canon35 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Canon rapidly heals from Lemon's shots and raises to the very top of Hell, growing into a giant. "YES I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKER" he bellows as he turns into his true form of Khorne. Quote Link to comment
Hackie Posted March 27, 2015 Author Share Posted March 27, 2015 Lemon's body begins shift, warp, and change. He slowly transforms into... Clint Eastwood. It is the second coming of the messiah. Dear god help us now. Quote Link to comment
BadLemonsXI Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 *Face's off to the hive.* “Smith & Wesson and me. Go ahead make my day”. Quote Link to comment
canon35 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 With a mighty roar, Khorne!Canon slams his fist into the face of Clint!Lemon. Quote Link to comment
hivefleetchicken Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 HIVE GETS JEALOUS OF CANON GETTING TO BE KHORNE AND QUITS THE THREAD *poof* HE THEN COMES BACK AS *GASP* HIMSELF, MID-FALL ONTO LEMON, AND BASHES THAT COWBOY'S SHITFUCKSTICKERINOHEAD WITH AN AXE, BEFORE LEAPING ON CANON AND POWERGAMING THE SHIT OUT OF CANON'S KHORNEFLAKE-BITCH-ASS-WGOIAIOGAOPIAOIA-DICK, GIVING HIS WHOLE PHALLUS A 5 FOOT CIRCUMCISION THAT EXTENDS OUT THE LENGTH OF HIS ASS AND OUT OF THE MATERIAL UNIVERSE WITH HIS HAMMER. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLOODFORTHEBLOODGODSKULLSFORTHESKULLTHRONELETTHEGALAXYBUUUUUUUUUUUURNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Quote Link to comment
BadLemonsXI Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 “It’s a hell of a thing, killin’ a man. You take away everything he’s got, and all he’s ever gonna have.” **Clint!Lemon Quotes in his never tone changing emotionless Clint Eastwood voice as he fly's through the air after KhorneFlakes hit.** ((My god Hive you ninja'd me. . .Its a rare thing on a form that only gets posts every 30min's. ) Also you know what ninja'd means right?) Quote Link to comment
hivefleetchicken Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 HIVE THEN BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL AS HE STARES AT LEMON. "HELL MOTHERFUCKING YES I KNOW WHAT NINJAGAYING IS IM HIVE DAMN IT." "OOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" Quote Link to comment
canon35 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Khorne!Canon reveals his true form of Morgan Freeman and cures Hive and Lemon of their bloodlust "Calm yourselves, my children.". Quote Link to comment
Hackie Posted March 29, 2015 Author Share Posted March 29, 2015 Canon's stupid transformation fails, and he becomes the literal epitome of evil... Jar-Jar Binks. Quote Link to comment
canon35 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 "MESA GONNA FUK YOU UPSAH!" Jar-Jar!Canon reveals his duel bolters and fires them at Hive Quote Link to comment
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