swat43 Posted January 29, 2016 Posted January 29, 2016 You see this? DO YOU SEE THIS, YOU TWAT?! THIS IS A MUTHA F*CKING DRAGON F*CKEN INQUISITION SON! But what exactly does it mea- ILL TELL YOU, YOU WANKER! BUT BEFORE WE START! QUESTIONS TO YOU BASTARDS! DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS TITS KILLING THE SHIT OUT OF THE ENEMY MORE DRAGONS FREE ROAM TONS OF FUCKING SPEAKING DRAMA YOUR MUM AND MORE DRAGONS WIZARDS FUCKING BIG ASS CHALLENGES ROMANCE MORE DRAMA GAYS AND LASTLY STILL BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF ENEMY WITH SOME DEVASTATING COMBOS! THEN GUESS WHAT YOU SHIT STAIN! THIS GAME IS FOR YOU! Now, hold on to your chairs and in your pants BECAUSE THIS TRAINS IS JUST ABOUT TO GOOOO! Swat.. stop being dumb and tell- ALLRIGHTY YOU WANKER! ILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS GAME IS ABOUT! SEE THIS SHIT?! THIS SHIT IS YOUR MUM's CRACK! AND YOU'RE DESTINED TO CLOSE IT AS A HUMAN,ELF, DWARF, OR A FUCKING BAD ASS LOOKING DRAGON PERSON! SEE THIS? A FUCKING DRAGON FUCKING PERSON CALLED QUANARI! GO GET THIS SHIT, AND FEEL THE IMMERSION! Also yea. PG-18 ya f*ckers!
coolbc2000 Posted February 1, 2016 Posted February 1, 2016 Can't you have sex with a Rhino-man half breed in this game? IGN 10/10
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