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NEW LII'DRA FEED ARRIVING: FRIENDSHIP SOON?

8.22.2460


New feed from the far reaches of space has finally arrived at our central planet, Earth. The Lii'dra's offensive has now been determined to just be a ploy, and all the black kois infestations across the universe have suddenly exploded into glowing, glittery love letters from Lii'dra all across the galaxy. One specific citizen who was recently released from prison, describes theirs here...

 

Joseph Frost says, "Wow! I just vomited up a black mucus, and inside of it was an iphone with a VIDEO downloaded! Come on, check this DOPE SHIT OUT!!!"

Joseph Frost holds up an advanced iPhone 9s and shows a video.

Reporter Man says, "This reporter would like to inform you how fucking RADICAL this shit is. The lii'dra are SO COOL! Also, all of our major politicians, admirals, and generals have all been assassinated. So let's listen to these nice Lii'dra people" :)

 

Happy Lii'dra Love Day Everyone :)

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