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Another year draws to a close, and a new one is about to begin. People are going to party, make resolutions, and get drunk off their ass. Why not share the details of your new year festivities and resolutions here?


For example, I plan to go to a firing range with a couple of buddies, fire off a few hundred rounds, and then explode a hundred dollars' worth of fireworks. If there's something we 'Muricans like more than shooting guns, it's blowing shit up.

 

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Oh, and don't forget about drinking enough wine to put you into a coma.


That's always fun.

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I got drunk and tossed a freezer into a bonfire.

Then a thirteen year old girl started hitting on me and I told her I'd meet her the same place tomorrow and never went.

Why?

Because it was a thirteen year old girl.


Pretty typical weekend, actually.

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