ToriBash

[SkullZMagic]

Ah, the wonders of Toribash. The game where you can kick someone's head off in 3 swift movements. If you know how to.

Toribash is a fighting simulator game. It recreates the human body and makes you use it to try and deal the most damage to your opponent. Sounds easy, huh?

It's not.

You see, people are fully comfortable with controlling their own body, but when it comes to a simulator they have no idea how to use it. I was like that myself until I figured out what joint does what. So basically, if you want to R.E.K people, this is the game for you, but make sure you know what each body part does before trying to perform an awesome move like the Three-Piece-Tear...

[Rusty Shackleford]

But what if I can't even control my body in real life

 

[Mr. Majestic]

Rusty.. That gif is so painful I can feel it in my very being...

[Valkrae]

That gif was me the first time I tried playing Toribash.

[K0NFL1QT]

I had immense fun playing this for a few days, but I just couldn't follow through to mastering it. Some of the videos are hella impressive though.

[Valkrae]

We should play it one day. It would be major fun.

[K0NFL1QT]

I figured out how to get a quick rising knee thrust to the gut and land safely, right at the start. That put most noobs into a flail to avoid the floor.

[Valkrae]

I learned this really cool jumping, decapitation move.

I win almost every match against nubs.

[Guest]

You got me into playing it again.

Time to remove all limbs

[Valkrae]

We should all play together one day.

[Jennalele]

This is what happened when I finally figured out how to play. Sorta. The victim: Niloc692, a friend off a different game.

"This is my head. There are many like it, but this head is mine."

[Valkrae]

Tell Niloc that I'm coming after him next. If he doesn't know, just say [REDACTED]