[Approved] Zundys's Vaurca Loredev Application.

[Zundy]

Ckey/BYOND Username: zundy

Position Being Applied For Vaurca Lore Dev

Past Experiences/Knowledge:

I literally wrote the Unathi lore myself which Jackboot takes credit for because he's a hack.

Do you play Vaurca extensively? Why?

Fuck no, why the hell would I do that they're hot garbage.

If you were chosen for Lore Developer, what would your plans be for Vaurca?

Revert probably and then just see how it goes.

Would you embark on major or minor rewrites of Vaurca lore? If yes, why is your rewrite worth it?

You literally asked this in the previous question? Why are you wasting my time? Do your fucking jobs.

Additional Notes

I already approved the app because you guys don't know what the fuck you're doing, pull your thumbs out your asses and set me up. Peace.

[hivefleetchicken]

i was told that all of your characters have "only good bug is a dead bug" tattooed on the rims of their assholes

is this shit actually fucking true

[Zundy]

i was told that all of your characters have "only good bug is a dead bug" tattooed on the rims of their assholes

is this shit actually fucking true

 

Of course? It's literally server rules.

[hivefleetchicken]

youre hired