TechnoKat

I started handing out energy carbines when Ezra stated that someone was being shot. I believe the chief engineer, at command channel I believe(or common).

I was playing as Kaipov during the round, yeah, it was just a basic "get in and shoot some fucks up, leave no evidence with nuke", but I've seen MANY ways they were able to subdue us with non-lethals, MANY ways to get hostages.

you can have soap and a toolbox instead. maybe another toolbox as well.

so they're basically chinese people paid to monitor posts They aren't people. or are they?

Reporting Personnel: Victor Kaipov Rank of Reporting Personnel: Security Officer Personnel Involved: Victor Kaipov(myself), Charlie Dove(Reported Personnel), Rhyan Moore(Witness, Detective) Time of Incident: Station Time: 13:00-13:20 Location of Incident: Brig Lobby. Nature of Incident: []Workplace Hazard []Accident/Injury []Destruction of Property [x]Neglect of Duty []Harassment []Assault [x]Misconduct [x]Other EXCEEDING OFFICIAL POWERS. Overview of the Incident: The shift was going all well after I had gotten off from Chapel and went to get upgrades from Research, before a certain item was announced that it was needed to have paperwork filled in. So I took it, filled it in and needed a command stamp. As I've went to find the only command staff, Charlie Dove, she's been rather passive aggressive with me, respectfully telling me to "fuck off" in her words. In exchange, I pettily insulted her and she went off by saying "YOU'RE TERMINATED, GIVE ME YOUR ID", whilst I told a couple of security staff to hold me for sentence of insulting an officer. She went off to even try and send a fax to Central Command, unknown what was written, also taking over Acting Captain's title without warning Security and using it to attempt to terminate me for personal reasons as me and her had in the past. All I wish is that Charlie Dove will be terminated from any command post, since she does not know how to handle personal issues and work issues. It's almost to say she's still a child. Did you report it to a Head of Staff or IAA? If so, who?: I have reported it to the Artificial Intelligence which sent a fax to Central Command about this. Additional notes: None.

so they're basically chinese people paid to monitor posts

What about mechs like Gygax, Durand? They've been made during obvious nuclear rounds with no paperwork or permission at all, or even seeing the operatives. I'm tired of seeing a validhunting lesbian research director always taking security issues and ignoring the cons of his actions.

What you're basically telling me is that mary sue roleplay>creating conflicts for antag to DO SOMETHING whilst not forgetting to roleplay(I've been playing along with the wizard well). You didn't even give a shit to take a look at what's going down, what kept blowing up and why the fuck are there some weird aliens being harvested in chef's kitchen as well. Station was an awful fuck of a place with hull breaches around and zero fucking power everywhere. It was a WIZARD round, an ANTAGONIST round, if you want a silly round of DnD or whatever, why don't you vote for extended instead. Also, the commanding part? "Fuck you" to the face most of times wasn't really a command order.

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just shitpost anything funny you can find.

can we remove this thread. god awful to watch it still active and cringy a bit.

I'm more interested how much damage it'll do. If nearly as much as fire axe, yes please, add it.

yfucking what m8

Victor Kaipov It's Up To You-When usually stuff goes down, it sometimes feels like he's the one supposed to fix this. Outranking Your Job- Many times has it happened, Kaipov usually takes up control regardless of rank in security when there's large threats(not really caring about incompetent command staff). Unless there's weird snowflakes being ordered to command something, that do questionable things. Zen Survivor- Couldn't find a better one to detail, but most of it seems correct, not all though.

REPLY: The crew onboard hates me already as I am. I'm not prepared to get that "chip" on my head.

I have no idea if it's possible. I was thinking about Combine Union Overwatch of Half-Life 2, where captured humans were made into even more stronger, controllable brainwashed troops. What this engineering should do is take a look on how humans can quickly regenerate anything like blood-loss or so, making the human body more synthetic, technologically advanced, methodical and systematical. Basically, a superhuman in all ways. Of course, they'll have problems with being shot at, being near death and so on, but the research team, (doing the bio-engineering work), would setup special healing stations for them, that has to be replaced with a battery each time it's depleted. (heehey, maybe even add an antag option to brainwash people and control them.) There should be at least some sort of implantation available to regular humans to use these "healing points", those who do not have it, won't work for them. But this research should take hour long. It's nothing like genetics have to offer, this is technology+biology. ((i mean, come on, our spessmen live in 2457.))

Okay, here's how it went on my side: Round start, gearing up as usual and semi-AFKing by lobby until something happened, that is, when the wizard showed up and started firing his staff a couple of times also a couple of explosions were heard, which I took as emitter firing(for the staff part). Okay, weird stuff happened, then, someone by the name of Khorne the Red announced himself through public channel, I dismiss it as a random crewmember playing around, until I see him running with a ritual knife, then straightly disappearing. I contact Charlie Dove to head to bridge ASAP as I've seen something move and went to investigate, seemed everything's still there, but the intruder kept playing around. Dove stops me in the bridge's meeting room, talking to Kaipov about "issues" lately, whilst some fucker is playing around(the wizard), I grabbed her and threw over to the door to open it, then leave. As we left, I've found the guy in red robes and told him to stop, then Dove came up immediately and started blabbing something, the wizard then teleported out, just vanished. I tell Dove to head to bridge numerous times but all I could get from her was "fuck off" and "he vanished, whatever" then left with her 9001st boyfriend Jack Thomas(hah). So that's when I ahelped if I can send a fax through bridge by entering in and got a yes. I've done so. This is the whole time I thought "no, this is wrong on how she's acting, I'll take this threat over to myself and see what's what." After the fax got sent, the wizard pops a lung(probably fireballed himself), immediately gets to medical and they patch it up. Sent him to interrogation(without cuffs, or anything) and let him sit by. So, I ran back to the brig after putting my EVA suit back from all the faxing, until he decides to show some magic, which I played along as well. Horseman curse, the staff of change, etc. and made Pun Pun a braindead alien hunter, after that I told Dove to get him a guest pass and go ahead and take over, but then again, decided to find a moment to talk about issues Kaipov and her has and had. The wizard came over and stole her ID, I was looking around before heading to the bridge, where he again, fireballed himself and lost her ID attempting to get a guest pass. This was NOT okay. It was hour and a half in the round by now, the ENTIRE station was COMPLETELY dark, no power coming from anywhere, solars were doing fuck awful job. Until then, I've seen couple of larvae's and more aliens(sentinels, hunters, whatever) show up, which got me pandering for twenty minutes to call the shuttle or not at two hour mark. As it reached, I decided it would do best, because the round was a complete mess and I'm sorry Thundy, you didn't do a lot to help and try fixing several issues rising from each department, nor' did you care that a couple of stuff were taken out from captains office. It was all about the "lets play some games hihi" stuff. You just instantly reacted when I called the shuttle, even by then, you wouldn't be able to even recall it. Real reasons for shuttle calling was that station was damaged to hull breaches, with no engineers around to fix it(especially bridge hallway), the intruder capable of being friendly, but god-fucking awfully stupid fireballing most of times accidently(which was fun) and having serious powers, whilst I was the only officer around and the fact that station went to complete darkness, all the power ran out and it was useless to stay in this awful place.

Victor Kaipov is between 5/6. I don't think you can go any higher, unless you're a mech-pilot, sniper, policeman, leading ERT trooper, Sol Navy commander, researcher, field surgeon all together.

Actually, it'd be better if it was made for telescience to find it anyways, the cultist hangout, cult round or not, just leave the entire place look like hell.

Basically, taking a couple of ideas from Doom 3. Cult rounds are really boring and not many good ones pass through. However, we can fix this. Introducing, Hell version two(aka Nar'sies lair.) Each cult round there should be an automatically placed rune, teleport rune, leading you to this hellish place for safety, or whatever, also should be breathable tho. (preferable the third letter for teleport would be hell.) I'm suggesting to make a map layout, whatever you call it, make it look hell-ish and gory enough to make people spooped. Maybe, just maybe add extra shells when teleported there, for extra constructs. Also, I'd love another map just like this, but made for telescience to find it, put up a bunch of dead burning bodies there and some blades or whatever, for research. Any thoughts? Maybe other suggestions?

yes halal is good for meat my brother ahmed.

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "Fuck you, you black armor wearing douche." STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.

this.