Draculabot Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Here's how it goes. I'll start a story, you decide what to happens next, no matter how ridiculous, and the story goes on until the character dies or the world ends. You are Darren Davis Davidson, Jr, a archaeologist for a community college in Raleigh. You CLAIM to be an archaeologist- after seeing Raiders of the Lost Ark like, twenty times. You find yourself in your office, when an old colleague arrives. "Darren. We've found it. The lost city of Rubanai in Brazil. Will you come with us and help search for it? We have evidence it's in an area of remote jungle." Quote Link to comment
Kerbal22 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Say no and then turn around and walking into the door repeatedly, never opening it. Quote Link to comment
Draculabot Posted March 22, 2015 Author Share Posted March 22, 2015 "No." You tell James, your colleague, before rising and walking into the door. You step back, walking into the door a few more times. Your colleague stares at you with some concern. What shall you do now? Quote Link to comment
canon35 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Say "Fuck it, I pack the Assault rifles, you bring the food." and sit down at your office. Quote Link to comment
Draculabot Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 You step away from the door and plant your hands on your hips. "Fuck it." You nod, rubbing your nose briefly. "I pack the assault rifles, you bring the food." You move to sit at your desk. Your colleague raises a brow. "It's an archaeological dig. The city .. We don't need assault rifles. The city is.." DO YOU LISTEN TO HIS EXPLANATION OF THE CITY'S HISTORY AND LORE OR DO YOU DO SOMETHING ELSE? Quote Link to comment
SpiffyFishface Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Play SS13 while he explains the lore and all that crap Quote Link to comment
VoltageHero Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Decide to actually take your life seriously, and listen to the city's lore. While mocking your colleague's facial expressions, of course. Quote Link to comment
Draculabot Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 You open up your laptop, boot up BYOND, and begin to play on /tg/station 13 as a clown. You make a book labeled "Nuclear Authentication Disk" and horrify the Captain into launching a manhunt, all the while giggling quietly to yourself. Your colleague's mouth is moving. You stop and turn to him, paying attention. "-lord of snakes and shadows, took up a loan from -" Your attention slowly fades back to your clown, as he's getting the boot, heavy style, by the security team. "A- Hey. Hey. Are you playing a game?" "No! I'm listening." You reassure your colleague, as he pulls a map our of a folder, along with photos of statues and hieroglyphics of a horrifying thing or another- A god, maybe, you're not really paying attention. You mumble and try to mimic his face as he speaks, typing a complaint to the admins about the security's response- and subsequent execution (pistol to the back of the head) to your poor clown. "So... did you get all that? DID YOU? WHAT SHALL YOU DO NEXT? Quote Link to comment
Kerbal22 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Contemplate your dreams of going to clown school. Quote Link to comment
Draculabot Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 You stare off into the distance, hands resting on the edges of your keyboard. You hear the honking of Honkers University- And your father is there, the great Mordecai the Dancing Yiddish Clown. He tells you it will one day be you going there, when you're older. Suddenly, breaking glass. Fire. Masses of honking. A pie is thrown. Your father shoves you out of the way of a backdraft and is charbroiled, screaming in horror. A mime arsonist runs away, and the big-top burns down. You stare off into the distance, a slight tremble to your lips. Quote Link to comment
Johnny Mnemonic Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Nod along and ask him when you're traveling, then go and visit the nearest shady merchant, make sure to disregard your wallet and bring a bible instead, obviously your partner is sending you on a quest from GAWD. And when have god's chosen needed money, huh? I ain't never seen Moses buy those slaves, you dig? Bonus points if he's selling out of a van and has access to a box of poisonous snakes Quote Link to comment
SpiffyFishface Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Kill him with a rubber dong and go by yourself. He knows too much. Quote Link to comment
Draculabot Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 You step up over your desk and walk out of your office, leaving your coworker behind. You arrive at a shifty-looking fella's store, and he offers you some things. FINANCES- 2,000 DOLLARS You buy - - A rubber dong - A van, labeled "JESUS INSIDE" on the side with spraypaint - A box of snakes - A revolver (no questions asked) - A bible. You then murder the shifty looking guy with the rubber dong, despite his initial giggles that he's being hit by a floppy nylon trouser snake, but eventually you find a way to end his life. You then arrive at your office. "JESUS HAS SENT ME, YES, HE HAS, YES, INDEED, JESUS WANTS ME TO TAKE THIS JOURNEY ALONE, BBAH GAWD, YES INDEED." You slap the color out of his face and take the map, then storm out of your office! Where does your adventure go?! Quote Link to comment
SpiffyFishface Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Go to the dig and kill everyone there with the dong while wearing a snake mask, saying they're all devil worshipping satanists. Quote Link to comment
Draculabot Posted March 27, 2015 Author Share Posted March 27, 2015 I'm an idiot) You take the arduous journey through Mexico and numerous other countries, taking favors and doing nefarious deeds- But sure enough, you've made it to the lost city of Rubanai HOLY SHIT THERE'S FUCKING SNAKE MONSTER SKELETONS- A tribal cultist stands at the top of a temple and notices your sweet van. He beckons you over. He has a knife. Quote Link to comment
canon35 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 You have no time for this savage. Pop him in the dome with your revolver like the colonialist bastard white man you are. Quote Link to comment
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