Chucklefucky things you want to do but won't/can't

[Guest]

Title. Example, I want to make a bald janitor named Bald Balderson. Any time someone says "Bald", they would reply, "Yes, I am Bald, son of Balder." And whenever someone would need me to do something, I'd say, "Yes, I shall do that, for I am Bald, son of Balder."

And given that bald is a buzzword even ICly... hoo boy, I would say this a lot. And annoy a lot of fucking people in the process.

I also still need to stack floor tiles in choke points on tables and then flip over the table when someone gets near.

[BadLemonsXI]

I wan't to play as a drone and just deconstruct/eat everything I can in a room leaving nothing but the walls the plating and pipes/wiring on the floor. while no one is looking. And watch as someone walks in and says. "The fuck happen to my workspace?!"

[Tenenza]

I have a character slot for a character I named Gavin Ellis.

I spent a solid hour writing paragraphs and paragraphs of flavour text for them.

All of that flavour text describes their baldness.

Their baldness contains several bible allegories, and compares the process of going bald to the fall of man and exile from eden.

I can never play as them.

[Frances]

I played a few rounds as a bald grayshirt for kicks. 30 year old, male, no flavor text, doesn't talk unless spoken to, but behaves and interacts like a completely normal station employee otherwise. I started moving fuel tanks around, either to shuffle them in/out of maintenance/engineering, or to replace some that were taken away in more important areas.

I had to answer an adminhelp about myself.

[Rusty Shackleford]

I want to play a baldie who goes around annoying the shit out of the aliens on the station, pulling on their tails and bopping them on their snouts.

[SierraKomodo]

Make a Diona chef named 'The Rock is Cooking' and make as many Dwayne Johnson references as possible

[Carver]

Enabling Traitor and becoming a masked vigilante who goes around enforcing the law against evil-doers with the strictest punishments (Dismemberment, burning, broken bones, etc). The main reason I haven't touched the idea already is because it'd end up with more fights against Security than Traitors/Criminals.

Find an Energy Cutlass as a Miner, dress myself up as a Pirate, and have an energy blade duel with a Ninja. I /nearly/ did this one on Baystation.

Steal Acquire painkillers from Medical and whiskey from the Bar as Detective, then go full-on Max Payne against a team of Nuke Ops/Revs/Traitors/what have you, complete with monologues.

Steal every single stun baton from Security as an Assistant, during a group antag round (Rev/Cult/Mutiny/etc), to see how they fare without it.

As Warden, replace every single tool of Security with a much more lethal (And preferably ballistic) equivalent. SMGs instead of Carbines, Toxic Gas + Sedative combo grenades instead of Flashbangs, Rocket Launchers instead of Ion Rifles, Revolvers instead of Tasers, and so on and so forth.

[SpiffyFishface]

I want to play traitor, put on the owl mask and run around beating the other traitors to death with a plasteel bat under the alias "Rasmus"

I would be banned so fucking fast if I did that.

[Lady_of_Ravens]

I can't think of any chuckelfuckery I want to engage in... none at all!

I feel sad now.

[canon35]

Attack vox with hardsuited miners and engineers with powers crossbows.

[Vittorio Giurifiglio]

Sedate every Xeno and gas them in the Incinerator.

[witchbells]

Sedate every Xeno and gas them in the Incinerator.

 

[Hackie]

I want to one day, as a traitor, go full Hotline Miami. Just run around in a grey jumpsuit with an owl mask, slaughtering everyone in my sight and using what I can find as a weapon.

[Farcry11]

At some point, as Sarge, I want to obtain a SAW machinegun as well as a grenade launcher filled with incendiary 'nades.

Upon obtaining these weapons, I will scream "DIE, COMMIE MEATPOPSICLES" and begin to slaughter the crew while screaming Liberty Prime quotes over comms.

It'll be worth the ban.

[Vittorio Giurifiglio]

At some point, as Sarge, I want to obtain a SAW machinegun as well as a grenade launcher filled with incendiary 'nades.

Upon obtaining these weapons, I will scream "DIE, COMMIE MEATPOPSICLES" and begin to slaughter the crew while screaming Liberty Prime quotes over comms.

It'll be worth the ban.

Yes.

[NebulaFlare]

I want to experiment with Atmos....

>.>;

[Guest]

I want to experiment with Atmos....

Do it right and it's not grief or chucklefucky.

[Conservatron]

[as vox] I want to make the station 'vox friendly' and redo atmos to be nitrogen pure so all the monkeys have to use internals and not vox.

[Crescentise]

Cons, that's legitimately a great idea, in my opinion. A heist round where Vox literally take over the station. I feel like with enough ahelping to check if everything's okay, and players cooperating with the idea, it could be super fun.

[nachomeep]

I want to see this immediately, with atmosvox and everything.

[Guest]

Reminder that the thread is about griefy or semi-griefy things you want to do. Not legitimate gimmicks.

As in, things that would probably get you ahelped but not outright banned.

[mirkoloio]

I want to take over the Station as Stamos in a Group-traitor round like cult/rev/Nuke and rule the place like a king.

Like, Slaughtering /all/ the heads and security, pileing their corpses up in the bar and building a throne on it. Then rule the Station in the Stamos way.

"Sir, He stole a donut" "Execute him"

"Sir, It's Roy Wyatt" "Gas him, clone him, Gas him again and repeat"

[Erik Tiber]

I really want to play Lockie as captain during a rev round and just watch everything immediately go to shit. It would be hilarious.

[canon35]

I'd love to be placed in a gyrax(As Positronic) outfitted with good combat gear during mutiny or another 1984 event. Name myself the "Station Moniter", follow around the HoS or Captain and execute people on their orders.

"Station Moniter, end this riot"

"Understood. By order of the Head of Security, you are all to cease your rioting"

*MG spam into crowd*

"MEIN LEIBEN!

[josh1133]

I want to take over the Station as Stamos in a Group-traitor round like cult/rev/Nuke and rule the place like a king.

Like, Slaughtering /all/ the heads and security, pileing their corpses up in the bar and building a throne on it. Then rule the Station in the Stamos way.

"Sir, He stole a donut" "Execute him"

"Sir, It's Roy Wyatt" "Gas him, clone him, Gas him again and repeat"

 

King Carton happened once, we need more King rounds.