Aurora Darwin Awards

[Guest]

I suppose I should jump in with my own new cop story.

Round begins, everything goes as usual (We ignore the plan immediately after leaving the shuttle and split up to be chucklefucks).

I decide to do the roleplay friendly thing and bomb the armory.

I toss a valve at the armory door and wait behind one of the walls of the permabrig for the boom.

And wait.

And wait...

My last words before the exposion rips through my cover, breaks my hand and knock me into red are "I think it's a dud."

I try to go back to the nyuk op shuttle, horrified.

I float off the Z-level and hit the derelict instead. I am still in red, with a broken hand and bleeding. I manage to bandage myself with discarded derelict med supplies and catapult myself back to station.

I projectile vomit myself to the medbay and manage to shoot once at someone before the captain lasers my face off.

Then, security saved me and took me to the brig and laughed at me.

Then, I still died of infection and medbay laughed at my dead body.