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[Accepted]BotanistPower's Unban Request, or, a Humble Serf Offers His Life Unto You


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BYOND Key: BotanistPower

Total Ban Length: Until the end of time!

Banning staff member's Key: It is uncertain at this hour.

Reason of Ban: Having two "stealth" nuke ops arrested. Also, there was something involving "kois." I have no idea what a koi is, and I hope I never do, because they're allegedly one of the most dangerous things in the known universe. The ban (for seven days at first) was extended to being until appeal (i.e, permanent) after my original ban appeal was made, which referenced serfs. I fully fess up to the fact that I was on meth (in a sense) when I wrote that. I hope and pray, in my heart of hearts, that the title of this thread does not warrant an immediate denial. It is a joke.

Reason for Appeal: The original ban would have expired many times over at this point. I'm not going to call the extension into question, but I will state that I will never again post in my own thread over ten times while referring to myself as a "serf," "pilgrime," and "knave." Take pity on me. All I want is to play some SS13. Owing to the circumstances, I sincerely hope I don't have to add all the exact details. It's been several months.


BIG EDIT FOR A BIG BOY: Checked around. Been banned since March the 13th.

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I also want to request a Discord unban. I'm banned from there, and I can't remember why, probably because I was sleep deprived.

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Sorry man, i totally forgot about this appeal due to a new WoW expansion. 100% my fault. Anyways from pretty much every interaction i have had with you it seems like you either have no respect for conducting yourself reasonably here or that you're just trying to upset people. I mean im not trying to imply you need to bow your head and recognize the SUPREME authority here. That would be absurd. All i really expect is that you're a reasonable human being who isnt trying to upset people.


https://forums.aurorastation.org/viewtopic.php?f=42&t=10601



This is your last appeal and the issues i have outlined in this post are pretty apparent in this thread. What do you think is the takeaway from all of this?

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I sincerely don't know how anything I've written in this thread could upset anyone. It could potentially be that it's somewhat self-aware of the silly (on my part) reason my 7 day vacation was extended to a permanent relocation. If that is the case, I apologize. My intent was never to upset. In fact, quite the obvious: it was to amuse.


My take away is that ban appeals are serious business. Please unban me.

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