Pozzie

NanoTrasen Inc. Civilian Branch of Operation Form 0115 Incident Report Form -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Facility: NSS Exodus Reporting Personnel: Fatima Al Alawi Rank of Reporting Personnel: Medical Doctor Game ID: bNx-bsgS Personnel Involved: Bingus Mace, Chemist (Offender) (Kwaaji) Magnus Spurdosian, Bardenter (Offender) (Bojanknez999) Raymond Hawkins, Captain (Witness) (Aboshehab) Time of Incident: 2459-03-17 Location of Incident: Medbay Reception Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property []Neglect of Duty []Harassment [x]Assault [x]Misconduct []Other: Overview of the Incident: Approximately four hours into the shift, the Bartender came to me with some coffee, I believe the Chemist and Bartender has been consulting for most of the shift but did not know of their relationship nor intentions. As the both of them were at the front desk, I took the coffee from the Bartender, upon consumption I immediately felt extremely drowsy, falling asleep in less than a minute. After attempting to get the chemist to find out what was in the coffee, he threw the Mass Spectrometer down the disposal unit in Chemistry and denied me access. I immediately informed the Captain and left Medbay, heading to the West side of the bridge, where the Captain informed me that the coffee I had drank contained Chloral Hydrate, a powerful sleeping toxin. When returning to Medbay with the Captain, their motivations became apparent. The Bartender had become infatuated with myself and the chemist had supplied him with the Chloral Hydrate in order to assist him in god-knows-what ends he wanted to come out of this. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you report it to a Head of Department or IAA? If so, who?: Captain Raymond Hawkins Actions taken:Both crewmembers were suspended immediately and arrested then put into the brig. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Additional notes:

can we please add the surgical caps to custom loadout? having to take one from the cupboard -with no guarantee of preferred colour- then leaving a set of scrubs with no cap is no good

I don't know where up your butt you're pulling all this from but I don't remember saying anything of the sort, but remember it's me who's triggered lol.

Except two out of four isn't "pretty much all" nice counting buddy. Guilt by frustration is a pretty weird fallacy too.

Is it fuck, it's thrown around all the time as some lame attempt to silence discourse by ridiculing anyone who dares try and change people's minds on social issues and it is absolutely everywhere. LE EPIK TROLL xdxdxdxdxdxdxdfxdfxdxxdxdxdxxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxcdxdxdxddxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd no fuck off it's just obnoxious

"Triggered" "Professional victim" "Patriarchal oppression" "Snowflake" I absolutely hate you cringewrothy fucks who talk like this. And yes I mean you, not the people you think you're oh-so-cleverly satirising.

i'm so proud of you

im going to have to teach you a lesson in humility you double-applicating little sausage +1 not like my opinion matters though since im 100% biased

the idea of lobbing refined silver at vampires sounds amusing until you consider how obnoxious it would be to deal with as said vampire

as a veteran ss13 cool kid i give this a big +1