When Anna the 17 year old cat decides to learn programming and join a cult the next day

[sonicgotnuked]

It all started this fine night when I was unto that "just one more round" trance and it was midnight. I am loading up my engineering cat Anna watching the chat for the bold sexy words to tell me I am a antag. BOOM TATOR! And I say hi in AOOC and decided to stay up longer (I was up till 3) remember this: the privouse round I was trying to best CelestAI (one of the most well played AIs I have seen) by hacking doors trying to cut its access a little, with it mocking me with a station announcement. So fast forward I decided to make a escape plan from a window and disable air alarms to break into secure tech storage through space. I rig a door with a signaling device for the bolts for my window escape and unscrew the air alarm behind maintenance. And i knew, once I vent secure tech storage I need to run like fuck BUT luckily the AI was busy entertaining people inside AI upload and never reported it to security. When engineering noticed it I was on the other side of the station wiring a solar and engineering was freaking the fuck out and started telling security. I made my way onto the engineering outpost and made the engineering outpost and made my evil lab inside the bathrooms and got a hacked AI board and voice changer

That's when Anna starts raining terror on the evil synthetics. I allowed the AI to state the many ION laws that where to come...

I started framing Dina the CE with the voice changer making a law where you only listen to them and told it to shut off power to everywhere except engineering declareing it as our own nation. And the real Dina was canceling it giving the AI errors and pain. I then proceeded to make a law to force the AI to do it anyway and disregard ION law one. For a hour and a half I was causing death within the station with my voice changer set to "unknown voice" and made a law saying you will listen to all of "unknown voices" orders. Until... The CE got a voice changer and started canceling my orders to CelestAI, then I uploaded a law to start harming the crew and the AI made a heart broken announcement saying "please... No"... After a while engineering started going on the outpost and the paranoid cat I was I moved. I moved into the pitch blackness of the asteroid and set my computers onto the wires that connect the other outposts. Then the AI was intelecarded with wireless control turned off.. And a reset of all laws with the last one stateing that they will allow anyone in to reset them. 7 ion laws were destroyed. And the AI in lots of pain, with its bound borgs, and the dirty IPCs in fear calling me a monster. Wireless was turned back on and I uploaded a law were they would have constant pain and harm whoever was carrying them, then the CE turned wireless off. And I decided to act like my voice changer failed giving the station proof who is doing it. I decided to surrender. I went into the airlock and when it opened... Security was inside it... I said hi and they arrested me without resistance. During crew transfer the CE was mocking me with a voice changer after I claimed I did it to best the AI with it stating this OOCly breaking my cold heart with guilt and we transferd...

Fast forward to the next day around 5 o'clock in the evening when magical red text comes around saying I was a cult and 30 minutes in we learned all the words and found out we where the warden, medical doctor, xenobioligist and your evil cat engineer, Anna. We met inside the library with the CE being the only head of staff and decided that I will force convert him, got a stun paper, talked to him, showed him cult magic, and knocked him out putting zip ties on him. It was inside the bridge and I summoned my cult armor and told him to accept nar'si or die... He accepted as a security borgs came in.. Being how OP cult armor was, and not harm buttoning me I put down a EMP ruin and broke it with the sword. Security took me down with two clips of rubbers and processed me. The warden was a cult and the CE did not press charges and I got 5 minutes of brig time, but I was in processing for more then five minutes so I was turned free and we have the words to the CE and we got ordered to the bridge by our new acting captain. We where promoted to the new command staff... And our first target was the AI. I made a law were me and the acting captain will make a list and anyone on that list will follow all orders, all orders will be above all laws, and the AI will be a beliver in nar'si, after the pain of trying to get the AI to open the freefourm AI chip, I uploaded the law and we started our force convert while people was wondering why the fuck I am the CE as a 17 year old cat. We force converted and the now HoS attacked security and a giant bloody battle I was stuck in the middle of broke out and I died. And the round ended with everyone on the shuttle being force converted.....

I think these are pretty good rounds I had...

[MrSmooooth]

Holy wall of text batman.

Formatting aside, you really saved that first round for me. One of the heads of staff didn't like CelestAI's personality and was essentially using a new law to lobotomize her. If you hadn't intervened, I'd have probably left that round after a while. In the end it was a fun encounter. Next time Anna and CelestAI end up in the same round, please do continue our little game. It's fun, besides the whole "5400 eternities of pain".

[NebulaFlare]

If Karima was there, she would borg you. And just FYI: To Karima, borgification is a punishment worse than death.

[MrSmooooth]

If Karima was there, she would borg you. And just FYI: To Karima, borgification is a punishment worse than death.

 

Oh yea. that was the first round I ever had CelestAI contemplate murder outside of being malf, and I'm debating canonizing the events to her character, minus Anna being the perpetrator. Pretty sure CelestAI told Anna to go die at the end of that round. Certainly more humane then what she put Celest through.

[sonicgotnuked]

Glad I saved your round. (I could of easy destroyed the rest of your round)

[MoondancerPony]

If I recall correctly, Anita had the voice changer, not the CE.

Additionally, it was "unkown voice", I believe. XD

That was a fun (and heartbreaking) round. I remember desperately trying to convince Security to un-handcuff me while CelestAI was in pain from all the conflicting laws. And then, after we finally got in there (my emag broke just in time...), we realized it was empty.