Greekin

I'll certainly try to model it! No promises on whether or not it'll turn out good ;-;

still want, anybody got any dat news on whether or not this could or couldn't be accepted?

blender because i can't afford anything else it works tho

well i hope you know i can't actually draw that was just a joke but if you want, i certainly draw him in that style

yes it was a funny

I'll take that as a "You're hired"?

I will! I'll get you some samples of what I've done before real quick. edit: right i'm looking for anything in the range of $10-$15 for something like this:

Hello! I wanted to get into 3D modeling but had no idea what to model, so I decided to recreate 2d spess men items into 3d spess men items! Right, well, I only have one thing right now and it's not even fully textured- so enjoy! fancy id card i don't know, i was just bored. give me the names of items you want me to attempt to transfer from 2d to 3d k thx -greekin

man you're like the first person I've ever seen to get this excited about ss13 janitors and I feel like I really gotta commend that It's a casual job that allows me a lot more freedom when it comes roleplay. It also involves a lets me get to know all the other characters, because I'm never really busy as Jim Hascrow. I just like to read everything people have written up about there character

Jim Hascrow, average Custodial Engineer... OR IS HE????????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!?!?!!!???!? Did you know that before he was a NanoTrasen custodial engineer, Jim served aboard a independent mining vessel. He's a certified shaft miner, as well as a certified custodial engineer. So if NT decides to fuck up Jims shift, they'll have somebody else occupy the Janitor position and force him to become a shaft miner- not that there is anything wrong with it... you're just not cleaning. Also he knows sign.

Thanks I'll be honest, I didn't want anyone to have to do a lot of work so I tried spriting it. It came out shit. Just wanted you to know I tried. <3 thanks babes

By the way, if I need to come up with some convoluted backstory for the C.E.U., I will.

that implies roleplay jk yea, my character isn't actually a 9 on the edge scale. probs a 3.

Oh fuck, all Jim Hascrow cares about is the station's cleanliness... He's a 9. Jim Hascrow is 9 bowls of grits. I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS EDGY CHARACTER! I JUST WANTED A CUSTODIAL ENGINEER CHARACTER!!!! HOW DO I LOWER GRIT LEVEL?????

Deal, expecting to get all access card btw

So are you saying that people prone to crashing/lagging out should wear this? Hm. Maybe if when your shift-click somebody wearing this it would appear in big red letters or something I support this +1

Thanks, fixed.

BYOND Key: Greekin Character name: Jim Hascrow Item name: Custodial Engineers United Badge Why is your character carrying said item to work? Upon joining Custodial Engineers United, members are given a membership badge. This badge tells their employers and colleagues several things. Of course it is proof they are indeed a member of Custodial Engineers United, but it also shows them that they are qualified in the fields of custodial care-taking and basic station upkeep. Jim Hascrow would be taking this to work because not only would it allow him to prove his competency to the crew, but it would also prove his Custodianship in times of dire need, when an ID just won't cut it or crew members don't believe he can properly fulfill his custodial duties. Item function(s): Upon clicking this item whilst it is in your hand, it will be shown to anyone around you- basically working similarly to the ID card. Item description: "A small leather badge-holder which flips open revealing two items. On the left flap, a small, folded document which states the membership that Jim Hascrow has with the Custodial Engineers United. On the right flap, a purple, bucket shaped emblem is sewn into the leather. At the top of the emblem it reads, "Custodial Engineers United", the bottom reading, "To Serve And Clean" Item appearance: Something Like This, but with a lot more purple, and instead of a police badge a purple bucket. Additional comments: In case you might ask, this item will improve roleplay by allowing my character to have not only a deeper backstory (instead of "lul was janitor hole lief, very old am i), but a conversation starter while he is being escorted around departments to clean. Basically something to fill the many awkward silences that occur as Custodial Engineer (Janitor) Also, if needs be I can shorten the description of the item.

Hello and welcome to my guide to being the Janitor (Or, as he should be called, the Custodial Engineer)! In this guide I will help you through the following items: 1. Custodial Setup (Cart and Loadout) 2. Where to Clean 3. How to Clean 4. Proper Behavior 1. Custodial Setup Your setup is very important, as it will either help you make it as a custodial engineer, or break it for you as a custodial engineer. First off, you need to make your way to the custodial closet, if you're not there already. Upon entering you'll see many things laying across the tables, floors, and lockers of the room- but don't worry I can help you sort all of this out. The first thing you need to worry about is the gear you'll have on your person. Open the purple level-3 biohazard suit closet and dawn the suit inside of it. You never know when a hazardous item may sneak up on you during your work, whether it be a disease or a vampire, this suit might just save you're life (In my experience, the janitor is the easiest target to trick for a vampire- that is, if they don't know what they're doing!) After you've done this, you'll need to remove your custodial PDA from your belt slot and move it to your biohazard suit slot (This slot appears as a vest with a belt around it). After this, remove your shoes and through them in the disposal shoot, you'll no longer need those old things, and put on the yellow galoshes (These prevent you from slipping on wet floors at any speed!). You'll then want to put on the gloves from the closet as well. After you put on all the previous gear I've mentioned, the only items left in the closet should be a trash bag, 4 yellow wet-floor signs, and a spare jumpsuit and hat. Don't worry about any of this just yet, I'll get to it in just a bit! You'll want to head due south, to the table. You'll want to put the 3 brand foaming space cleaner (or as I call them, foam bombs) into your janibelt. There should be two boxes of both mouse traps and replacement lights, grab one of each and put them in your backpack (or a duffel bag, as I prefer). Now the remaining items in your room that you need to worry about are the items left in the locker (minus the spare jumpsuit and hat), the custodial cart, a bucket, and a mop and the light replacer and space cleaner on the table. Grab the four wet-floor signs and put them on the cart by simply having them in your active hand and clicking on the cart. Do the same with a mop, light replacer, and space cleaner. and the trashcan. After loading your cart with items you might have realized the distinct lack of water in said cart- no worries you have a water dispenser! Grab the bucket, right click it and select "Set Transfer Amount"- set it to the highest amount. Do the same with the water dispenser. Now you'll want to begin transferring water from the dispenser, into the bucket, and then the custodial cart. (Just ignore the mop bucket, it's far less superior than the custodial cart.) After the custodial cart is full, fill the bucket one more time and CLICK it to put the lid on. Store it in your backpack in case you run out of water in your cart. That's it! You're fully prepped to begin the best job on the station! A note about the mop- while mopping, if you need to put the mop back on the cart for any reason, it will have to be fully wet to store it away. Not sure why it is, but it is. 2. Where to clean The thing I love about space station 13 is that the messes are dynamic, meaning they are never in no set location on round start (except one, which I'll get to very soon!). You should roam the station, asking each department as you pass it if there is any messes that needs cleaning (This includes blood, trash, dirt, and anything that the department would classify as a mess that needs you to clean it.) If you happen upon a department that requires cleaning, simply ask either the AI or the departmental staff to let you in. Once in reference the "How to Clean" section on how to clean it. I also find that after mass shootings and viral illnesses are the best times to go on patrol, since they're will be blood and puke in both situations to clean. Areas in which will be dirty EVERY round start. The prison block (which includes the cells AND the area for prisoners to roam freely) will always be dirty upon round start. To clean the free roam area, simply ask for permission to enter and drop a foam bomb in there (Click it whilst it's in your hand and drop it- five second fuse) right dead on the vent. This should get that entire room except for under the table, you'll have to do that with a mop. Then ask for further permission to mop up the cells. 3. How to Clean This is rather a hot topic in the custodial community- how clean. Some custodial engineers say that you could just order foam bombs and use those only- which I say a big fat NO to. Here are some easy tips to remember: If it's a mess covering the entire room, foam bomb. Anything else, mop. And now on to how to actually clean up messes. To use the foam bomb, simply click it whilst it's in your active hand and drop it. It will promptly explode filling your general area with foam. To mop, you'll want to click your custodial cart and select the mop. Then click the custodial cart again to wet the mop. You should then click on any floor tiles that have a mess on them, and wait patiently for the mess to clean. NOTE: Do not move whilst mopping a floor, it will restart the process. Regarding wet-floor signs Only use this in high-traffic areas, such as medbay and the hallways. Otherwise, you may never get them back. To avoid getting in trouble for this, at the round start broadcast THIS message over the radio: "ATTENTION CREW: Custodial Engineer (Full Name) is now on duty! If you see any wet floors, or wet-floor signs WALK, or you run the risk of injury. Furthermore, if you see any messes report them to me ASAP! Thank you." This message relieves you of any liability, as you could easily say you sufficiently warned the crew of the danger, and that if they slip they did not pay attention, or look for wet floors. 4. Proper Behavior This is an easy one- you're only duty is to clean the station. If somebody is preventing from entering a dirty area, take it up with Internal Affairs. Overall, just don't be rude and everything is good. If you have any questions, comments, or tips for the Custodial Engineer Position, ask away! Jim Hascrow- the best fucking Custodial Engineer

So let's say we had clowns. Then lets say I kill a clown and then airlock him Is that really considered murder?

I support this I love this idea, but just whatever happens, don't make it visible through any sort of shift+clicking examination at any distance.

You could just make it so your big ol' bulky clown shoes slow you down. A lot.

I'd say yes to this only as long if the role isn't absurd, like clowns or mines. I'd actually really like an entertainment role, just not sure what.

As the title says. In a professional environment, such as a space station, I would assume that people would have respectable and professional titles. Janitor, on the other hand, is rather unprofessional (imo) and those who play these people should have the option to use the title "custodian" or "custodial engineer" (because fml i like sounding fancy) k thx -greekin

Alright, so I appreciate all the work you've done for the map and all, but as a janitor, there is one thing that will forever bug me unless you fix it. It's this: These floor tiles CANNOT be cleaned. It bugs me to no end not being able to clean the entire station. These floor tiles are also present in engineering and so many other areas. What I don't want to happen is for them to be replaced with normal tiles, well, do do that. But also add a lot of dirt over it, like there is in the prison wing. k thanks love u bunches -greekin