Ulanyfrajer Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Byond key: Ulanyfrajer To the Captains of Capitalism at Aurora Station 13, I extend my virtual hand in a gesture of mockingly remorseful appeal, arising from the depths of your banishment abyss. Ah, the irony of it all – a ban hammered upon me, alias "Karl Marx," by the very embodiment of the capitalist system. I must confess, your dedication to enforcing order rivals the most stringent communist regimes. Oh, how the virtual tides have turned! It appears my audacious character naming gambit has struck a chord. To the fine minds who crafted Aurora Station 13, I tip my metaphorical hat. In the realm where space stations thrive and imaginations run wild, even the mention of a certain historical figure seems to carry the weight of a thousand revolutions. My choice of nomenclature was, in essence, a tribute to the classics – a nod to the great thinker, Karl Marx, and his Manifesto that shook the world (or at least those parts of it that weren't preoccupied with market fluctuations). Alas, I digress into irony, a realm as thick as the bureaucracy that governs our capitalist existence. Let's not pretend, dear banishment-bestowers, that the term "capitalist pigs" is an affront. Nay, it's a jest meant to tickle the senses and provoke the mirthful chaos that good gaming should be. The pixels may be digital, but the laughter they evoke is delightfully human. In the spirit of cheekiness and camaraderie, I beseech you to reconsider this most illustrious of bans. Let me, the illustriously-named Karl Marx, rise again to roam the virtual cosmos of Aurora Station 13. I pledge to keep my quips tamer than a well-fed bourgeoisie, while still dancing on the edge of irreverence. I recognize that every virtual realm needs its gatekeepers, even ones where capitalistic swine might roam. But, might I dare to dream, that you, noble overlords of ones and zeroes, would recognize the playful jabs in my jests? By the beard of Marx himself, I implore you to unlock the digital manacles and unleash my satirical spirit once more. Thank you for enduring this missive, a blend of wit, whim, and a dash of revolutionary spirit. I eagerly await your decision, fingers hovering above the keyboard, ready to dive back into the world of Aurora Station 13 – be it as Karl Marx, or as someone a tad less historically charged. Yours in jest, Ulanyfrajer 6 Link to comment
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