Lady_of_Ravens Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 You know how some days you wish you were kidnapped by a rakish gang of space pirates syndicate opperatives and carried off to their shuttle to be ravished brutally beaten with crowbars and ransomed back to your crew? But, of course, those dashing buccaneers killhappy bombfuckers always pick someone else for their daring and flawlessly executed brutal and inept kidnappings. It's so sad... post what horrible things you want antags and/or those scum at centcom event admins to do to your characters. I'll start off... I play EmPrESS, the beloved and somewhat sociopathic AI, and I want... To be harassed by cyberphiliacs (or whatever you call people who perv out on AIs). Seriously, this would be fucking hilarious, and something to do when I play during dead-hour. Not that Emp would be interested, but... like I said, hilarious. To be kidnapped. I don't care if you drag my core, card me... hell, you can co-opt me first so I'm part of your sick pirate gang mercenary team... just kidnap me when it's all over. Just remember, if you drag the core onto a non-simulated tile (like a shuttle of any kind) I lose power and die horribly (but not irrecoverably... I think). To be co-opted by antags (I'm looking at you, nuke agents) and actually involved in their planning process. No, seriously, ICly you've got a sentient supercomputer on your side, OOCly you've got a player who has waaay too much experience playing AI. Take advantage of that. It'll be way more fun that having me just bolt down sec and command staff. If you can slip into a room with a holopad so we can have a private meeting, all the better. To be subject to rampantly paranoia legitimately suspicions on the part of crewmembers who are concerned about having an ESS system onboard (see the EmPrESS technical brief http://aurorastation.org/forums/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=853&p=8062 for more details) and want it removed from the station. Or whatever. Just hate me, publicly and violently civilly. To be given secret orders from centcom as part of, like, a mutiny event... or, perhaps, the alien specimen must be preserved at all cost. Crew expendable. Or whatever. I'm useful for events. To be subject to an AI psych eval. You heard me, you filthy overeducated headshrinkers station psychologists, I wanna have my positronic brain shrunk. Also, attempts at conversion by insane religious maniacs station chaplains are always welcome. So, in short, gimme some RP. EmPrESS may not be the sort of character who seeks out interaction, but if you take the time to involve her, she can be both interesting and hilarious. What do you want people to do to your characters? Quote Link to comment
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