Yo BYOND Key:
Total Ban Lengf:
Perma, prob'ly like five minutes left or somethin` iunno
Banning staff member's Key:
Rickymadenson, new face never seen you 'bfoe nice ta meet you don' wreck me here thanks
Reason o' Ban:
Harassing uh player ova Discord channel, clearily nahh intend ta play whatsoever. dis here violates our rule o' 'don' be uh dong' towards others ta da *NEXT LEVEL* (Ryfer's note: ah added dat emphasis) as you wuz basically participating in group cyberbullying. Feel free ta apply an unban appeal in da future. dis here be uh permanent ban.
Reason fo' Appeal:
So, ah wuz banned fo' uh reason ah find ta be fine ass inaccurate an' heavily driven by an admin's personal involvement in da shit dat may gots wounded some feelings uh bit too much. But dat's okay. we's all feld it sometimes, an' ah can dig' da mistake. ta sum up HOW ah wuz banned, ah had aurora open while ah wuz busy doin' uh few things in other tabs an' didn't hear sixish or so admin messages, up until da last one where ah tabbed in ta see uh few paragraphs 'boutwhat ah did. ah wasn't asked fo' muh motha fuckin input, merely told muh motha fuckin intent an' told everything dat happened an' how ah felt 'boutplaying without any doubt dat it could be otherwise. Since dis here wuz all decided fo' me, ah wuz told dat ah wuz being banned wif nahh chance ta defend myself, as dis here had already been approved by da headmins without even uh moment o' contacting me.
ah imagine it's uh lot easier ta just jive behind closed doors an' decide dat ah'm uh disgusting bumbleshit dat just wants ta crawl out o' muh motha fuckin hidy hole occasionally an' #griefwreck da server until it burns ta da ground, but dat's not da case. Now, correct me if ah'm wrong but making assumptions 'boutme might be uh bit unfair considering dis here would prob'ly be muh motha fuckin second real offense on da server in muh motha fuckin many years o' playing, an' da only one ah can remember havin` wuz around uh pimp-tight year ago. an' dat wuz just killing myself in uh round. Now dat ah'm here, ah'll go into detail 'boutall dat happened an' let you know how ah actually feld in da entire shit, since ah wuz entirely denied uh chance ta do so earlier. (Which, when ah wuz on da moderation team, wuz somethin` entirely unreasonable. Permabanning without queshun wuz usually fo' niggas dat wuz entirely uncooperative. Now, it's clear dat muh motha fuckin punishment wuz already decided 'bfoe ah wuz messaged, but messaging me an' waiting until ah wuz not idle would gots been ideal. ah didn't keep da logs o' our conversation, but ah only returned by da tyme da ban wuz actually being applied, an' afta reading ova everything an' picking up da general tone o' 'you already fucked muh motha fuckin nigga', ah didn't even try ta say anythin` in muh motha fuckin defense. It wuz at dat point dat dey flat out said ah wuz fucked anyway, so y'know. RIP.) Speaking o' dat, it'd be nice if someone would provide da logs o' our very one-sided conversation. ah didn't copy dem down.
So! da aforementioned bullying an' being uh dong in da ban reason iz true ta some extent, but ah feel like it's been blown way out o' proportion in how most gots appeared ta react ta it. ah will weave you uh tale o' da CRUEL crushing o' Bokaza, an' how ah absolutely stomped out his will ta live an' snuffed out da flame o' hope fo' uh bettah life by bullying him ta da point o' suicide.
uh couple days ago, ah decided ta take uh peep at da aurora forums an' see how everything wuz going, an' noticed dat off topic discussion had been fine ass inactive fo' awhile. Being da shitposty boy dat ah be, ah decided ta make uh shitpost titled "ERP Partner Recruiting", which iz where ah intended fo' it ta end. Then, uh nigga o' mine made an equally shitposty shitpost on muh motha fuckin shitpost dat made me think: "awww, Bokaza! ah know him, ah wuz in uh group chat wif him uh few years ago an' we's gots along fairly well. Perhaps he'll enjoy uh pimp-tight memejoke from me." Now, ah dig'. "Ryfer!" You might say, continuing on wif tears forming in yo' peeps, "ERP be uh very serious topic an' it's impossible ta joke 'boutit! You might hurt someone's feefees real bad!' an' ah can only say dat you be entirely correct. ah'm uh monster, an' should gots continued joking 'boutmuh motha fuckin AIDS, which slowly continues ta kill me every day. Ha ha just kidding, ah don' gots AIDS. ah meant cancer. ah gots cancer. Wait, nahh, hold on. Says here dat ah be cancer. muh motha fuckin bad.
Anyway, here iz da turning point. ah messaged Bokaza continuing da tone o' da joking post, an' he seemed ta tolerate it up until da middle o' our conversation, where ah continued nonetheless as it wuz really innocent messing 'boutat dat point. Given, ah hadn't expected him ta gots such uh strong reaction at da tyme due ta him knowing who ah wuz some tyme ago (Though he has clearly forgotten by now), as he thought he wuz getting legitimate ERP offers from niggas, mixed wif troll ones. Which iz also fine ass ridiculous. ah don' doubt Bokaza's intelligence, but in uh shit like dis here it iz very hard ta take ERP offers seriously from someone dat speaks "liek dis ey bb ue wan some da ERP from mi?" or just keeps referencing scooby doo. Maybe he's into scooby doo ERP secretly, but ta shock da lot o' you, ah'm certainly not into it - but only cuz he wasn't intersted in solving any mysteries wif me. we's'll never know who haunts da old, decrepit lighthouse now.
Now, dis here iz where muh motha fuckin involvement in teasing Bokaza stopped. muh motha fuckin niggas an' other random niggas continued ta act on they own accord, joking around wif Bokaza under very serious titles such as 'Big Saucy Daddy' an' 'Bangcock', an' one o' deez niggas even go as far as committing da ATROCITY, da absolute DISGUSTING act o' sending uh futanari rat beast dat wuz drawn in ms paint - scarring dis here grown nigga fo' life. ah find dis here utterly revolting, an' feel deeply sorry despite muh motha fuckin lack o' involvement in dis here stage o' da horrible cyberbullying. ah SPIT at da idea o' niggas acting dis here way on muh motha fuckin accord. ah assure you dat ah will put dem through uh several course class on how ta interact wif niggas 'bfoe unlocking they cages ag'in, as ah be da one completely responsible fo' da actions o' several grown niggas an' random niggas on da internet, an' me alone, an' ah see dat now. da punishments will be very strict. ah'm thinkin` 'boutpaddling they bum-bums right away. ah'll gots ta hunt down "Milkie Mommy" an' "King Kong Dong" an' teach dem uh serious lesson in treating niggas wif respect.
However, ah did git involved once mo', an' dis here wuz in da crushing o' Skull's soul. Later in da discord when Bokaza brought our genocide o' his emotions ta da attention o' Skull, Skull snapped at us an' said dat we's wuz "old memes" dat "came back cuz we's feld neglected" an' dat hurt our feelings, too. So, we's lashed out in desperate fury an' made fun o' Skull's spelling error o' "feld", an' almighty 'Mememan' even go as far as taking uh picture o' Skull (From da forums, he didn't #hackscope Skull fo' it) an' wrote da werds n shit "Do you feld it mr. krabs" ova it, an' Skull instantly discord banned me, big daddy, an' big daddy #2 fo' bof it, an' da Bokaza incident. Now, why iz dis here so relevant? cuz dis here entire issue wuz going ta be dropped until Skull wuz personally offended. dere weren't even going ta be discord bans, but afta Skull feld it, ah wuz handed uh permaban uh day later without any sort o' explanation allowed from myself. How SCANDALOUS.
So ends da tale o' muh motha fuckin inhuman actions, ah know dat ah be uh fiend fo' da things ah gots done an' can only hope dat ah will be forgiven - ah will also pray fo' muh motha fuckin niggas, an' hope dat dey may see da light ah gots. Repent, muh motha fuckin brethren. Repent. you be as guilty as ah in dis here horrible act, ah know it may be hard ta come ta terms wif, an' you may not be able ta sleep at night, but all will be well.
dis here brings me ta da second reason involved in da ban: nahh intent ta play normally. Well, ah just gots ta disagree on dat one. da same night dat ah destroyed da hopes an' dreams o' da entire server, ah also played uh couple rounds. One o' dem wuz not serious an' just joking around, but ah'd like ta direct yo' attention ta muh motha fuckin round as 'Chromemouf' da IPC, where ah roleplayed uh perfectly serious character throughout da majority o' uh ninja round, where ah interacted wif da antag an' several members o' da crew up until brothas became vastly inactive an' mastabatin, as dey tend ta do when it climbs up towards da deadhour. If anyone had bothered asking me 'boutdis here reason or even looked into it slightly 'bfoe slapping uh permaban onto me, ah'd say it wouldn't even be dere. But clearly, someone decided dat ah needed ta be gone so badly dat dey couldn't be bothered da tyme o' day ta do dat. Taking da actual process o' banning someone be uh bit difficult when yo' feelings is hurt, so asking someone else who wuz not involved an' will ax nahh questions ta apply da ban iz much mo' simple, even if it goes against da usual an' fair steps o' purging someone's wretched soul from yo' holy grounds.
If you pick up any tones o' passive aggressiveness or sarcasm in dis here appeal, it iz totally not intentional at all. dis here post iz only ta inform da public o' what happened, an' ta clear up any assumptions made o' muh motha fuckin character. Also ta appeal muh motha fuckin ban, as ah clearly do intend ta play normally. Fo' sho' Ya' know what I'm sayin'?