ForgottenTraveller Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 Missing is our arrival and and interview with Clove Asher [A Runaway Turtle Also stealing his OOC title for this round] on xenobiology. Sorry I missed the logs for that. He put a lot of effort into helping us start up by being our first interviewee. Thanks for everyone who played along. *beep* Here come the logs. Edited down for the event itself. The Host asks, "Would you be willing to give us a moment of your time?" The Host asks, "For a short interview?" Gus the Cameraman adjusts his camera Kane DeWitt says, "...I'd rather not talk about it." The Host says, "Alright." Phoebe Essel knocks on the reinforced window. Kris the Audioman holds the mic up, ready to feel disappointed. Phoebe Essel asks, "You needed medical?" Kane DeWitt says, "No, sorry." The Host says, "Seems we may have to go public again for finding someone to talk to." The Host asks, "Good afternoon. Is there anyone else who takes pride in there work and wish to show it to the universe?" Kris the Audioman says, "Oh, I saw some people in that big hall." The Host says, "A small dressed creature." Serenity Neferet slumps forward against the bar. Faith Johnson says, "Jease... you are creepy as hell...." Serenity Neferet shouts, "Oi!" The Host asks, "I am sorry?" Serenity Neferet has grabbed Phoebe Essel passively! Kris the Audioman phases in, holding the mic over the small monkey. Kris the Audioman says, "Tell me your secrets." Kane DeWitt says, "Hey." Phoebe Essel says, "Yes, hello." The Host asks, "Shall we try some makeup?" Faith Johnson asks, "Can you not... appear behind me like that?" Kane DeWitt says, "Take my seat." Phoebe Essel says, "I'm sitting here now." Phoebe Essel says, "..Oh." Kane DeWitt says, "Please." The Host says, "To the make up trailer." Kris the Audioman says, "You'd look good with lipstick, Gus." The Host asks, "Better or worse?" Gus the Cameraman tilts his head Kris the Audioman says, "... It brings out your ears." Gus the Cameraman nods The Host yells, "KN'A`FTAGHU,`PUCK`'BTHNK!" Gus the Cameraman nods Kris the Audioman says, "Hm. That's good. Very summer." The Host says, "Fantastic." Kris the Audioman says, "There isn't stations here, though. Just one." The Host puts Gentlemans Cap into the leather satchel. Gus the Cameraman somehow blinks The Host says, "Let us try again." Samantha Mason starts to wipe down Drinking glass with the damp rag! Kane DeWitt says, "Warden." The Host says, "Right makeup complete." Serenity Neferet says, "Oh god they are back..." Lockie Green whispers something. Kane DeWitt says, "I see you're not in the brig." Kris the Audioman holds the mic up, over his shoulder. Carly Isemann says, "Hello" Sam Guinness asks, "Hm?" Sam Guinness says, "Hi" The Host says, "Look we are trying to make compelling television here." Samantha Mason asks, "Uh-uh, hewwo?" Gus the Cameraman adjusts his camera Phoebe Essel peers at the warden, sticking her hand into her satchel. The Host says, "And you lot are giving us nothing" Lockie Green says, "A hot coffee, Samantha." The Host says, "You called our last effort boring" Lockie Green says, "Not iced." The Pun Pun jumps! Phoebe Essel whispers something. Serenity Neferet says, "Because it was a documentry on amorphous blobs." Sam Guinness says, "Aaaah just what I jneeded" Kane DeWitt says, "Cameraman." Samantha Mason yells, "Coffeh!" Phoebe Essel whispers something. The Host says, "And yet you will not assist in showing off the livelier side of this place." Lockie Green silently stands up from her stool. Phoebe Essel says, "..Oh." Lockie Green says, "Just a moment, PHoebe." Kane DeWitt says, "Don't write stories on people's suicides." Lockie Green says, "I will be right back." Kane DeWitt says, "It's distasteful." Samantha Mason stares at the Camera. Samantha Mason says, "A....ahh..." Phoebe Essel says, "Oh, please no suicide stories.." Lockie Green asks, "Excuse me. Kane?" The Host says, "We were hoping for a stiring eulougy." Kris the Audioman says, "Dude, I told you it wasn't cool to write on that guy." Lockie Green asks, "Was that the warden walking through here just now?" The Host says, "Not a story." The Pun Pun waves his tail. Kane DeWitt says, "Yes, it was." Lockie Green nods. Gus the Cameraman looks at Samantha a little confused The Host says, "We need to put a piece at the end dedicated to him" Lockie Green asks, "And.... do you remember what her name is?" The Host says, "We never met him" Kane DeWitt says, "Curly." Lockie Green 's voice is utterly calm, as if she were just discussing the weather. She nods. "Thank you." Kris the Audioman phases around, accidentally hitting Serenity over the head with the boom. Samantha Mason stares at the camera, getting stage fright, before turning red. The Host says, "So details are important from those who worked with him" Phoebe Essel says, "I didn't work with him.." Samantha Mason asks, "...D....Dwink?" Gus the Cameraman shakes his head Gus the Cameraman says, "No thanks" Serenity Neferet says, "Sir... I'll say this once." Serenity Neferet says, "Watch it." Kris the Audioman rushes past Serenity, holding the boom over Samantha. The Host asks, "Do you have anything flashy to use as a prop?" Samantha Mason says, "Gah..." Samantha Mason says, "Uh...." The Host says, "People just eat up the details" Samantha Mason says, "I haf a top hwat, I gwuess..." The Pun Pun scratches. The Host says, "Drink wise." Kane DeWitt mutters quietly to himself. Phoebe Essel says, "..I have a somewhat dangerous weapon.." Samantha Mason yells, "....O-oh!" Samantha Mason yells, "Yus!" Samantha Mason nods rapidly. Kane DeWitt says, "Essl." The Host says, "Try and give some nightlife for the tourist scene." Phoebe Essel says, "What." Lockie Green says, "Yes." Serenity Neferet requests, "Oh phuEbe, lEt ME g'uess, is It yoUr f'ace?" Kane DeWitt says, "You know you're not supposed to have a syringe gun." Phoebe Essel says, "Lockie knows I have it." Kane DeWitt says, "Don't shoot anyone." Luccia Ashtear says, "Ms. Green" Phoebe Essel says, "Besides, I'm not putting it back loaded. That's just irresponsible." Kris the Audioman says, "I apologize, can you remain silent while the Bartender presents her work of art?" Samantha Mason says, "Ta-daaaaaaaaaah.~" The Host says, "Now that is something" The Host says, "Gus get a close up" Lockie Green says, "You may want to film this." Alexander Lecter turns his chair, sliding up against the stool. Serenity Neferet stutters, "Fu'ck Thich.'.." The Host says, "Angle." Alexander Lecter shouts, "Ah!" Luccia Ashtear hugs Pun Pun to make him feel better! The Host says, "Bring in the lighting." Alexander Lecter asks, "Hey, is that Kane I hear... somewhere?" Kane DeWitt says, "Nope." Lockie Green yells, "DRINK IT!" Alexander Lecter asks, "Kane, buddy! Can you move the stool here in front of me?" Kane DeWitt says, "I'm Craig." Alexander Lecter stoops to the floor. After a few attempts, Kane DeWitt manages to light the the cheap lighter. Samantha Mason says, "It's just a....dwink.....ehehe." The Host sips the drink carefully. Kane DeWitt manages to light their cigarette with the cheap lighter. The Host says, "Quite exquisite." Alexander Lecter sighs, pulling himself awkwardly up onto the stool. Samantha Mason says, "Tank you, I twake pwide wif what I do." The Pun Pun rolls. Kane DeWitt sets the glass down as he stands up. The Host says, "Like the frabo of dimesion 6." Kane DeWitt says, "I'm done." Kane DeWitt says, "Thanks Samantha." The Host says, "You definatively do." Samantha Mason says, "You're welcome, dear." Kane DeWitt grins. The Host says, "Now let us go see to the heart of this great place." Kris the Audioman nods. Samantha Mason nods. Kris the Audioman says, "Thanks, ma'am." The Host says, "Kris volume down" The Host says, "It will probably be loud." Samuel Avalon says, "Wh-" Kris the Audioman fiddles with the boom, turning the volume down a bit. James Duncan says, "W-" The Host says, "Good afternoon." Kris the Audioman says, "Hello." James Duncan asks, "W-what are you?" Kris the Audioman says, "Someone who isn't paid enough." The Host says, "I am the Host" The Host asks, "Would you be willing to show us how you make this hold place tick?" James Duncan asks, ".....Tick?" Andrew Ryals says, "Ta." The Host says, "We are doing our interdimensional travel show." Yrsa Hall says, "...Erm..." Acel Delrico asks, "Mmh..?" The Host says, "And we are needing some good footage." The Host says, "Medical has proved rather dull" Gus the Cameraman adjusts his camera James Duncan says, "A-ask the chief." Yrsa Hall stares, wide-eyed and motionless. The Host says, "So the life and times of the crew who keep this place alive would be grand." Kris the Audioman says, "Where is this chief?" The Host says, "Indeed." James Duncan says, "I'm not sure." The Host says, "This cheif you speak off." Kris the Audioman says, "Not in there, at least." The Host says, "Gus. Kris. Go search." Kris the Audioman says, "Roger." The Host says, "I can wait here." The Host says, "Ah excellent." The Host says, "We have him" Yrsa Hall slowly inches toward Acel. The Host says, "Afternoon again" Acel Delrico asks, "Is there...an issue?" Acel Delrico says, "Hello." Gus the Cameraman adjusts his camera slightly to focus The Host says, "Having a little trouble finding anyone interested." Acel Delrico rubs his eyes lightly, looking quite groggy. "Mmh...I see. Right, then, I suppose you want a tour?" Kris the Audioman says, "No lu-.." The Host says, "A tour would be fine" The Host says, "We may have to avoid high electromagnetic area" The Host says, "It bothers the equipment." Gus the Cameraman nods Gus the Cameraman says, "We would have to avoid thoes places" Kris the Audioman says, "We could always film from Outer Space" The Host says, "Though I would need a suit myself being so much further into this dimension than you two" Acel Delrico sighs, adjusting his top hat from a slumping position. "Right. We'll avoid getting near the singularity...never get near it anyway, really at this point." Gus the Cameraman nods The Host says, "Indeed." Acel Delrico grumbles, walking over to the foyer doors. Yrsa Hall nods very slowly, still clearly unsure. Acel Delrico says, "Right, so, this is the break room." Kris the Audioman follows the man in the yellow and green jumpsuit, holding the equipment up. The Host says, "This is astoundingly complex compared to our last trip" Acel Delrico asks, "Mmh..that thing is on. Anyhow...this is where Engineers wait until shit breaks. Any questions..?" The Host says, "You were mostly using oils and had only just started using electron energy." The Host says, "Tell us about how far you have come." The Host says, "What you know of it." Kris the Audioman leans over to The Host. "Pssst, you're on the general frequency again." The Host says, "Rightoh. Thanks for that Kris." The Host says, "Damn interference" The Host says, "Back on the .7" Acel Delrico says, "I...well, related to dated engines we've come immensely far, but you'd...have to give me a specific date to relate this to.." Kris the Audioman says, "In this dimension we're on... 2400, around that century." Kris the Audioman says, "So, we came here around... how many years ago?" The Host says, "Well our rough history work from the last show has you as a speices killing your own planet leaving it and moving to other stars." The Host says, "Since the last time" The Host says, "200 relative years to us." The Host says, "But time is an iffy thing" The Host says, "When jumping here and there." The Host says, "We were once gone two weeks before a follow up. They were fossils when we got back" Acel Delrico says, "Ah, I suppose, we've made small improvements here and there...upped the efficientcy of partical accelerators...saftey equipments a bit better. Haven't looked into the older shit, much.." Samara Davidson asks, "What the fuck is that?" Gus the Cameraman adjusts his camera Kris the Audioman holds his hand up towards Samara. "Recording, silence, please." Yrsa Hall looks back and slowly shakes her head with a quick shrug of her shoulders. The Host asks, "This safety protocol?" Acel Delrico rubs his eyes again, looking less than thrilled as he speaks to them. The Host says, "Last time it was pretty much low status were expendable" The Host says, "It did offend some viewers of how harsh it was." The Host asks, "So things have improved?" Acel Delrico says, "Protocol..? Don't touch shit that'll kill you. People aren't expendable, even if stupid sometimes." The Host says, "Excellent to hear." The Host says, "The sucide we had on arrival did have me worried." The Host says, "We are wanting to do a little dedication to them at the end." Acel Delrico says, "Mmh." The Host says, "But no one seems to have known him" The Host says, "Name job and a little bit about him would be good to find out." Samara Davidson puts the oxygen tank into the satchel. Acel Delrico says, "I...have not been informed about the suicide, much.." The Host says, "Unfortunate. The detective seemed a little choked up to speak on the matter." Acel Delrico looks past Gus, looking over at Samara and raising an eyebrow. The Host says, "We can look into other people later." The Host says, "Is there anywhere else in the bowels of this station you would care to show us." Kris the Audioman notices Acel's gaze at the woman, and looks back to Acel. "Want me to call her, dude?" Acel Delrico says, "Eh? Non, it's fine." The Host asks, "And stories of trials ina tribulations you go through with your coworkers?" The Host asks, "Trying to keep them alive?" Acel Delrico says, "Trying to keep them alive...well, we regularly have them taking emitter shots.." Acel Delrico says, "Which, I've felt about fifty of before we got our damn observation cameras upgraded.." Kris the Audioman holds a finger to the place where his face would be. Yrsa Hall holds her arms up at her sides at Kris. Samara Davidson blinks. Kris the Audioman hugs Ysra and goes back to where he was. The Host says, "Good to hear." Kris the Audioman says, "You wanted a hug, right?" Samara Davidson says, "...well, that's terrifying." The Host says, "I won't keep you much more." Yrsa Hall was shrugging. Is now horrified. The Host says, "Gus on me for a moment" The Host says, "Close up" The Host says, "Right that is the chief. Man of few words and many works. Keeping this place powered and tight away from the doom of the empty blackness which roams the vast majority of this dimension." Samara Davidson knocks on the reinforced window. The Host says, "Nice little segue." Samara Davidson says, "Acel." Acel Delrico grumbles. Samara Davidson stares into the holo face of the host. Yrsa Hall lets out a light gasp of relief once they're all out. The Host asks, "Good afternoon. Is there anything you wish to show us or talk about?" Samara Davidson shakes her head. The Host says, "Very well" Samara Davidson passes through the Kris the Audioman The Host says, "Thank you for your time" The Host says, "Everyone" Samara Davidson chuckles. Yrsa Hall looks over her shoulder and shakes her head. Kris the Audioman says, "What now, Boss?" The Host says, "I do think it is time for a police proceedural with dirty cops" Kris the Audioman nods. The Host says, "I will see you there." The Host whispers, "AULIE OXIN FIERA" Kris the Audioman says, "Oh." Kris the Audioman says, "I have spoken to Sec." The Host asks, "Indeed?" Kris the Audioman says, "They say they're understaffed." The Host says, "Well we wont interview them" The Host says, "Just obseve then" The Host asks, "Do we have any prisoners?" Kris the Audioman shakes his head. The Host says, "Damn" Kris the Audioman says, "I'll check the back." Kris the Audioman says, "Empty." The Host says, "Fuck" The Host says, "Damn we better cut that in post." Kris the Audioman says, "We could say that at least crime rates are low." Kris the Audioman says, "That's some kind of progress." The Host says, "Indeed," The Host says, "Low crime is a good thing" The Host says, "Boost the tourism" Kris the Audioman says, "There isn't much more to see, is there?" The Host says, "Well lets see if we can get some human intrest" The Host says, "Or me may have to start helping it along a little" The Host says, "But it this anaversery show is a bust, we may loose it all" Kris the Audioman says, "Well, crap." Kris the Audioman says, "Hm. How about.." Kris the Audioman says, "No idea." The Host asks, "Back to their seat of command?" The Host says, "The spinning chair is always nice" The Host says, "And the blinking lights help" Kris the Audioman says, "This has been much less exciting than the last program, man." The Host says, "So much so Kris" Kris the Audioman says, "Before we had drama, and war, and people leaving a dying planet." The Host says, "Indeed." The Host says, "Gus behind me if you will" Kris the Audioman says, "Now we have Suicide McGee and the mystery of the slime." Gus the Cameraman says, "Seems like this was a little useless" Gus the Cameraman says, "Got dam your mic" The Host says, "Let us do a swing about and then take a look at that slime creatue that walked by." Kris the Audioman nods. "I'll check on it." The Host says, "Welcome back folks" The Host says, "Right that will do it." The Host says, "Nice and short." The Host says, "Now lets find the slime thing" Kris the Audioman nods. Faith Johnson jumps from the sudden appearence Faith Johnson shouts, "Jease!" The Host says, "Not to worry" The Host [145.7] says, "Not to worry" Nick Straughan says, "The hel..." Lockie Green blinks. Faith Johnson sighs and rubs her forehead The Host says, "Chashing a good lead." Lockie Green says, "...Huh." Serenity Neferet says, "Oh great they are back." Sam Guinness requests, "S'o Do I jUsT 'put thrm on like BootS?" Kris the Audioman says, "Ah." The Host says, "Ah" Nick Straughan says, "What in the hell" The Host says, "Excuse me." TThe Host says, "Any chance on a moment of your time" Clove Asher blinks at the gathering, cocking his head and looking aside to Gus. The Host says, "You are the only non human we have seen thus far." Halifax Kazarian asks, "Is that a problem?" The Host says, "And we would very much like your view on this third dimension." Kris the Audioman says, "Oh, yeah, wasn't there diversity on the pamphlet?" The Host says, "Indeed." Lockie Green [145.9] says, "We need our circular saw." Lockie Green [145.9] says, "For surgery." The Host says, "So far we have only seen the human perspective of this quadrent and dimension" Clove Asher pipes up, sticking his hands into his pockets. "Not as much as there usually would be, but we employ several non-human crew, consisting of Tajarans, Skrell, Unathi, and Diona. Perhaps follow-ups are in order?" The Host says, "Definitly. Follow ups are going to be needed." The Host says, "Apart from you Asher." The Host says, "No one is working with us at all" Clove Asher nods once, raising a hand from a pocket to adjust the cap upon his head. "Unfortunate." Faith Johnson sighs Kris the Audioman says, "I assume she doesn't want to talk." The Host says, "Not even a no too. That is poor." Clove Asher looks aside to the diminuitive Skrell, then back to the group of.... Robots? Halifax Kazarian whispers something. The Host says, "Well on to bigger things then." Kris the Audioman says, "I can check on this "Corpse", boss." The Host says, "Please do" The Host says, "We may even have to interfere for a saw." Clove Asher looks aside to Halifax, giving a light-hearted chuckle. The Host says, "Get some real things happening." Gus the Cameraman pans the hallway with the camera The Host whispers, "AULIE`OXIN`FIERA" The Host says, "Terrible of me I know" Kris the Audioman says, "We may have a story." The Host says, "Excellent" You put the circular saw into the leather satchel. The Host asks, "Where too?" Kris the Audioman says, "The CSI agent was in the morgue and she told us we could report on a, I think, murder." Kris the Audioman says, "That's juicy." The Host says, "To the morgue then" Lockie Green asks, "Can you make something to help patients recover from drunknenness?" The Host asks, "Still missing a saw?" Sam Guinness stammers, "neW lEgch" Lockie Green asks, "Chemist Ryals?" Lockie Green asks, "...You there? Andrew Ryals?" The Host conjours an item out of thin air. Lockie Green asks, "You alive? Helloooo?" Sam Guinness stammers, "Ill have neW legs" The Host handed the circular saw to Lockie Green. Andrew Ryals says, "Yep." The Host says, "A gift." Lockie Green says, "Yes, ju-oh, thanks." Karis Dobbs nods to lockie The Host says, "Best of luck" Luccia Ashtear says, "Ahh." Luccia Ashtear waves Kris the Audioman says, "Around... 1.5 billion years old. And I still look young." The Host says, "Thank you for inviting us." Luccia Ashtear says, "Hello Mr..." Luccia Ashtear extends a hand The Host says, "The Host is my legal name" The Host extends a hand back Luccia Ashtear says, "Good to meet you." Luccia Ashtear shakes it The Host says, "Indeed." Kris the Audioman says, "Where's Gus, boss?" The Host says, "Not sure." The Host says, "Could you find him Kris" The Host asks, "Near science maybe?" Kris the Audioman nods. "I'll try but finding him is a bit harder" The Host says, "It has been a horribly slow day." The Host says, "So thank you for giving us this chance." Luccia Ashtear says, "You seem like you have a good crew, though. At least." The Host says, "Indeed." The Host says, "Very contientus." Luccia Ashtear asks, "Mr. Kris said you wanted to do a sort of ze case study on our recently deceased?" The Host says, "Indeed." The Host says, "And a word on the suicide." The Host says, "So we can add a dedication." Kris the Audioman says, "Right, he's on his way." The Host says, "Fantastic." Kris the Audioman holds up the boom. Luccia Ashtear says, "Indeed. There is quite a bit of context to zis unfortunate happenstance." The Host says, "Then describe what you need too." The Host says, "And use any prop you need to as well" Luccia Ashtear says, "Mr. Lecter was a surgeon on board the station." The Host give a thumbs up as a question to Kris. Luccia Ashtear says, "He claimed to be a parapalegic and rode around in a wheelchair for the majority of his shift." Kris the Audioman nods, giving the boss a thumbs up back. Luccia Ashtear says, "He was involved in some manner of assault earlier in the shift, his eyes burned out by cigarette butts." Luccia Ashtear stares mournfully Luccia Ashtear says, "He seemed to imply that the assault was due to the perception zat he vas not genuinely handicapped." The Host twists its ?face? into a look of over the top horror The Host asks, "Mocking the disabled?" The Host says, "Shameful." Kris the Audioman leans over to Gus. "Zoom in on his face." Luccia Ashtear says, "Indeed. A shame in this day and age." Gus the Cameraman adjusts his camera The Host says, "Though better than the killing as demon spawn that used ot happen" Carly Isemann [145.9] says, "Hello" Luccia Ashtear says, "Of course, he mentioned to me that he intended to lop off his own legs to get people to drop the subject." Luccia Ashtear says, "It appears that he did so..." The Host says, "Now that is a little drastic." This is Alexander Lecter! He is missing his right leg. Lecter has blood soaking through from under his clothing! The Host says, "Only got half way it seems" Luccia Ashtear says, "As you can see, he was marginally successful before he bled out." The Host says, "And oh right." The Host says, "Viewer discretion is advised" The Host asks, "Did I not see this man moments before I came in here?" Luccia Ashtear says, "It iz possible." The Host asks, "Possible?" The Host asks, "How so?" Luccia Ashtear says, "Zis is a sad day for zis station. Ve should all feel ashamed of this loss." The Host says, "Indeed." The Host asks, "But the multiple versions of him. Is your study in dimensional gating causing doubles?" Luccia Ashtear says, "More likely, ze cloning." The Host asks, "Cloning?" Luccia Ashtear asks, "Do you not have something similar in your dimension?" The Host says, "With the way time and dimensions work" The Host says, "We can easily replicate or view from a different point" Luccia Ashtear asks, "So you do not experience time linearly?" The Host says, "I worked with a older version of Gus on my last shoot." The Host says, "Because of relative time between dimensions." Central Command Update Biohazard Alert Confirmed outbreak of level five biohazard aboard NSS Aurora. The Host says, "Now that is looking like something" Luccia Ashtear says, "I vould expect you to experience time like a period rather than a line." Luccia Ashtear says, "Or perhaps like a cube to a point." The Host says, "That may be about right" Luccia Ashtear asks, "You have cubes, yes?" The Host says, "We understand cubes as you lines" Luccia Ashtear says, "Very confusing." The Host says, "We are from the 7.3 dimension." The Host says, "The upper dimensions get a little harder to grasp." The Host says, "Lower ones you are dropping points off." The Host says, "I tend to hop into the fourth to get around your station easier." The Host says, "And it is why my coworkers look rather odd." The Host says, "They are only lightly pressed into this dimension" Luccia Ashtear says, "I see." The Host says, "I. A little more solidly." Luccia Ashtear says, "Facinating." The Host says, "That is why I am the host. I look different all the time. And I cannot always pronounce my own name." Luccia Ashtear says, "Anyway. Zat is ze story of Mr. Lecter." The Host says, "Well thank you very much for your time" Luccia Ashtear says, "No, Thank you, it was a pleasure." Gus the Cameraman adjusts his camera The Host says, "I hope we have not kept you from pressing developments" The Host says, "We are listening on that .9 frequencyt if you wish to see us again" Luccia Ashtear says, "Nothing our very competant security teams cant handle." Kris the Audioman sorts out some equipment The Host says, "Now if you will excuse us lets see if we can track that hazard they reported." Luccia Ashtear nods The Host asks, "Level 5 was it?" The Host says, "Lets see what we can find." The Host says, "Good afternoon." Karis Dobbs talks into the medical radio headset Karis Dobbs says, "What the" The Host asks, "Do you have any leads on that biological aleart?" The Host says, "We are trying to get some interesting footage." Karis Dobbs says, "Sometimes there is a real outbreak, sometimes there isnt" The Host says, "Unfortunate." Karis Dobbs says, "It depends on the symptoms people bring in" Karis Dobbs asks, "What the?" The Host says, "Well please call us on your main line if you find anything worth filming." Karis Dobbs nods Karis Dobbs says, "I will" The Host says, "Ah" The reinforced window was hit by Kris the Audioman. The Host says, "Someone dressed oddly" Karis Dobbs asks, "Why is my voice still talking on the speaker?" The Host says, "Good afternoon" Yakov Subreski asks, "Da?" Karis Dobbs says, "They are reporters" Yakov Subreski says, "Do not want." Karis Dobbs says, "Leave the poor janitor alone guys" The Host says, "Is there anything you wish to tell us about your experience....." The Host says, "This is going to be a rather poor show." Karis Dobbs sighs The Host says, "They put a lot of money into the thrid dimension" The Host says, "Hope the network don't pull it." Karis Dobbs says, "If you were smart you'd go to sec and secure a sec radio" Karis Dobbs says, "Then you could hear if stuff was happening or not" The Host says, "We are reporters. No thieves." Karis Dobbs says, "Just ask" Karis Dobbs says, "Im sure they'll give it to you" The Host says, "Alright" The Host says, "Thank you." Karis Dobbs nods The Host slots it's fingers into the APC interface and siphon off some of the stored charge for it's own use. The Host says, "Recharged." The Host says, "This dimension is taxing" Samara Davidson [145.9] says, "The janitor shoved the waistcoat monkey down disposals." The reinforced window was hit by Kris the Audioman. Gus the Cameraman says, "I agree" The Host says, "To disposals" Lockie Green injects Pun Pun with the syringe! Lockie Green says, "C'mon live Pun Pun." Lockie Green has analyzed Pun Pun's vitals. The Host says, "We are here with this poor wounded friend of ours," Lockie Green shouts, "You can make it!" Pun Pun has been applied with the advanced trauma kit by Lockie Green. The Host says, "Such kindness it showed for our filming." Lockie Green says, "...Damnit." Samara Davidson says, "It's dead." Lockie Green puts Health Analyzer into the medical belt. The Host says, "Is there anything we can do to aid you...." Pun Pun has been shocked with the emergency defibrillator by Lockie Green. Lockie Green says, "...Welp." The Host yells, "Why!" Samara Davidson says, "I mean, there are about fifty million bends between here and the bar." Samara Davidson says, "It was going to die." Lockie Green says, "The defibrilator doesn't work on monkeys." Lockie Green says, "At least we know that now." Samara Davidson asks, "Could you lot use your magic to beat the janitor's shit in?" Lockie Green asks, "Hello, PHoebe? Mind getting me a body bag?" The Host says, "I am sorry. But even my power over dimensions has its limits to revival but I shall try my best." Samara Davidson says, "The bins are right here." The Host slide a hand into its chest. The Host seeming to hold no solid form The Host rolls 10 out of 10! << It happened for Pun Pun Lockie Green has analyzed Pun Pun's vitals. Lockie Green says, "So Pun Pun is alive." Samara Davidson whispers, "* *i** e** yo*." Lockie Green says, "I'm pretty sure he shouldn't be, but.. this is pretty nice. Thanlks, Host." The Pun Pun scratches. Samara Davidson hugs The Host to make him feel better! Samara Davidson says, "Don't." Lockie Green says, "THank you." The Host says, "Now that is television." Gus the Cameraman focuses The Host wipes its hand off. Samara Davidson shouts, "That was the monkey killer!" The Host hugs Pun Pun to make him feel better! The Host says, "Welcome back our little friend." The Host says, "Well that is the first good scoop" Gus the Cameraman nods Gus the Cameraman says, "Something good did happen" The Host says, "And it is nice to know people are listening to the show." Kris the Audioman says, "I knew it would happen" The Host asks, "Would you perchance have this rare new plasma thing?" Samara Davidson holds up the solid plasma. Devin Adams says, "The hell are those" The Host says, "Fantastic." Samara Davidson says, "Hardly call it rare, honestly." Samara Davidson says, "And, a camera crew." Samara Davidson handed the solid plasma to The Host. Samara Davidson asks, "See?" The Host says, "Amazing stuff." The Host says, "Espcially from the stories we have heard of it." The Host says, "Thank you for your time" The Host says, "Lets see what RnD needed." The Host says, "Maybe something is broken" Karis Dobbs smiles The Host says, "An explosion." Nick Straughan says, "Hey" Nick Straughan asks, "What're you guys doin?" The Host says, "Good afternoon" Sam Guinness asks, "Hello?" The Host says, "Trying to do a travel doco of this dimension and quadrent" Nick Straughan says, "Y'guys look real spooky" The Host says, "We heard the engineering call over the radio" Nick Straughan says, "Yeah this dumbass mixed sum wrong chemicals" Sam Guinness asks, "Why are you all.. smokin?" The Host says, "Well we are pressed through several layers of the dimensions" The Host [145.7] says, "Well we are pressed through several layers of the dimensions" Sam Guinness says, "H-HHEY" Nick Straughan shurgs The Host says, "To us you look vey flat." Gus the Cameraman scans the hallway with the camera and nods The Host asks, "Can we come in and see the damage?" Nick Straughan says, "You can say that about some of the women on the ship" Nick Straughan says, "Hehehe" Nick Straughan asks, "Have..fun i guess?" The Host says, "Oh a fair bit." The Host says, "This place has so many odd things too," The Host asks, "So are explosions like this regualr?" Lockie Green [145.9] says, "Security to bar." Gus the Cameraman gives a thumbs up Sam Guinness says, "No" The Host says, "Sorry." The Host says, "To the bar." TLockie Green [145.9] says, "We have two counts of animal cruelty." The Host says, "Let us get this on tape." Samara Davidson says, "Not you." Acel Delrico sets the glass down, smiling faintly at Asher. Lockie Green says, "No, I don't- I meant for pushing." Lockie Green says, "Oh, thanks." Samara Davidson says, "Sorry." The Host asks, "Where is the fiend?" Samara Davidson says, "Went to the fitness room" Lockie Green says, "He went into the maintinence tunnels" The Host asks, "Shall we do a comedy skit?" Lockie Green has grabbed Pun Pun passively! Phoebe Essel groans. The Host asks, "Teach him the error of his ways?" Acel Delrico says, "Mm. You lot again." Clove Asher quietly takes up the drink, sipping at it, resting his jaw upon his free hand's palm, elbow on the counter's edge. Kris the Audioman says, "Sounds good" Lockie Green says, "Scuse me." Samara Davidson says, "A pickaxe to the knee usually works, for that." The Host asks, "Was it the man in the purple suit again?" Phoebe Essel says, "Yes." Samara Davidson says, "And, afternoon, Clove." Samara Davidson asks, "Want anything?" The Host says, "Right track him down" Samara Davidson passes through the Kris the Audioman The Host says, "By hellshart I condem you." The Host exclaims, "KN'A`FTAGHU,`PUCK`'BTHNK!" The Host says, "To bear the mark of the beast." Yakov Subreski's face lights up in fire, and after the event a horse's head takes its place! Yakov Subreski says, "What." The Host whispers, "AULIE OXIN FIERA" The Host says, "It is done" The Host says, "He bears the head of the beast." Gus the Cameraman says, "Done?" The Host says, "Until he leaves the shadows for a good shot." The Host says, "Let us go back to the bar and await him" Gus the Cameraman says, "Yes lets" Faith Johnson [145.9] says, "Hey" Acel Delrico says, "Guess I'll go get something to cut up pizza." Lockie Green sips her coffee. The Host says, "He has been marked as the beast." Acel Delrico says, "Oh, you're here...again.." The Host says, "For his crimes against them" Lockie Green says, "Ah, good. That should be helpful." Phoebe Essel says, "Just climb into the kitchen and get a knife." Acel Delrico says, "Yep." Clove Asher turns his head to look at the camera crew briefly, quietly drinking his Chartreuse. Phoebe Essel says, "Anyone can access that vender." The Host says, "I can get you a knife." Acel Delrico says, "Hey there." The Host says, "Do not trouble yourslef." Acel Delrico asks, "...You have access?" The Host handed the kitchen knife to Acel Delrico. The Host says, "Less access and stepping though the fourth dimension" Clove Asher sets down the glass, looking aside to Phoebe and Lockie. "So, how've your days been so far?" The Host says, "It has became slow again." Lockie Green says, "...Eventful." Phoebe Essel says, "Could have been worse." The Host says, "I do hope the beast surfaces again for a shot or two." Clove Asher requests, "iT cAn ahLWAYch' Be' wors'e... WHat hAHPpeNed Down In thE medICAHL bay?" Clove Asher blinks, coughing a few times and pressing a hand to his chest. Clove Asher shakes his head, looking aside and speaking carefully. "...I meant... How were things. In Medical Bay?" Acel Delrico has thrown the pizza box. Lockie Green says, "Oh, very good." Lockie Green says, "I gave someone legs." The Host asks, "Shall we have another paruse of the station or shall we call it a wrap and try for reshoots?" Phoebe Essel says, "I..I haven't..Done anything." Phoebe Essel says, "My goodness, I've been useless all shift." Clove Asher pauses, grinning and leaning forward slightly. "Oh, thank you for that, Lockie. Guiness was elated." Phoebe Essel yells, "..Oooh, veggie pizza!" Clove Asher finishes eating Margherita slice. Acel Delrico slices Meatpizza! The Host says, "The beast returns." Lockie Green sits down next to Pun Pun, watching him protectively. Clove Asher requests, "...'miNd IF I havE ah bit oF the v'eGgie?" The Host says, "Gus get some shots of him" Clove Asher winces, beating a fist against his chest briefly. "...Eesh. I'm usually tougher than that. But mind if I have some?" Yakov Subreski says, "In home country, beast is sign of honor." The Host says, "That is the beast of shame" The Host says, "Not of honour." Yakov Subreski says, "Niet, beast of honor." The Host says, "No rage." The Host says, "No misery." The Host says, "No action." Lockie Green says, "Hmm." The Host says, "I am begining to think this was the wrong year to shoot it." Lockie Green says, "Pizza! Yay." Lockie Green asks, "Is this pizza synthmeat?" Acel Delrico says, "Not sure in the slightest." Clove Asher leans back, looking towards the Host. "Follow-uuuuups." The Host says, "Indeed." The Host says, "Perhaps the next chance we get." The Host says, "It would be a shame if we had to close the thrid dimesension" The Host says, "Or budget cut it to 2 and a half." Clove Asher nods slowly, shrugging a shoulder. "Yeah, shame indeed." Lockie Green says, "Hmm? Oh, huh." Phoebe Essel says, "..I probably have a few." The Host says, "Gus. Kris I think it is time to depart." Lockie Green says, "Oh, well. Thanks anyway." Lockie Green says, "You guys are great." Phoebe Essel says, "..It was nice." The Host says, "Well we have followups plan." The Host says, "So you may well see us again soon." The Host whispers, "TARCOL`MINTI`ZHERI" Clove Asher nods once, looking back briefly. "Have a safe trip." Clove Asher says, "And come back any time." The Host falls into the dimensional hole Lockie Green blinks. Clove Asher says, "...That's normal." Phoebe Essel blinks. The Host says, "Indeed." Quote
Baka Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 That round was hilarious, too bad I could only stay a short time. Quote
ForgottenTraveller Posted October 29, 2014 Author Posted October 29, 2014 So you don't have to read the whole thing here are my. Best bits list. I am missing my favorite Gus the Cameraman lines from earlier on. He was very much the silent one later on. Luccia Ashtear says, "Nothing our very competent security teams cant handle."^^Only security member at that point. Serenity Neferet says, "Oh god they are back..." Samara Davidson asks, "What the fuck is that?" Faith Johnson says, "Jease... you are creepy as hell...." Karis Dobbs says, "Leave the poor janitor alone guys" Samantha Mason stares at the camera, getting stage fright, before turning red. The Host asks, "Do you have anything flashy to use as a prop?"Samantha Mason says, "Gah..." Samantha Mason says, "Uh...." The Host says, "People just eat up the details" Samantha Mason says, "I haf a top hwat, I gwuess..." Kris the Audioman phases in, holding the mic over the small monkey.Kris the Audioman says, "Tell me your secrets." Kris the Audioman says, "You'd look good with lipstick, Gus." The Host asks, "Better or worse?"Gus the Cameraman tilts his head Kris the Audioman says, "... It brings out your ears." Gus the Cameraman nods The Host yells, "KN'A`FTAGHU,`PUCK`'BTHNK!" Gus the Cameraman nods Phoebe Essel says, "..I have a somewhat dangerous weapon.."Serenity Neferet requests, "Oh phuEbe, lEt ME g'uess, is It yoUr f'ace?" Kris the Audioman says, "I apologize, can you remain silent while the Bartender presents her work of art?"Samantha Mason says, "Ta-daaaaaaaaaah.~" The Host says, "Now that is something" The Host says, "Gus get a close up" The Host says, "Angle." The Host says, "Bring in the lighting." Lockie Green yells, "DRINK IT!" James Duncan asks, "W-what are you?"Kris the Audioman says, "Someone who isn't paid enough." Kris the Audioman holds a finger to the place where his face would be.Yrsa Hall holds her arms up at her sides at Kris. Samara Davidson blinks. Kris the Audioman hugs Ysra and goes back to where he was. Kris the Audioman says, "You wanted a hug, right?" Samara Davidson says, "...well, that's terrifying." Yrsa Hall was shrugging. Is now horrified. The Host says, "The spinning chair is always nice"The Host says, "And the blinking lights help" Kris the Audioman says, "Now we have Suicide McGee and the mystery of the slime." The Host falls into the dimensional holeLockie Green blinks. Clove Asher says, "...That's normal." Phoebe Essel blinks. The Host rolls 10 out of 10! << It happened for Pun Pun Quote
Rechkalov Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 Hah, this is great! I really like what you guys did there - all of my +1s! Quote
Erik Tiber Posted October 29, 2014 Posted October 29, 2014 One of the absolute best events I've seen, this was a great way to run a Wizard round. Quote
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