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I don't know what happened here. But I am afraid to ask.

I love how you can just scroll through the names and just see LONG ASS NAME and know before reading it, it's a Diona. Looking at you, Meowy. But really, this thing is amazing, Sierra.

They also have the armor rating of something already dead, if memory serves. They're like a walking wall. Who WOULDN'T want a Diona between them and security's guns? I see nuke op Diona as a tank, taking all the damage for the other team members to get away. Granted, not the only way they could be useful (just having an extra guy to carry stuff out of a heist that doesn't need a spacesuit could help) but Dionaea aren't really at a disadvantage if they don't have a set of armor. Cool idea, but giving it to them might be like them having TWO armor sets.

I remember the day I wrote Kay Lee's flavor text. I was laughing so hysterically because I couldn't wait to see the reactions. They did not disappoint. I remember when I actually played Kay Lee. Wow. Time passes.

I'm 18 and have never driven (nor have desire to drive) a car. I sometimes make inhuman squeals that call a league of fangirls to my house. This happens often when I listen to Welcome to Night Vale. There's a beetle crawling up my uncle's wall RIGHT NOW. I am going to leave it there and just go to bed. Edit: HOLY SHIT IT FELL AND STARTED TO FLY I'M OUT OF HERE

Ten and I are in the same. Exact. Boat. Hi, Ten! We need to do a buddy system thing. Totally. I'm Conspire. I'm 18 going on 19, recently graduated from high school and going to college this fall. I like Dionaea. A lot. But some of you know this already. What you might not know... I do 3d animations now! Mostly using Source Filmmaker because then I don't have to make my own models like I do with Blender. It's hard making models. And it's hard animating. I'm not very good at it. I have a lot of voices in my head. I take on their personas when I act or, in the case here, roleplay. I do very well with fast-paced video games. My hand-eye coordination is generally on-point. I'm asexual. No, I don't reproduce that way. Yes, I've had people ask me that. That's why I don't usually say anything about it. You are all my children. I sometimes wish I could reach through the screen and hug you, you little shits. If you want to know more, you'll have to buy me a drink first. ... Not really. Please don't. It'll make me uncomfortable.

Where the hell has Conspire been? Who even is this Conspire person?What the hell, no one even checks this part of the forum anyway who caaaares? Not being a tree man? Yep. Not glancing at SS13? Yeah. Not even saying "Hey guys, I'm alive!" on the forums? Yessir. But those are all things Conspire has NOT been doing. So the question remains... What the hell has Conspire been doing? Well, my children (and even if you don't know me and I don't know you, you are still my child so don't squirm from my grip, newborn) I shall tell you. On the night of my high school graduation, I got in a car accident. No one was hurt, thankfully, but I... broke. Mentally, you know. It was the night of a major milestone in my life and all I could think during the ceremony was "Hurry this up, I want to get back to my spessmen". So when I was jarred from that mindset afterward, I tried to figure out what the hell I was doing. I was suddenly repulsed by the idea of spending 12-15 hours a day during the summer pretending to be a tree in space when I was 18 years old and supposed to be living my life. So I unplugged my computer and forced myself to be a member of society. I was enrolled in college, for God's sake. Colleges want people that are "out there" and "doing good work" and "well-rounded." So I took up knitting. Yeeeeeeeah. Didn't go well. Took up learning to draw instead. Went a little better. I started to go crazy with different things. Learned card tricks and shit. I just needed something. Most recently I plugged my computer back in and learned 3D graphic computer art and animation. It's lots of fun, but I found myself still lacking. Point, Conspire. Get to it. Right. Everyone agrees, real life before spessmens. Right now, I'm on vacation. Literally. To the place where two convicts escaped from prison (you may have seen that on the news. I could WALK to that prison from my grandfather's backdoor right now if I wanted). Going to be here for two more weeks. But I think perhaps I can rebuild that bridge I burned with SS13 now. Who cares what I do or who I am? I do what I can and I'll run with it. But you'll see me around, kid, real soon. Or maybe I'll see you.

There is a computer inside the wall Skull's note: This is meant to be. It may need a custom sprite, though.

~@CrouchingTigerHiddenLiiar~ This site seems popular with my new coworkers. Hello coworkers! #Aurora #Newbie Melshki Liiar

N-N-N-NECROMANCY That thought of "pls stop leaving my babies" floated through my head. I'm starting to experience empty nest syndrome and ya'll aren't even my kids.

Heyo! Indictmentt was brought to my attention via his own ahelp when he asked why he was bucklecuffed and stripped of his headset. Turns out he stabbed a person in the eyes with a screwdriver and yelled slurs at security. In my view, stripping him of his headset was definitely the right preventative call (I don't much care for slurs). So I focused instead on why he decided to stab someone in the eyes in the first place. It was supposedly to stop him from being repeatedly tabled by the person after having thrown a toolbox at them. I considered the incident a wash and thought it to be handled ICly. I believe it was then that had to sleep. So I didn't get the incidents with the stealing things or breaking into places. I would like to hear Indictmentt's explanation on those matters. Since he wasn't an antag, minor crimes are consider alright to me. Going beyond that should have a really good explanation.

Hm. Looks like this belongs here. We love you, too.

But I've also begun a house. Thing. Maybe. I don't know. I've already died once. I'm a Minecraft noob don't judge me.

BYOND Key: Conspire2Ignite Character Names: Kay Lee, Into the Eternal Void, Silent Bee Crushed in Hand, Flames Licking Wooden Tile, Crop Circles Drawn in Dust, Witcher, Taste of Flowing Tears (+Emily, +Chaucer, +Percy) How long have you been playing on Aurora: Since October 2014 Species you are applying to play: Skrell What color do you plan on making your first alien character (Dionaea & IPCs exempt): Mindfuck yellow I hate this question. I honestly have no idea what would look good or would fit . All I know for certain is that it will be a “cool” color, not a “warm” one. Have you read our lore section's page on this species?: Yessir Please provide well articulated answers to the following questions in a paragraph format. One paragraph minimum per question Why do you wish to play this specific race: Skrell go squish. It makes me smile like an idiot. In all seriousness, I got a character idea and I wanted to run with it. It's rather like running with scissors, but ten times more fun and with a slightly greater chance to stab yourself or others in the eye. I always smile whenever there's a Skrell aboard, so why not bring more on? Better, in a position where they can interact with crew and give them opportunities to form beliefs, good or bad, about a race not usually very social. Identify what makes role-playing this species different than role-playing a Human: Humans can show their emotions freely with actions, words, and tone. If they're pissed off, they make sure you know it. Skrell aren't so easy. I imagine them as being the most subtle with their words. Sarcasm without sounding sarcastic, the driest humor there is, that sort of thing. I'd love to be able to emulate that, but it's difficult. I'm not sure I'll be able to live up to my imagination. I'm going to try anyway because screw negativity, I can do whatever I want. Character Name: Melshki Liiar Please provide a short backstory for this character, approximately 2 paragraphs “Melshki, what are you eating?” “Ice cream. Softly served. It is very soft, as the name implies.” “Why are you eating that human food?” “I am celebrating. I am quitting my job.” “I do not understand. You have a good job. Why are you quitting?” “I am getting a new job. It will be aboard the NSS Aurora as a Quartermaster.” “Melshki, you are destined for great things. I have always said this. Why do you choose to lower yourself?” “The Aurora is beautiful. It is far different from the Amundsen. I do not wish to be the big fish in a little pond. I would rather be a small fish in a big pond and have the room to grow to be a big fish in a big pond.” “I understand. May I be so hopeful as to assume you aim to be captain of this Aurora?” “That is very amusing Larikin, but no. I do paperwork for a living. I do not find myself straying far from this path.” “Whatever finds you peace, Melshki. Even if it involves pushing around large crates for humans that do not understand you.” “Nonsense. I will have other humans do the crate-pushing.” “You amuse me to no end. I congratulate you on your achievements. May I have some softly served ice creams, too?” “Shay ih in Bashick.” “May I hafe shome shofly sherfed—I greatly dislike Basic. And you enjoy torturing me.” “I have no idea what you mean.” What do you like about this character? I like the potential to grow. Usually my Dionaea are the way they are because they're meant to be tools to amuse and relax people, show them that roleplaying spess work doesn't have to be srs bsns all the time. My Dionaea tend not to evolve much beyond who they already are. I'd like Melshki to change. To learn. To live this one wild and crazy life (until being killed and inevitably cloned). How would you rate your role-playing ability? I manage well enough, I think. Notes: KNOWING THE NAMES OF OTHER NANOTRASEN VESSELS IN THE LORE OUT OF BEING AN UBERNERD The weather is awful outside. I blame that for the very unseriousness of this application. No, I'm not drunk. And no, I didn't proofread. #Rebel #APEnglishWhat?