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I have a text-based wrestling sim (I tried doing it before with Aurora characters but it didn't catch on) where you own a wrestling company and set up all the matches etc etc. So I came up with an idea for a mash-up ultimate crossover save file where the wrestlers are all existing fictional characters, politicians, musicians, actors, celebrities....you name it. I'm letting the game decide who wins and loses the matches, as opposed to me setting it all up. Because some of the outcomes can be funny, I thought I'd share it with everyone. But before I do anything I want to ask if I should simulate the game in real time, or simulate one month every week?


Last PPV: FCW Super Slam

[PRE-SHOW]Alex Jones defeated Alf in 2:41 by submission.


[PRE-SHOW]Crono defeated Mickey Mouse in 2:59 by pinfall.


[PRE-SHOW]Steve Urkel defeated Lil B in 2:58 by pinfall with an Urkel Dance.


[PRE-SHOW]Bonzi Buddy defeated Dinkleberg in 3:13 by pinfall with a Bonzi Bomb.


Bob Ross defeated Donald Trump in 7:47 by pinfall with a Happy Little Piledriver.


The Wizards defeated The Scientists in 8:21 when Harry Potter defeated Bill Nye by pinfall.


Charlie Sheen defeated Michael Rosen in 7:32 by submission.


Austin Powers defeated Ron Paul in 7:39 by pinfall.


NEW CHAMP!Cory Baxter defeated Gabe Newell, Goku and Billy Mays in 17:37 when Cory Baxter defeated Goku by submission. Cory Baxter wins the FCW Hardcore title.


NEW CHAMP!Mister Rogers defeated George Costanza in 18:14 by submission with an A Stern Talking To. Mister Rogers wins the FCW Silver title.


NEW CHAMPS!Shrek-It Ralph defeated Death Grips, Kenan & Kel and Drake & Josh in 13:50; the order of elimination was Drake & Josh first, then Kenan & Kel, and finally Death Grips. Shrek-It Ralph win the FCW Tag Team titles.


NEW CHAMP!George W. Bush defeated Filthy Frank in 18:21 by pinfall with a War On Terror. George W. Bush wins the FCW World Heavyweight title.

 

Current FCW Champions

FCW World Heavyweight: George W. Bush

FCW Tag Team: Shrek-It Ralph

FCW Hardcore: Cory Baxter

FCW Silver: Mister Rogers

 

Roster

Alex Jones

Alf

Austin Powers

Barack Obama

Big Bird

Bill Nye

Billy Mays

Bob Ross

Bonzi Buddy

Charlie Sheen

Cory Baxter

Crono

Dinkleberg

Donald Trump

Dr. Phil

Drake Bell

Filthy Frank

Gabe Newell

Gandalf the Wizard

George Costanza

George W. Bush

Goku

Harry Potter

Hulk Hogan

Josh Peck

Kel Mitchell

Kenan Thompson

Lil B

MC Ride

Michael Rosen

Mickey Mouse

Mike Chang

Mister Rogers

Ray Sipe

Reggie Fils-Aime

Ron Paul

Shrek

Stephen Hawking

Steve Urkel

Wreck-It Ralph

Zach Hill

 

Active Tag Teams on the Roster

Shrek-It Ralph (Shrek & Wreck-It Ralph)

Death Grips (MC Ride & Zach Hill)

The Scientists (Bill Nye & Stephen Hawking)

Kenan & Kel

Drake & Josh

The Wizards (Harry Potter & Gandalf)

 

Wrestlers on the free agency

Andrew Gold

Archie Bunker

Arthur Read

Audrey II

Bob Barker

Bugs Bunny

Carl Winslow

Chuck Berry

Clark Griswold

Claudio Sanchez

Dikembe Mutombo

Edward Elric

Elmo

Eminem

Ernest P. Worrell

Fahi (from a video game called Memoria)

Feels Guy

Forrest Gump

Freddy Krueger

Frodo Baggins

Grampu (from a kids show called Oobi)

Hank Hill

Hip Hop Harry

Homer Simpson

Jason Voorhees

Jigsaw

Joey Gladstone

Johnny Cash

Kanye West

Kermit the Frog

Lloyd Christmas

Lord Zedd

Luke Skywalker

Marty McFly

Michael Myers

Mr. EBT

Murdoc Niccals

Norbit Albert Rice

Ozzy Osbourne

Pee-Wee Herman

Penn Jillette

Pepe (Yes, the meme)

Rand Paul

Ratboy Genius

Rick Moranis

Robocop

Rocky Balboa

Roger Troutman

Ronald McDonald

Samuel L. Jackson

Santa Claus

Science the Bear

Simon Cowell

Skrillex

Snoop Dogg

Spawn

Spongebob Squarepants

Steve Irwin

Teller

Ten Second Tom

The Angry Video Game Nerd

The Cryptkeeper

The Geico Gecko

The Green Giant

The Irate Gamer

The Nostalgia Critic

The Predator

Tim Taylor

Tupac Shakur

Tyrone (The YouTube personality)

Uncle Fester

Uncle Grandpa

Willy Wonka

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Okay so, I'm going to do one event every Wednesday (FCW Wednesday Nights), and 1 PPV a month where all the big matches happen. Between those events random things can happen like people getting injured, dying, retiring, etc. which I'll update if it happens. I'll put in the OP the results of the most recent show/PPV, as well as cards for upcoming PPVs. The game starts on a Monday, so I just simulated Monday and Tuesday now. Also feel free to suggest people to add to the FCW universe.


Monday

Nothing special happened.


Tuesday

Nothing special happened.


What's happening on FCW Wednesday Nights tomorrow night

Two 10-man battle royals. The winner of each battle royal will face each other at the FCW SUUUUUUPERSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM for the FCW World Heavyweight Championship

Battle royal #1 competitors:

Donald Trump

Ron Paul

Bob Ross

Charlie Sheen

Filthy Frank

Gabe Newell

Mickey Mouse

Mike Chang

Cory Baxter

Crono

Battle royal #2 competitors

Michael Rosen

Ray Sipe

Austin Powers

Dinkleberg

Big Bird

Reggie Fils-Aime

Hulk Hogan

Goku

Billy Mays

George W. Bush

And other matches which I will come up with on the spot.

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News: None to speak of.


FCW Wednesday Nights results:


Barack Obama defeated Alex Jones in 7:57 by pinfall with a Barack Bottom.


Steve Urkel defeated Bonzi Buddy in 7:43 by pinfall with an Urkel Dance.


Dr. Phil defeated Alf in 7:41 by pinfall.


The Wizards defeated The Scientists in 7:37 when Harry Potter defeated Bill Nye by pinfall.


Death Grips defeated Drake & Josh in 7:48 when MC Ride defeated Josh Peck by pinfall with a Guillotine.


Shrek-It Ralph defeated Kenan & Kel in 7:50 when Wreck-It Ralph defeated Kenan Thompson by pinfall.


Filthy Frank won a battle royal in 25:28. The final four competitors also included Bob Ross, Cory Baxter and Charlie Sheen, with Bob Ross being the final elimination. Filthy Frank advances to be a competitor for the FCW World Heavyweight Championship at the FCW Super Slam.


George W. Bush won a battle royal in 24:33. The final four competitors also included Austin Powers, Reggie Fils-Aime and Ray Sipe, with Austin Powers being the final elimination. George W. Bush advances to be a competitor for the FCW World Heavyweight Championship at the FCW Super Slam.




there you have it folks, Filthy Frank vs. George W. Bush this Sunday only at the FCW SUPER SLAM

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Sorry about the double-post, but I must simulate and post results. Since I forgot to do the Super Slam last night, I did it today. Here's the outcomes:

 

[PRE-SHOW]Alex Jones defeated Alf in 2:41 by submission.


[PRE-SHOW]Crono defeated Mickey Mouse in 2:59 by pinfall.


[PRE-SHOW]Steve Urkel defeated Lil B in 2:58 by pinfall with an Urkel Dance.


[PRE-SHOW]Bonzi Buddy defeated Dinkleberg in 3:13 by pinfall with a Bonzi Bomb.


Bob Ross defeated Donald Trump in 7:47 by pinfall with a Happy Little Piledriver.


The Wizards defeated The Scientists in 8:21 when Harry Potter defeated Bill Nye by pinfall.


Charlie Sheen defeated Michael Rosen in 7:32 by submission.


Austin Powers defeated Ron Paul in 7:39 by pinfall.


NEW CHAMP!Cory Baxter defeated Gabe Newell, Goku and Billy Mays in 17:37 when Cory Baxter defeated Goku by submission. Cory Baxter wins the FCW Hardcore title. (Hardcore match)


NEW CHAMP!Mister Rogers defeated George Costanza in 18:14 by submission with an A Stern Talking To. Mister Rogers wins the FCW Silver title.


NEW CHAMPS!Shrek-It Ralph defeated Death Grips, Kenan & Kel and Drake & Josh in 13:50; the order of elimination was Drake & Josh first, then Kenan & Kel, and finally Death Grips. Shrek-It Ralph win the FCW Tag Team titles.


NEW CHAMP!George W. Bush defeated Filthy Frank in 18:21 by pinfall with a War On Terror. George W. Bush wins the FCW World Heavyweight title.

 

Show Rating: A*

Live Attendance: 75,000

Pay-Per-View Buyrate: 209,169

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