Blue Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 (edited) Scrolling through the web, you come across a series of ads. One of them features a beaker producing a cloud of smoke with the subject: "Lab Partner Wanted". Curious, you click on it and it takes you to a page on the NanoTrasen public boards. Greetings, viewer. I am an experienced chemist and biochemist researcher on a humanitarian message around the galaxy. I can be found on multiple stations, research and civilian. Currently, I am more heavily focused on the "NSS Aurora". Anyone employed on the station looking for work (Anyone, really, so long as you meet the qualifications, regardless of occupation) can find service by assisting me in the lab. About me: My name is Hazeri Saakhat (Many wish to call me "Haz", and I do not oppose). I am an elderly Unathi originating from Moghes. Since the age of about 20, I have been teaching myself chemistry. Along the way, I learned other things, and earned the title of "Shaman" for my clan. I have roughly two decades of experience working on research stations and meeting wonderful people of all species and stories. What do I need: I need someone to help me as a lab assistant. In my old age, I often forget things that would normally be hard-wired into my brain. My lab can sometimes be a mess of bottles and pills, waiting for some unfortunate janitor to clean up. It is requested that my lab assistant help by: Organizing my concoctions, creations, and research notes for me. Notify me whenever I am needed or requested, akin to a secretary (My hearing is rather poor these days) Help me up when one of my experiments inevitably knocks me off my feet. Laugh at my jokes and pretend that I'm funny. Pitch ideas for projects Remind me what I'm doing when I enter a room and then forget what I wanted Pull pranks on people from time to time Pranks are not productive! Experience with science and/or chemistry is preferred, but not necessarily required. An open mind is definitely non-negotiable however. I have a pretty concentrated work block, so I can be found working during most hours. As far as payment is concerned, I offer: Intricate knowledge of chemistry, and the willingness to teach someone all that I know I will either buy or brew you tea Complimentary cigarettes, if you are a smoker A mutual system where keep each other company in this lonely, wide void of depressing nothingness we call 'space' My oh-so-spiritual wisdom to bestow upon thee I don't have much in the way of money. But if what I listed above is not enough, we can discuss payment for the above services. There may be multiple assistants, depending on how many people take interest in this and who they are. Below is my PDA number. Contact me and we will arrange a sit-down where we will drink tea and talk about our partnership. Thank you. Shaman of Clan Saakhet, "Haz" Edited March 11, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment
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