WAIFU WARS 2: REWAIFANCE

[Coalf]

You know them! You love them! They're all over the station! That's right, women.

Lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals or normal everyone has a certain someone on station they love and today we took to the test and decided to see who would win!

So we had a poll!

The poll went as following.

FIRST PLACE: Anyi Kali'vum! The lovable pink skrell, wiff a wisp.

SECOND PLACE: CRASA! (The fact a Synth almost won again disgusts me, get your act together people)

THIRD PLACE: ASHLEY PAYNTER! A-again! wooo third place holder.

 

BUT WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT AM I RIGHT?

SO I MADE THEM FIGHT IN DWARF FORTRESS, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SLAUGHTEEEEER!

This time I made a pretty collage.

Initial setup, go find yourself!

 

 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Finale

 

Pyre wins, yeah, woot.

Yeah it was kinda uh.

Not expected that this would happen.

Yeah.

Maybe use less bleed weapons next year?

(If your character doesn't have a recorded death it means I missed it or it wasn't that interesting)

[Coalf]

Oh Yeah, there will be a husbando war tommorow so ready up and pucker up.

[Coalf]

DID YOU THINK WE ENDED WITH WAIFUS? WELL YOU WERE DEAD WRONG! HERE ARE HUSBANDOS!

 

FIRST PLACE:Faysal Al-Shennawi! adjusts the sash on his suit

 

SECOND PLACE: RAYMOND HAWKINS! glares

SECOND SECOND PLACE: CHESHIRE! yes a tie beep boop bitch

THIRD PLACE: ALI HOLMES! Apperantly?

 

Yeah there was a tie eat my ass, also these votes are taken when I said "Closing poll" not after, it's about time you people realize I'm not waiting five hours to count your votes.

BUT WHO CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARES, RIIIIIIIIIGHT?

LET'S GET TO THE SLAUGHTER AND PLEASE ARMOK!

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Finale

 

Now THAT was a swell fight!

ODIN WINS!

[Sytic]

>when they say that only having a butter knife against 22 other people is a disadvantage