Eridani News Bulletins

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BREAKING: System-wide Quarantine In Effect

8.23.2458

Editor's note: Translated from Tradeband to Basic.

The Eridani Corporate Federation has issued a system-wide quarantine in lieu of a deadly viral outbreak affecting all matter of humanoids inhabiting the system.

The nature of this outbreak is insofar unknown, but citizens and temporary residents are advised to avoid physical contact with other residents or citizens. Any attempts at entering or exiting the system will result in Eridani Naval intervention and summary scuttling of potentially contaminated crews of intruding or emigrating vessels. Refusing to obey an Eridani military Naval vessel captain's communications hailing and directions will result in immediate wholesale disintegration to prevent further contagion cases from occurring.

For on-world policy, unauthorized individuals that are found outside of their households will be summarily stopped, asked to present ID, proof of citizenship, proof of temporary residence, or proof of temporary business within the Eridani Corporate Federation territories. A failure to present any of the above will result in detainment and immediate movement to a quarantine unit. A failure to comply with detainment procedures in their fullest and most civil fashions as instructed by Eridani Corporate Federation officials or corporate security affiliate agents will result in offenders being fired upon until dead.

Again, lethal force can and will be exercised within Eridani territory to enforce the quarantine, for any reason, against any person by a member of Eridani law enforcement or an affiliate corporate security agent who presents his/her identification and warrant to perform a public service in containing the outbreak.

Details will be released and issued when we receive them. We're your first source of information, and pride ourselves on factuality and objectivity.

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Eridani Enquirer

“For the Prosperity of all Eridanians”

Quarantine and Embargo Lifted, Thousands Dead to 'Hush' Superbacteria Attack

9.19.2458

Editor's note: Translated from Tradeband to Basic.

The Eridani Corporate Federation has lifted the system quarantine and business embargo in the system after a three-week cautionary period following the reprehensible terrorist attack carried out by an ex-Sol special operative group claiming responsibility for the attack known as the "Soldats Avec Objectif" (SAO), in which thousands of spacers in orbital ports in addition to insurmountable amounts of planetary inhabitants were infected with an incredibly deadly superbacteria code-named 'Hush' by the Eridani Inter-System Health Organization (EISHO).

While private security controller officers handling quarantine operations were unable for comment relating to the nature of the pandemic, we were able to speak to EISHO officials who released critical details and information regarding the superbacteria' capabilities and specifications.

One of the medical sub-directors aboard the SEN Apex had the following to remark:

"The 'superbacteria', if I might use such an unscientific term, was codenamed 'Hush' due to the method of transmission and final stage of progression that this lethal bio-engineered viral weapon has infected and torn from the inside-out of countless innocents throughout the last month. The initial ground zero of the superbacteria release was centralized onboard SEN Apex, where it infected close to several hundred Federal Naval staff by way of air transmission, in a metallic briefcase that was brought in by a team of infiltrators who managed to break the seal before engaging our security team and falling quickly. I heard that they cackled and laughed before being executed on the spot, but... far as we know, after a brief incubation period of three days within the lung tracts, vocal cords and esophagus, 'Hush' began to display symptoms in almost every infected case after the three day period. Shortness of breath, dryness in throat, inflammation in lungs and difficulty in enunciating, a general paleness to the skin...

Stage two progressed only a day after, and in stage two was when 'Hush' would start to reproduce and transmit via exhalation. The bacteria itself would manage to synthesize itself into a gaseous form, but almost no different from thin air. The lungs would react to this invasive gas and attempt to expel them by any means necessary. This leads to the stage two symptoms, the body fooled into believing it is deprived of oxygen. The host would struggle to speak, in most cases they were unable to respond or conjugate words at all, the vocal cord endings made to wither and disconnect. And... have you ever seen a corpse? One to two days dead and cold, perhaps? They were paler than even that. Examining the infected in the quarantine sub-station, I mistook a few living patients for cadavers and almost had them sent off to be cremated. It was like looking at the many faces of Death himself... or herself. And just as deathly quiet beside the occasional coughing, wheezing and gasping for air.

Constant violent coughing would further expel these gaseous clouds of transmission. A very faint and near-transparent cloud of aqua flecks when examined closely, but the flecks themselves would hastily dissipate and become invisible to the naked human eye. We had to improvise with a pair of night vision goggles and engineer it to detect the flecks of the 'Hush' contagion dispersed in the air. Several dozen times we vented certain portions of the station to be rid of these source of transmission. Currently, several thousand of the repurposed devices are being actively used by our staff right now on alert for the fleck patterns dispersed in the air. On-surface as well.

Those we couldn't save? Those who progressed to stage three? Their lungs would start to collapse and wither from the inside. Victims of the final stage would begin to seize up, violently vomit blood infected with the 'Hush' superbacteria in its latest stage. We had one who lost about two litres of his blood. Expelled the blood from his mouth as he lay in a stroller bed as it rained back down on him, shaking violently before making their death throes.

We were able to stabilize and cure a few, though. We mutated the strain in a few volunteer cases by way of utilizing beta-ray radiation to nullify the male gender of viral cells, causing catastrophic self-destruction upon attempts of inter-cell copulation. Like a cancerous form of an STD, you could say. The side effects, unfortunately, rendered all of those treated permanently sterile. This for that, I suppose. We are not proud of the consequence, but it is our only option so far. We really have tried everything else. Radiation was our last option.

I've never seen something weaponized to this extent, though. Whoever engineered this bacteria, I hope they are burning in hell. And I hope to God this will be the only incident."

The sub-director left shortly after we paid our respects and thanked them for their heroic efforts in trying to contain the superbacteria and their efforts to save innumerable lives infected by this terrible bio-weapon.

The ECF has declared the SAO as public enemy number one to the state and posted bounties for any who has pertinent information regarding the SAO or its members.

Entry and exit to/from the Epsilon Eridani system is now permitted in lieu of the outbreak having been successfully contained in addition to the three-week mandatory inter-system lockdown period passing. All business establishments have been mandated to stock gas masks with fresh filter surplus.

This week will be dedicated to the estimated 14,000 victims that lost their lives to this horrible attack, in memoriam of their love for a nation of security and peace.

We're your first source of information, and pride ourselves on factuality and objectivity. Stay tuned, and stay safe. We wish you all the best.

[Zundy]

Eridani-Nanotrasen Trade Agreement Finalised

01.07.2460

 

The Eridani Corporate Federation and the Nanotrasen Corporation has finalised the Akhet Mining Agreement.

The agreement prioritises Nanotrasen in Akhet's mineral trade and processing in exchange for premium Nanotrasen services and employee exchange. We are pleased to announce that this agreement will lead to a new wave of employment across the Federation for both mining and support personal. Positions have opened this morning so be sure to apply as soon as possible to avoid disappointment.

The employee exchange also offers an opportunity for trained personnel to apply for to be part of a yearlong corporate exchange program in Biesel. Successful candidates will be sent all inclusive to Mendell City on the jewel world of Biesel within the republic. These candidates will then be allocated by Nanotrasen to one of their many luxurious, top of the line facilities to begin a year of learning exchange and personal development. Positions have opened this morning so be sure to apply as soon as possible to avoid disappointment.

 

Editor's note: Translated from Tradeband to Basic.

[Zundy]

 

Gravitic Drive Breakthrough Causes Speculation

 

03.01.2460.

 

Recent development at Eridani Transtellar Corporation causes stock market turbulence and discussion.

 

Sometimes considered to be Cold Fusion of Astrophysics, the controversial concept of Gravitational Tether Drive has been both a dream and doom of many companies through the decades. Based on the artificial gravity technology that has been known and utilized for almost a century, the concept was developed as a solution to the Field of Capture problem that states that any body no matter how far away can be more efficiently reached by using conventional thrusters than by using artificial gravity due to exponential energy costs of the artifical gravity field. The drive works by narrowing and lengthening of the artificial gravity field to reduce energy costs and "tethering" to a heavy stellar entity like a star or a planet, then use the difference in gravitational pull to accelerate.

"Our team of astrophysicists and engineers here at Eridani Transtellar Corporation have recently perfected our gravity field modulation technology. Our new drive prototype can produce thrust at one tenth of the cost of conventional phoron torches and do so without propelant.", the corporate entity has announced in a press release recently. "We are expecting to release our prototype to the market within a two years time."

The announcement has caused much noise among the entities trading in and developing spaceship drives and thrusters, most notably Nanotrasen, which holds near monopoly on production and development of phoron and bluespace technology. A sharp drop from 1.2458 % to -0.3217 % stock growth (as of 03.1.2460. GT) has caused Nanotrasen to release a press statement, "We are assuring the galactic community that our phoron technology will remain top of the line in decades to come as we continue to provide thrust and safety to all our clients. This experimental technology is mere speculation and presents a danger to the galactic community." There have been rumors that Nanotrasen has threaten a lawsuit against Eridani Transtellar Corporation for an attempt at Market Manipulation, one of the heaviest crimes within The Eridani Corporate Federation.

Among other detractors to the proposed drive concept are worried citizens who claim that that the proposed drive may disrupt orbits of stellar entities causing apocalyptic events and gravitational anomalies across the galaxy. As a result, Neo-Ludite groups have announced protests at the Erdani Transtellar HQ this Sunday. The corporation's CEO Samantha Liara Jackson has issued an unofficial statement, "We assure the galactic community that our drive does not posses the required strength to deorbit planets and asteroids, however, we will allow concerned citizens to protest at our property's outer premises. Any protesters outside designated areas will be shot in accordance with Eridani Property Laws." Positions have opened this morning for skilled factory workers so be sure to apply as soon as possible to avoid disappointment.

Editor's note: Translated from Tradeband to Basic.

Special thanks to Bokaza for this article.

[Zundy]

 

Further Private Security Requested Within Biesel

 

15.10.2460.

 

Recent civil unrest in

Biesel prompts renegotiation of private security contracts. Jobs available.

 

The current private security contract held by Eridani Corporate Federation has entered a phase of renegotiation following an increase in civil disorder and pirate activity within the Biesel Republic. Positions have opened this morning for skilled Heads of Security, Security Officers and those seeking Cadetship on a temporary basis within Biesel with potential for permanent employment to follow. Employment workshops are already inundated with candidates. Our corporate correspondent Lulu Balewa was present today, interviewing the eager hopefuls.

 

 

A shaved headed Eridanian woman is in the shot. She is wearing scruffy clothes. Her augmented eyes glow pink.

"Hey girl, this extra's looking to get out of this office and across to Biesel. First girls looking for a soy boy to get some plus rats."

 

 

An extremely dark skinned Eridanian man is in the shot. He is wearing an impeccable three piece suit. His augmented eyes glow red-gold.

"Hello there. Yes I am indeed applying today, for a Head of Security position as a matter of fact. As you're not an employer I'll spare you the details haha. Shame about the dregs out today don't you think? They're as likely to find employment here as I am to get an eight thirty res at Asmara haha. Are those eyes of yours Bishops? They look terrific. We should do lunch, I'll call you."

 

Apply now to avoid disappointment as positions are closing fast.

Editor's note: Translated from Tradeband to Basic.

[furrycactus]

 

The following news bulletin blinks open on each Eridanian device and visual implant connected to the extranet.
 

15 . 11 . 2462

 

PRIORITY NOTICE

MESSAGE FROM THE BOARD OF FIVE AND THE SOL ALLIANCE.

 

In breaking news, a few days ago the greater Alliance of Sovereign Solarian Nations announced to the galaxy that Prime Minister Michael Frost was found dead within his suite upon Unity Station in the Sol system. As the news was made public, the Board of Five were quick to convene with the Alliance’s political representative - Governor General Mei Luo - with whom they are now prepared to address the Eridani Federation. We now cross to them, live.

 

Connecting . . .

 

MEI LUO, a middle-aged woman of Solarian descent dressed in a black suit, stands at a podium. A small pin with the emblem of the Sol Alliance is attached to her suit jacket. Emblazoned on the front of the podium is the same emblem, but larger. She is flanked by all members of the Board of Five, and behind them, a white wall with the Eridani Corporate Federation logo.

 

LUO: “Good evening, citizens of the Eridani Corporate Federation. It is with a heavy heart that I address you tonight. Our head of state, Prime Minister Michael Frost, was found deceased three days ago. This is a devastating loss for our nation as a whole, and we implore everybody to remember him how he truly was; a hero, for the people of the Alliance.”

 

MEI LUO pauses for a moment, as she flicks through a few papers on her podium.

 

LUO: “We are confident in our accusation of Zavodskoi Interstellar for their hand in this heinous act. Rest assured, justice will be secured. For now, I will hand over to the Board.”

 

MEI LUO folds up her papers, and then speaks once more in Sol Common.

 

LUO: “For the Prosperity of all Eridanians, and for the Sol Alliance.”

 

MEI LUO steps back from the podium with her papers, leaving room for Amon’s corporate representative; KALI AKERELE.

 

AKERELE stands at the podium, her posture rigid and firm. She speaks succinctly, with a self-assured tone.

 

AKERELE: “My fellow Eridanians, the news today is grim, but it is certainly no cause for alarm. The Federation will carry on as it always has; hardworking, prosperous, and above reproach. We will aid our esteemed Solarian colleagues in this deal, and ensure the continued wellbeing of our nations.”

 

KALI AKERELE turns a page as papers rustle in front of her for a moment as well, before she continues.

 

AKERELE: “Also, some of you may notice an increased presence of our Private Military Contractors in the coming days, whether in the streets or in your workplaces. We assure you, as always, they are present only for your safety and protection. Be sure not to interfere with any of their operations, and follow any instruction given by them to the very letter. That will be all. Thank you.”

 

The feed fades out, fading to black, until a ‘Replay’ icon appears over it.

 

Translations available in:
[Tradeband][Sol Common][Tau Ceti Basic]

Edited November 14, 2020 by furrycactus