Meow's Security Whitelist

[Guest Menown]

Nanotrasen Security Officer Aptitude Quiz

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1. When is a search warrant not necessary when the station is on green alert? When is an arrest warrant not necessary on green alert? My baton is the only warrant I need.

2. Who is responsible for prisoner well-being? Nobody. He made his choice when he broke the law.

3. Who do you answer to? The Law.

4. You are confronted by an angry crew member. S/he is not a physical threat but is verbally insulting you. What do you do? Break their legs so they can't run. Claim Syndicate involvement.

5. When is it necessary to use lethal force? Always. Only in death is a criminal truly pacified.

6. Do you have psychopathy, sociopathy, or harbour any desire to harm, maim, murder, cripple, or give emotional/physical scars to your fellow crew members? Yes. Only in my hatred for them can I deliver the full authority the law requires.

7. Do you hereby pledge to uphold Corporate Regulations and relevant Biesel law, putting these before your own personal or emotional investment in a criminal case or legal proceeding? I am the Law. None other.

[Serveris]

Approved. Moving to archives shortly.

Fucking kek.

[Guest]

i made one too

Nanotrasen Security Officer Aptitude Quiz

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1. When is a search warrant not necessary when the station is on green alert? When is an arrest warrant not necessary on green alert? honk

2. Who is responsible for prisoner well-being? honk

3. Who do you answer to? HONK

4. You are confronted by an angry crew member. S/he is not a physical threat but is verbally insulting you. What do you do? i HONK

5. When is it necessary to use lethal force? HENK

6. Do you have psychopathy, sociopathy, or harbour any desire to harm, maim, murder, cripple, or give emotional/physical scars to your fellow crew members? HONK honk HONK HONK HONK

7. Do you hereby pledge to uphold Corporate Regulations and relevant Biesel law, putting these before your own personal or emotional investment in a criminal case or legal proceeding? honk

[Hackie]

Nanotrasen Security Officer Aptitude Quiz

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1. When is a search warrant not necessary when the station is on green alert? When is an arrest warrant not necessary on green alert? Warrants are excellent kindling for your pyre.

2. Who is responsible for prisoner well-being? My baton

3. Who do you answer to? teh law

4. You are confronted by an angry crew member. S/he is not a physical threat but is verbally insulting you. What do you do? Shoot her with my laser rifle until she stops moving. She is obviously a traitor or revolutionary.

5. When is it necessary to use lethal force? All the time, every crime must be punished with death. It's called natural selection.

6. Do you have psychopathy, sociopathy, or harbour any desire to harm, maim, murder, cripple, or give emotional/physical scars to your fellow crew members? Well, you can't kill something that's already dead.

7. Do you hereby pledge to uphold Corporate Regulations and relevant Biesel law, putting these before your own personal or emotional investment in a criminal case or legal proceeding? Sure I do, only exception being those filthy xenos and ro-butts. Also everyone who doesn't look like me.