Ornias Posted November 14, 2017 Posted November 14, 2017 Server Administrator Application Basic Information Byond Account: Ornias Character Name(s):Joie Desai, Mitchell Guess, Astor Noton, fuckin some trees i think, shit ton of others, Luka Brala, C-Bot TY-33, a few stereotypes, Erakirali Kire'aka AI Name(s): N/A Preferred means of contact: homing pidgeon, or thrown brick with note attached are preferrable. if needed, i also know morse code Age:23 Timezone:NZT When are you on Aurora?:Often. From like 6:30-10 sometimes maybe more often less it really depends im sorry Experience How long have you played SS13?: about a year and a bit i think How long have you played on Aurora: about a year and a bit i think How much do you know about SS13 (Baystation build) game mechanics?: tons. once, you see, when i was younger, i was able to defeat a vaurca in hand to hand combat, and that requires clicking very intensely. also, i know how to destroy the enemy with but a single bomb, thrown with utter force. telescience confuses me, however. i am very knowledgeable. im pretrty smart also. Do you have any experience moderating for an SS13 server?: no Have you ever been banned, and if so, how long and why?: yes, for three days, for manslaughter. i ahelped in such a comedic and entertaining fashion that incognito jesus, unable to contain himself, choked to death with laughter and died at his keyboard. luckily dark necromancy was able to bring him back, however to this day the thought still lingers in my mind that i could have killed a man. i could have ended his life and nobody would have been able to bring him back, and it would have been my fault, if station administrators were not trained in the dark arts as a requium for their nefarious and nefandous deeds. perhaps i have learned enough from this experience to be forgiven, but if not, i have already planned out a pilgramige of atonement, in several steps. this includes combat against the dark forces, many sexual jokes which i will then apologise for in order to increase the ampount of atoning that needs be done, and defeating the devil in a wrestling match, because as we all know, the devil has spent far too long practicing his fiddle playing skills rather than engaging in any kind of physical activity which will put me at a serious advantage, because you see while i never learned how to play the fiddle i spend my time not playing this game to exercise my left hand in preparation, to train in order to achieve victory so i may prove myself worthy to join these ranks. Personality Why do you play SS13?:this is a question i have often asked myself, and after indulging in deep prayer and intensive philosophy on the matter, including writing to the great philosopher David Beckham and other usch figures of mental fortitude, i have come to a conclusion. i live to convert one of the many, pink haired, beautiful, gorgeous medical staff nurses to my sexual endeavours, and i may die happy knwing my mental and physical superiority over the infferior doctors such as wesley mitchell and other figures of high esteem, such as preston prestoff, whom i know for a fact engages in devil magic Why do you play on Aurora?: I come for the heavy roleplay experience. Baystation comes with the whole military schtick that I can't really abide by, and I've kind of merged with this community, so I don't have so many other options. What do moderators do?: from the looks of things, fuck all. i plan to change this. i have practiced by banning unknowning individuals on my own private server for many decades in order to defeat the opposition. wory not, friends. What does it mean to be a moderator for our server?: no social life. no friends. Why do you want to be a moderator?: i don't. but some things a man must do, as a rite of passage to become a man. this is one of the three herculean tasks i must pass in order to be accepted back to my tribe, alongside catcalling three women in the street and flipping off the famous actor who portrayed Scott Pilgrim in the classic film Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, that being (of course) Michael Cera. What qualities do you possess that would make you a good moderator?:aha How well do you handle stress, anger, or insults?:very well, than kyou. ask anyone. they al lthink i'm excellent Anything Else You Want to Add: (Do not put words here) tahnk you for considering me. if you dont accept me, i'm going to shboot myself. thank you
Catnip Posted November 14, 2017 Posted November 14, 2017 While I think I was the first to recommend Ornias apply just over a year ago, this is a meme application with only a few actual serious answers. Application denied. You're free to re-apply with less memes.
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