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Ugh. Seems like there wasn't much thought put into this. It's centered around the whitelisted players, there are even two questions about the best RD, these could as well just be one. There's just one question about 'normal' players, and that's about the most robust security officer, which isn't even about any roleplay capabilities, but pure mechanics.


Can we re-do this? With categories like this, or something similar:

(best) head of staff; medical professional; man of the law; engineer; mad researcher; just a civilian; staff member; player altogether

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#VoteForSkhor-DyetDom'Pesh2k458 #WeLoveShkor

Here's some Swamp Rap for all the little suiggas out there in Jargon who grew up on the swamps:

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

A real gangsta-ass squigga plays his cards right

A real gangsta-ass squigga never runs his fuckin' mouth

'Cause real gangsta-ass squiggas don't start fights

And squiggas always gotta high cap

Showin' all his boys how he shot em

But real gangsta-ass squiggas don't flex tentacles

'Cause real gangsta-ass squiggas know they got em

And everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta

'Cause gangsta-ass squiggas think deep

Up three-sixty-five a year 24/7

'Cause real gangsta ass sqiggas don't sleep


And all I gotta say to you

Wannabe, gonnabe, cocksuckin', pussy-eatin' liggahs

'Cause when the fry dies down what the fuck you gonna do

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta


Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Feedin' the poor and hepin out wit they bills

Although I was born in Jargon

Now I'm in the SA makin' deals

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

I mean one that you don't really know

Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz

Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'

Now gangsta-ass squiggas come in all shapes and colors

Some got killed in the past

But this gangsta here is a smart one

Started living for the Qeblak and I'll last


Now all I gotta say to you

Wannabe, gonnabe, pussy-eatin' cocksuckin' liggahs

When the ship jumps off what the fuck you gonna do

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta


Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

A real gangta-ass squigga knows the play

Real gangsta-ass squiggas get the flyest of the bitches

Ask that gangsta-ass squigga Little Tup

Now bitches look at gangsta-ass squiggas like a stop sign

And play the role of Little Miss Sweet

But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out

And then dump-hittin' the eggs with the fertilizer

'Cause gangsta-ass squiggas be the gang playas

And everythings quiet in the clique

A gangsta-ass squigga pulls the trigger

And his partners in the posse ain't tellin' off shit

Real gangsta-ass squiggas don't talk much

All ya hear is the black from the gun blast

And real gangsta-ass squiggas don't run for shit

'Cause real gangsta-ass squiggas can't run fast

Now when you in the free world talkin' shit do the shit

Hit the pen and let the mothafuckas shank ya

But squiggas like myself kick back and peep game

'Cause damn it feels good to be a gangsta


And now, a word from the Grand Chancellor!

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Gettin' voted into the Federation

Everything lookin' good to the people of the world

But the AI overlord is my boss

So every now and then I owe a favor gettin' down

Like lettin' a big IPC shipment through

And send 'em to the poor community

So we can bust you know who

So voters of the Fed keep supportin' me

And I promise to take you very far

Other leaders better not upset me

Or I'll send a billion troops to die at war

To all you Dionae, that helped me win

I sincerely like to thank you

'Cause now I got the world swingin' from my tentacles

And damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Posted
Ugh. Seems like there wasn't much thought put into this. It's centered around the whitelisted players, there are even two questions about the best RD, these could as well just be one. There's just one question about 'normal' players, and that's about the most robust security officer, which isn't even about any roleplay capabilities, but pure mechanics.


Can we re-do this? With categories like this, or something similar:

(best) head of staff; medical professional; man of the law; engineer; mad researcher; just a civilian; staff member; player altogether

 

It would takes ages, yes ages to filter the list, look if people spelled the names correctly, etc.

It wouldn't be worth the effort, so we restricted it to heads of staff + a few other things.

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Arranging the submissions alphabetically should help weed out some misspellings (Uaekis, Uakaeis, and Ualalakis should all show up right next to each other.) I fail to see how limiting the categories to whitelisted players alleviates the workload at all, however. Some of the most memorable characters I've interacted with haven't been heads of staff at all.

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Some of the most memorable characters I've interacted with haven't been heads of staff at all.

Exactly.


And again, if someone spells their favorite ligger's name wrong, shame on them, it's only their fault and only their vote got wasted. I don't see why you're bothered.

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