Kirk Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) What is this? I have a text-based wrestling sim (I tried doing it before with Aurora characters but it didn't catch on) where you own a wrestling company and set up all the matches etc etc. So I came up with an idea for a mash-up ultimate crossover save file where the wrestlers are all existing fictional characters, politicians, musicians, actors, celebrities....you name it. I'm letting the game decide who wins and loses the matches, as opposed to me setting it all up. Because some of the outcomes can be funny, I thought I'd share it with everyone. But before I do anything I want to ask if I should simulate the game in real time, or simulate one month every week? Last PPV: FCW Super Slam [PRE-SHOW]Alex Jones defeated Alf in 2:41 by submission. [PRE-SHOW]Crono defeated Mickey Mouse in 2:59 by pinfall. [PRE-SHOW]Steve Urkel defeated Lil B in 2:58 by pinfall with an Urkel Dance. [PRE-SHOW]Bonzi Buddy defeated Dinkleberg in 3:13 by pinfall with a Bonzi Bomb. Bob Ross defeated Donald Trump in 7:47 by pinfall with a Happy Little Piledriver. The Wizards defeated The Scientists in 8:21 when Harry Potter defeated Bill Nye by pinfall. Charlie Sheen defeated Michael Rosen in 7:32 by submission. Austin Powers defeated Ron Paul in 7:39 by pinfall. NEW CHAMP!Cory Baxter defeated Gabe Newell, Goku and Billy Mays in 17:37 when Cory Baxter defeated Goku by submission. Cory Baxter wins the FCW Hardcore title. NEW CHAMP!Mister Rogers defeated George Costanza in 18:14 by submission with an A Stern Talking To. Mister Rogers wins the FCW Silver title. NEW CHAMPS!Shrek-It Ralph defeated Death Grips, Kenan & Kel and Drake & Josh in 13:50; the order of elimination was Drake & Josh first, then Kenan & Kel, and finally Death Grips. Shrek-It Ralph win the FCW Tag Team titles. NEW CHAMP!George W. Bush defeated Filthy Frank in 18:21 by pinfall with a War On Terror. George W. Bush wins the FCW World Heavyweight title. Current FCW Champions FCW World Heavyweight: George W. Bush FCW Tag Team: Shrek-It Ralph FCW Hardcore: Cory Baxter FCW Silver: Mister Rogers Roster Alex Jones Alf Austin Powers Barack Obama Big Bird Bill Nye Billy Mays Bob Ross Bonzi Buddy Charlie Sheen Cory Baxter Crono Dinkleberg Donald Trump Dr. Phil Drake Bell Filthy Frank Gabe Newell Gandalf the Wizard George Costanza George W. Bush Goku Harry Potter Hulk Hogan Josh Peck Kel Mitchell Kenan Thompson Lil B MC Ride Michael Rosen Mickey Mouse Mike Chang Mister Rogers Ray Sipe Reggie Fils-Aime Ron Paul Shrek Stephen Hawking Steve Urkel Wreck-It Ralph Zach Hill Active Tag Teams on the Roster Shrek-It Ralph (Shrek & Wreck-It Ralph) Death Grips (MC Ride & Zach Hill) The Scientists (Bill Nye & Stephen Hawking) Kenan & Kel Drake & Josh The Wizards (Harry Potter & Gandalf) Wrestlers on the free agency Andrew Gold Archie Bunker Arthur Read Audrey II Bob Barker Bugs Bunny Carl Winslow Chuck Berry Clark Griswold Claudio Sanchez Dikembe Mutombo Edward Elric Elmo Eminem Ernest P. Worrell Fahi (from a video game called Memoria) Feels Guy Forrest Gump Freddy Krueger Frodo Baggins Grampu (from a kids show called Oobi) Hank Hill Hip Hop Harry Homer Simpson Jason Voorhees Jigsaw Joey Gladstone Johnny Cash Kanye West Kermit the Frog Lloyd Christmas Lord Zedd Luke Skywalker Marty McFly Michael Myers Mr. EBT Murdoc Niccals Norbit Albert Rice Ozzy Osbourne Pee-Wee Herman Penn Jillette Pepe (Yes, the meme) Rand Paul Ratboy Genius Rick Moranis Robocop Rocky Balboa Roger Troutman Ronald McDonald Samuel L. Jackson Santa Claus Science the Bear Simon Cowell Skrillex Snoop Dogg Spawn Spongebob Squarepants Steve Irwin Teller Ten Second Tom The Angry Video Game Nerd The Cryptkeeper The Geico Gecko The Green Giant The Irate Gamer The Nostalgia Critic The Predator Tim Taylor Tupac Shakur Tyrone (The YouTube personality) Uncle Fester Uncle Grandpa Willy Wonka Edited September 7, 2015 by Guest Quote
hivefleetchicken Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 I'd say to simulate it in real time and just post when you feel like it, since a single missed deadline for a month/week update might throw you and the stability of the game off a bit. Quote
Kirk Posted September 1, 2015 Author Posted September 1, 2015 Okay so, I'm going to do one event every Wednesday (FCW Wednesday Nights), and 1 PPV a month where all the big matches happen. Between those events random things can happen like people getting injured, dying, retiring, etc. which I'll update if it happens. I'll put in the OP the results of the most recent show/PPV, as well as cards for upcoming PPVs. The game starts on a Monday, so I just simulated Monday and Tuesday now. Also feel free to suggest people to add to the FCW universe. Monday Nothing special happened. Tuesday Nothing special happened. What's happening on FCW Wednesday Nights tomorrow night Two 10-man battle royals. The winner of each battle royal will face each other at the FCW SUUUUUUPERSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM for the FCW World Heavyweight Championship Battle royal #1 competitors: Donald Trump Ron Paul Bob Ross Charlie Sheen Filthy Frank Gabe Newell Mickey Mouse Mike Chang Cory Baxter Crono Battle royal #2 competitors Michael Rosen Ray Sipe Austin Powers Dinkleberg Big Bird Reggie Fils-Aime Hulk Hogan Goku Billy Mays George W. Bush And other matches which I will come up with on the spot. Quote
hivefleetchicken Posted September 1, 2015 Posted September 1, 2015 Hivefleetchicken bets $500 dongers on Michael Rosen. Quote
Kirk Posted September 2, 2015 Author Posted September 2, 2015 News: None to speak of. FCW Wednesday Nights results: Barack Obama defeated Alex Jones in 7:57 by pinfall with a Barack Bottom. Steve Urkel defeated Bonzi Buddy in 7:43 by pinfall with an Urkel Dance. Dr. Phil defeated Alf in 7:41 by pinfall. The Wizards defeated The Scientists in 7:37 when Harry Potter defeated Bill Nye by pinfall. Death Grips defeated Drake & Josh in 7:48 when MC Ride defeated Josh Peck by pinfall with a Guillotine. Shrek-It Ralph defeated Kenan & Kel in 7:50 when Wreck-It Ralph defeated Kenan Thompson by pinfall. Filthy Frank won a battle royal in 25:28. The final four competitors also included Bob Ross, Cory Baxter and Charlie Sheen, with Bob Ross being the final elimination. Filthy Frank advances to be a competitor for the FCW World Heavyweight Championship at the FCW Super Slam. George W. Bush won a battle royal in 24:33. The final four competitors also included Austin Powers, Reggie Fils-Aime and Ray Sipe, with Austin Powers being the final elimination. George W. Bush advances to be a competitor for the FCW World Heavyweight Championship at the FCW Super Slam. there you have it folks, Filthy Frank vs. George W. Bush this Sunday only at the FCW SUPER SLAM Quote
Kirk Posted September 7, 2015 Author Posted September 7, 2015 Sorry about the double-post, but I must simulate and post results. Since I forgot to do the Super Slam last night, I did it today. Here's the outcomes: [PRE-SHOW]Alex Jones defeated Alf in 2:41 by submission. [PRE-SHOW]Crono defeated Mickey Mouse in 2:59 by pinfall. [PRE-SHOW]Steve Urkel defeated Lil B in 2:58 by pinfall with an Urkel Dance. [PRE-SHOW]Bonzi Buddy defeated Dinkleberg in 3:13 by pinfall with a Bonzi Bomb. Bob Ross defeated Donald Trump in 7:47 by pinfall with a Happy Little Piledriver. The Wizards defeated The Scientists in 8:21 when Harry Potter defeated Bill Nye by pinfall. Charlie Sheen defeated Michael Rosen in 7:32 by submission. Austin Powers defeated Ron Paul in 7:39 by pinfall. NEW CHAMP!Cory Baxter defeated Gabe Newell, Goku and Billy Mays in 17:37 when Cory Baxter defeated Goku by submission. Cory Baxter wins the FCW Hardcore title. (Hardcore match) NEW CHAMP!Mister Rogers defeated George Costanza in 18:14 by submission with an A Stern Talking To. Mister Rogers wins the FCW Silver title. NEW CHAMPS!Shrek-It Ralph defeated Death Grips, Kenan & Kel and Drake & Josh in 13:50; the order of elimination was Drake & Josh first, then Kenan & Kel, and finally Death Grips. Shrek-It Ralph win the FCW Tag Team titles. NEW CHAMP!George W. Bush defeated Filthy Frank in 18:21 by pinfall with a War On Terror. George W. Bush wins the FCW World Heavyweight title. Show Rating: A* Live Attendance: 75,000 Pay-Per-View Buyrate: 209,169 Quote
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