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Incident 05/26/2457 Lauren Blade

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Reporting Personnel:Kamachi Fumiki

Rank of Reporting Personnel:Internal Affairs

Personnel Involved: Officer Revvy Black (plaintiff), Engineer Lauren Blade (Instigator), Haruspex ( Treating Doctor) , Sslazhir Yinzr (processing Officer)

Time of Incident: Within the first hour of the shift.

Location of Incident: By Engineering's main hallway.

Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property []Neglect of Duty [x]Harassment [x]Assault [x]Misconduct []Other _____

Overview of the Incident: I am Agent Fumiki speaking on behalf of an Officer Black who I have received a complaint from. It was reported that Officer Black was patrolling the Engineer area at the time of the incident. She reports that she may have bumped into Lauren while she was, in her words, day dreaming about things. Lauren responded by glaring at the Officer before turning off in an irate mood, to rectify this Revvy went after and offer her apologies, offering to buy Lauren some jerky because as, the Officer puts it, Jerky is 'da bomb.'


Once offering the snack, the Engineer turned to her before downing a cocktail that was reportedly stolen from the bar, though the Engineer claims you could get booze anywhere despite only being two possible outlets of alcohol on the station. Despite this, the Officer decided to let this pass, assuming the women was doing no harm. The Officer shortly regretted this decision, realizing the Engineer was heavily intoxicated while declaring the Officer was on fire before striking her with a fire extinguisher. The Officer proceeded to flash and detain the Engineer in defense. Miss Black the proceeded to take her to Medical to get the women detoxified and checked for any liver damage. While at medical, the Engineer began to make clanging noises under her breath to the IPC Doctor treating her, Haruspex, causing some upset for the IPC.


Once the Engineer was treated, Black proceeded to talk the Engineer to the brig for processing. She announced hooliganism, assault and theft of the drink that she assumed was lifted from the bar, in which her colleague Officer Yinzr noted down on the records. Once Lauran had sobered up, she began to insult the arresting Officer while making comments about her sexuality and personal life. This continued as the Officer brought her to the cells and through the remainder of the sentence. The Engineer also attempted to attack Black while the Officer removed her cuffs to allow freedom of movement within the cell. The Engineer became violent over the fact she was disallowed her headset, despite being allowed to have access to the intercom. Officer Black does admit to removing the Engineers jumpsuit while attempting to unbuckle the webbing from the Engineers uniform and feels great embarrassment for the incident. Eventually, an Officer by the name of Attimus Vin'Drahl resolved the issue by entering the Cells and handing the Engineers PDA.


It has also been noted that this particular individual has multiple incidents in the past which required Security involvement and that she was also sentenced to the permabrig later on within the shift after multiple assaults on Officers and Heads a like. It would appear this individual's etiquette in the work place is in question, and should be reminded of what position she holds and where holds it. For the station is already comprised of experimental technologies, therefor an individual entrusted with the integrity of the station should not be treating the station as a highschool for her tom foolery.


This is the end of my report, an audiolog will be added from the stations surveillance system.

Did you report it to a Head of Staff or IAA? If so, who?: Head of Personnel Galloway, Head of Security Cox.

Additional notes: (If there are none simply leave it blank)

 

Lauren Blade downs the entire margarita.

Lauren Blade slobbers, "W'hahT."

Lauren Blade has thrown Drinking glass.

Lauren Blade slurs, "Hey!"

Patrick Watson [145.9] asks, "Do we have a bartender?"

Lauren Blade slurs, "Thi'ch girL is un fiya'ahH."

Phoebe Essel [145.9] says, "Alcohol is poison."

Revvy Black has been thrashed in the chest with fire extinguisher by Lauren Blade!

Revvy Black blinds Lauren Blade with the flash!

Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] says, "Fai Sinsa, Assistant, has arrived on the station."

Tobias O'Green [145.9] says, "Good poison"

Revvy Black tried to hand Drinking glass to Lauren Blade but Lauren Blade didn't want it.

Patrick Watson exclaims, "Whore!"

Revvy Black is trying to put some handcuffs (R. Black) on Lauren Blade

James Fenth [145.9] says, "You're poison, Essel."

Phoebe Essel [145.9] says, "That's an oxymoron."

Lauren Blade slurs, "The' fuck is gui'Ng 'On.."

Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] says, "David Collins, Crime Scene Investigator, has completed cryogenic revival."

newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Tau Ceti Daily!"

Lauren Blade slurs, "LEmMe uuT.'"

Revvy Black [security] says, "Lauren Blade just attacked me with a fire extinguisher."

Revvy Black says, "Lauren Blade just attacked me with a fire extinguisher."

Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] says, "Trucy Faraday, Chef, has arrived on the station."

Lauren Blade slobbers, "WHAt, nOnseNchE."

James Fenth [security] says, "Arrest her then/"

Revvy Black [security] says, "I have."

Revvy Black says, "I have."

Lauren Blade slurs, "I sahid 'you were' o'n 'fire."

Revvy Black says, "You beat me with an extinguisher."

Haruspex chitters.

Lauren Blade slobbers, "NuNsEnchE."

Phillip Asimov looks at the officer,scared.

Revvy Black asks, "Do you guys have a chemist?"

Phillip Asimov starts climbing onto the table!

Haruspex exclaims, "Apothecary, apothecary!"

Phillip Asimov climbs onto the table!

A holographic image of Opi flicks to life right before your eyes!

Haruspex yells, "Your presence is needed!"

Phillip Asimov says, "I'm hiding..."

Haruspex has analyzed Lauren Blade's vitals.

Phoebe Essel [145.9] says, "Hello, Trucy."

Haruspex says, "I am going to have to drown this one in dylovene, before I have to staple the liver back together..."

Trucy Faraday [145.9] yells, "Hello Phoebe!"

*beep*

Message from Raymond Galloway (Head of Personnel), "I am about to assign a bartender. They will deal with it." (Reply)

Haruspex has grabbed Lauren Blade passively!

Haruspex starts putting Lauren Blade into the sleeper.

Haruspex has grabbed Lauren Blade passively!

Lauren Blade slobbers, "Huh.."

Lauren Blade slurs, "THa'T girL i'ch Un fiyaH!~"

Haruspex stares.

Revvy Black asks, "All done?"

Lauren Blade says quietly, "C'lAHNG.."

Lauren Blade says softly, "ClAHNg cl'a'nG."

Haruspex takes a panicked step back, its feet contort and clatter.

Phillip Asimov eyes lauren.

Patrick Watson [145.9] exclaims, "Botany party, we have booze!"

Haruspex says, "Nope - Nay. Nope."

James Fenth [145.9] says, "Right, must be off to cyro now."

Trucy Faraday [145.9] says, "Hydroponics, your plants are um...dying."

Phoebe Essel [145.9] asks, "..Lyar, are you awake?"

Lauren Blade slurs, "CHU 'uh."

Lauren Blade slobbers, "How''s liFE?"

M'rychny Lyar [145.9] says, "Yes, Phoebe."

Lauren Blade slobbers, "Huh.. caN y'ou tahl'k?"

Phoebe Essel [145.9] says, "I have something I want to show you."

Lauren Blade slurs, "HElloUou."

Lauren Blade slurs, "KAn yuu Tahlk?"

M'rychny Lyar [145.9] says, "You know wherrre to find me."

Revvy Black says, "Yin can you update her record for me."

Revvy Black says, "I'll process her."

Lauren Blade slurs, "Wh'at RecoRd."

Lauren Blade slurs, "WhEre thE Fuck AHm I"

Sslazhir Yinzr asks, "What isss the problem?"

Trucy Faraday [145.9] says, "Oh? I'm in the kitchen."

Sslazhir Yinzr asks, "Asssault or battery?"

Sslazhir Yinzr thumps his tail against the floor.

Revvy Black says, "Trespassing, seeing as she got booze."

Lauren Blade slurs, "What ich' gUIng un."

Revvy Black says, "Hooliganism."

Sslazhir Yinzr nods.

Lauren Blade slobbers, "What 'tresPAss'ing?"

Sslazhir Yinzr says, "Right."

David Collins [security] says, "CSI tech here, if you find any crime scenes please secure the scene and don't touch anything."

Revvy Black says, "And assaulting an Officer with a fire extinguisher."

Lauren Blade slobbers, "You'vE Got No proUF oN that du yu'u?"

Lauren Blade [145.9] slobbers, "Wh'y The 'fu'kk ich thiS LESBIAnzu' tHruWIng 'All The REgul'atIuNs I 'sUme'huw bro'KE chhe kAHn"

Lauren Blade talks into the engineering radio headset

Lauren Blade slobbers, "wh'y The 'fu'kk ich thiS LESBIAnzu' tHruWIng 'All The REgul'atIuNs I 'sUme'huw bro'KE chhe kAHn"

Sslazhir Yinzr says, "Done."

Sslazhir Yinzr thumps his tail against the floor.

Revvy Black says, "Well unless Cargo gave you booze, then I think you stole from the bar."

Jeanette Locklear [145.9] says, "Every shift..."

Lauren Blade says, "What the fuck."

Lauren Blade asks, "..What happened, exactly?"

Revvy Black asks, "You sober now?"

You shake Lauren Blade trying to wake her up!

M'rychny Lyar [security] says, "Rrraymond."

Raymond Galloway [security] asks, "Yes?"

Revvy Black asks, "You sober now?"

Lauren Blade says, "..I don't even fucking know.."

M'rychny Lyar [security] says, "Going to drrraw injunction forrrms."

Revvy Black opens a book titled "Corporate Regulation" and begins reading intently.

Raymond Galloway [security] says, "Copy."

Lauren Blade says, "All I see is a slut throwing all the charges she can make up on me."

Lauren Blade says, "Stealing, etcetera."

Lauren Blade says, "..Which I did not, however."

Sslazhir Yinzr [security] asks, "What happened?"

Revvy Black says, "You attacked me with a fire extinguisher."

Allison MacRyan [security] asks, "Oh?"

Lauren Blade asks, "So you charge me with a full on assault, not minor?"

Revvy Black says, "You were drinking alcohol, unless ordered from cargo, was undoubtedly stolen from the bar."

Lauren Blade says, "How the fuck did I steal from the /bar/ then."

M'rychny Lyar [security] says, "Simple harrrasment. Frrrom the Warrrden."

Attimus Vin'Drahl [security] asks, "I'm awake. Did I misss anything?"

Lauren Blade says, "You can find alcohol /anywhere/."

Revvy Black says, "And hooliganism due to your drunken stuper and unruley state."

Revvy Black says, "And no you can't."

Revvy Black says, "Especially cocktails."

Lauren Blade says, "..What the fuck, just go to a local shop and go buy some tequila and lime juice."

Lauren Blade enunciates, "In tempor amet proident."

Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] says, "James Oakley, Bartender, has arrived on the station."

Revvy Black says, "I'll give you fifteen minimum. Seeing as you were drunk."

Lauren Blade says, "You're holding me longer than these charges are even accounted for now."

Allison MacRyan [security] says, "You missed some chucklefuck trying to lift my suitcase and me flashing them."

Lauren Blade says, "Yeah, go fucking set the timer. Idiot."

You put Corporate Regulation into the leather satchel.

Allison MacRyan [security] says, "I told them not to be a dipshit."

NAIAD MKII [145.9] queries, "Unit is setting up smelting process, what materials are required by station at this time?"

You hug Lauren Blade to make her feel better!

Revvy Black is trying to take off a brown webbing vest from Lauren Blade's suit!

Revvy Black is trying to take off PDA-Lauren Blade (Station Engineer) from Lauren Blade's uniform!

Revvy Black is trying to take off a leather satchel from Lauren Blade's back!

Revvy Black is trying to take off a black jumpsuit from Lauren Blade's body!

Attimus Vin'Drahl [security] says, "Mmh."

Revvy Black is trying to take off the the tool-belt from Lauren Blade's belt!

Revvy Black is trying to put a brown webbing vest on Lauren Blade

Jeanette Locklear [145.9] says, "Engineering would like Plasteel."

Revvy Black is trying to put a brown webbing vest on Lauren Blade

Revvy Black is trying to put a brown webbing vest on Lauren Blade

Lauren Blade says, "The fuck."

Lauren Blade says, "Are you doing."

Lauren Blade says, "My /headset/."

Revvy Black is trying to put a black jumpsuit on Lauren Blade

Lauren Blade asks, "Are you that retarded?"

Lauren Blade is buckled in to the bed by Revvy Black!

Lauren Blade says, "You just took off my headset-"

Lauren Blade says, "Oh my fucking."

Revvy Black is trying to unhandcuff Lauren Blade!

Lauren Blade unbuckled !

Lauren Blade has disarmed Revvy Black!

Lauren Blade has thrown the handcuffs (R. Black).

Lauren Blade says, "My headset-"

Lauren Blade shouts, "You fucking slut!"

Revvy Black says, "I'm turning the intercom on."

Lauren Blade knocks on the reinforced window.

Lauren Blade knocks on the reinforced window.

Lauren Blade says, "I will bash your fucking face."

Lauren Blade says, "Give me my /headset/."

Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] says, "Nasir Ha'kim, Station Engineer, has arrived on the station."

Phoebe Essel [145.9] says, "Hello, Nasir."

Nasir Ha'kim [145.9] says, "Hello."

Trucy Faraday [145.9] says, "Hey Nasir."

Revvy Black says, "You have the intercom."

Lauren Blade says, "I can't even USE it."

Lauren Blade says, "You idiot."

Nasir Ha'kim [145.9] says, "Hey therrre."

Revvy Black says, "I'm going to be turning it on."

Lauren Blade says, "No. I want my /headset/."

You put the flash into the security belt.

Lauren Blade [145.9] says, "Fucking dumb-"

Lauren Blade [145.9] asks, "Where the fuck are you going, leaving this intercomm on?"

Revvy Black [145.9] says, "So you can communicate with the crew."

Revvy Black says, "So you can communicate with the crew."

Attimus Vin'Drahl [security] asks, "You've taken her headsset?"

Lauren Blade [145.9] says, "It's not helping. You stripped me to my fucking underwear."

Revvy Black [security] says, "She's been calling me a slut over comms during arrest."

Revvy Black says, "She's been calling me a slut over comms during arrest."

Revvy Black [145.9] says, "You're in your engineering suit."

Revvy Black says, "You're in your engineering suit."

Lauren Blade [145.9] says, "Then kept struggling to dress me again."

Revvy Black rubs her eyes.

Attimus Vin'Drahl briefly flicks his eyes up and down Revvy's form for a moment, before emitting a harsh chuff. "There'ss no reasson for that .Her PDA will suffice."

Attimus Vin'Drahl [145.9] says, "Move to the bed. Do not get up."

Allison MacRyan [security] says, "What a child."

Phoebe Essel [145.9] says, "What in heaven's name."

Tobias O'Green [145.9] asks, "Sexy times huh?"

Phoebe Essel [145.9] says, "No."

Attimus Vin'Drahl says, "Fixed."

Revvy Black [security] says, "She also made comments about my personal life. I found her in the hall drinking a cocktail that she apparently got from the 'store' and attacked me with a fire extinguisher."

Revvy Black says, "She also made comments about my personal life. I found her in the hall drinking a cocktail that she apparently got from the 'store' and attacked me with a fire extinguisher."

Karenza Rivette slumps into the chair

Attimus Vin'Drahl [security] says, "If she ssendss you messsagesss via PDA, let me know. Do not go after her yoursself."

Revvy Black [security] says, "She was also in a drunken stuper when I found her, and attacked me in the cell."

Revvy Black says, "She was also in a drunken stuper when I found her, and attacked me in the cell."

Revvy Black [security] says, "Fifteen is me being kind."

Revvy Black says, "Fifteen is me being kind."

Revvy Black [security] says, "Sentence wise."

Revvy Black says, "Sentence wise."

Revvy Black sighs.

Revvy Black says, "First I get stalked by some dude."

Sslazhir Yinzr asks, "Who?"

Revvy Black says, "Walker."

Karenza Rivette frowns

Revvy Black says, "Wait, no Watson."

Revvy Black says, "And the only reason I was able to arrest him was because he followed me into Security."

Revvy Black says, "Then I have that Engineer fucking attack me."

Revvy Black shakes her head.

Sslazhir Yinzr thumps his tail against the floor.

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