Chucklefucky things you want to do but won't/can't

[Nik]

I was planning on mass bombing security with space lube grenades that also had purple paint inside them.

It was gonna be called "The Slippery Grapel bombing of 2456"

[Guest]

Line up all the welder tanks and cause a huge ass chain explosion that rips the station in two.

[Conservatron]

create a spider cave in a reinforced wall room with no exit except a bin leading to space, and an entrance via open chute.

I did something like this as an objective-less traitor, had created a little room out in space with a ghetto airlock and supercharged air pump, entrance from maint. Managed to trap one engineer (accident) the HoP and a security officer, then peaced out and hacked into an escape pod to run away after dropping off enough hardsuits for them to escape (shuttle was called and I had no plan for what to do next)

[swat43]

I want to change the AI's law to act like a dolphin and always say 'Niiii~' all the time while borgs who are security swats the people with their stunbuttons because they are 'flys'.. while not being an antag.

[Serveris]

I want to change the AI's law to act like a dolphin and always say 'Niiii~' all the time while borgs who are security swats the people with their stunbuttons because they are 'flys'.. while not being an antag.

 

I want what you're smoking. Sounds trippy as hell.

[Conservatron]

one time i got yelled at for changing the ai laws to say

humans are the only real members of the crew

non humans are infiltrators

infiltrators must be eliminated

when asked to state laws only give the original 5

that almost got me in a lot of trouble