS"

You feel a sharp pain in your head

Ray Raymond says, "Look man uncuff me I'm going to show Ray whats what"

Drago Jensen slobbers, "Shese' miSsiNg"

Jonathan Braddock asks, ".. What?"

Jonathan Braddock says, "Ray Raymond."

Sean Thomson asks, "You see this Ray?"

Ray Raymond says, "YEAH LET ME AT THIS PUNK"

Jonathan Braddock says, "Rayray."

Ray Raymond says, "I WILL FUCK HIM UP"

Sean Thomson says, "You're making me do work now man."

Sean Thomson says, "You're a real FUCKUP Ray."

Sean Thomson opens a book titled "Corporate Regulations" and begins reading intently.

Jonathan Braddock has thrown the camera.

Ray Raymond says, "I SHOULD JUST FUCKING BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU NOW RAY"

You feel a sharp pain in your head

Ray Raymond says, "YOU LOWLIFE PIECE OF SHIT"

Jonathan Braddock has thrown the photo.

Jonathan Braddock hugs Ray Raymond to make him feel better!

Ray Raymond has been prodded in the head with the stunbaton by Jonathan Braddock. Luckily it was off.

Ray Raymond has been prodded in the head with the stunbaton by Jonathan Braddock!

Ray Raymond screams!

You're in too much pain to keep going...

Ray Raymond slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting..

...You almost hear someone talking...

Jonathan Braddock says, "He was yelling"

Dear god, the pain!

Ray Raymond says, "YEAH AND THATS WHY YOUR WIFE IS DIVORCING YOU AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS"

Ray Raymond says, "AND THATS WHY YOUR SON DOESNT CALL ANYMORE"

Jonathan Braddock says, "I fucked your wife Rayray."

Jonathan Braddock says, "So did Sean."

Jonathan Braddock says, "It was a double team."

Ray Raymond says, "YEAH! AND THATS WHY YOU HAVE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED"

You feel a sharp pain in your head

Jonathan Braddock says, "A train."

Jonathan Braddock says, "Choo choo."

The security records console rattles to life and spits out a paper titled Security Record (Ray Raymond).

Ray Raymond is having trouble keeping their eyes open.

Ray Raymond stammers, "AN-N YOU L-LOOK AT-T-T Y-YOUR-R G-GUN-N ON-N T-THE WAL-L-L-LL-L AN-ND-D T-TH-HIN-N-NK ABOUT-T B-B-B-BLOW-WING-G Y-YOUR F-FUCK-KIN-N-NG B-B-BR-R-RAIN-N-N-NS OUT AL-L-LL-L OV-V-V-VER-R-R-R Y-YOUR-R-R WIF-FE S-SO S-S-SH-HE C-C-CAN-N'T-T-T F-FOR-RG-GET-T Y-YOU EV-VER-R"

The pain is excruciating!

Ray Raymond stammers, "B-BECAUS-SE Y-YOU'L-L-LL-L-L N-N-NEV-VER H-HAV-V-V-VE A LEGAC-CY-Y OT-TH-HER-RW-W-WIS-SE R-RAY"

Jonathan Braddock says, "Not our fault your a cuck Rayray."

Ray Raymond puts his head down and starts crying uncontrollably

Sean Thomson labels the folder as Ray Raymond.

Sean Thomson has thrown the hand labeler.

You feel a sharp pain in your head

Ray Raymond says, "I dont know when I sobered up... but that got a lot off my chest..."

Ray Raymond says, "Anyway...."

Sean Thomson slams the folder down on the table, it shakes under his determined strike "You're washed up Ray. You're DONE!"

Jonathan Braddock is trying to put a stunbaton on Ray Raymond!

Jonathan Braddock puts the stunbaton into the security backpack.

Jonathan Braddock is trying to remove Ray Raymond's service radio headset!

Ray Raymond asks, "So now im clear headed, why am I here this time?"

Sean Thomson says, "Upstanding citizen award."

You were unbuckled from the steel chair by Sean Thomson.

Ray Raymond asks, "Oh really?"

 

 

Ray was released.