Inebriation should cause industrial accidents

[Carver]

The process explained:

1. Consume alcohol, ambrosia, space drugs or any sort of depressant chemical.
2. Try to operate heavy machinery such as a fabricator or lathe.
3. Behold an increased likelihood of crippling accidents akin to what those with ridiculous hairstyles get when using fabricators.

Or in short, don't drink and do drugs at work.

[BurgerBB]

Good idea, but it would be a little difficult to code since you'd have to go through all the machineries in code and add special checks and conditions for them.