Pickup Lines

[Hackie]

What's this about?

Give me pickup lines. Pickup lines are amazing fun clever things that are awesome to get involved in, I love them. They're all cheesy and funny, and despite their name, they're just big jokes. So, please, send me your best, most clever pickup lines, these can range from any topic and kudos to you if it's Space Station thirteen related.

Rules

Gonna give ya some ground rules first, because some pickup lines can be really bad and aren't very fun.

1. Keep it clean

2. Keep it clever

Examples

Are you a triangle? Because you're a cutie.

Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you

[hivefleetchicken]

Hey baby, are you kids hot?

Gets 'em every time.

[Jboy2000000]

I present to you, a modified list of LCS pick-up lines, some removed to keep to the rules, sorry if I missed one or two that should be removed.

 

"Hey baby, you’re kinda ugly. I like that."

"I lost my phone number. Could I have yours?"

"I know I’ve seen you on the back of a milk carton, cuz you’ve been missing from my life."

"You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me."

"You don’t sweat much for a fat chick."

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!"

"What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?"

"Do you have stars on your panties? Your ass is outta this world!"

"Those pants would look great on the floor of my bedroom."

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

"Are you tired? You’ve been running around in my thoughts all day."

"If I could change the alphabet baby, I would put the U and I together!"

"Your lips look sweet. Can I taste them?"

"Your sexuality makes me nervous and this frustrates me."

"Hey pop tart, fancy coming in my toaster of love?"

"Wanna play army? You lie down and I’ll blow you away."

"Can I lick your forehead?"

"What’s your sign?"

"Do you work for the post office? "Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package."

"I’m not the most attractive person in here, but I’m the only one talking to you."

"Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"

"I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

"Stand still so I can pick you up!"

"Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you’ve got a nice set of buns."

"If you were a laser, you’d be set on ‘stunning’."

"Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I’d love to tap that ass."

"If I could be anything, I’d love to be your bathwater."

"Stop, drop and roll, baby. You are on fire."

"Do you want to see something swell?"

"Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?"

"Say, did we go to different schools together?"

"You smell… Let’s go take a shower."

[incognitojesus]

r u from china cuz im china get da fuck away from u

[Farcry11]

r u from china cuz im china get da fuck away from u

 

oooo gurl u so rachet

On a related note:

"Hey, are you basic? Because I don't want someone complex."

[Valkrae]

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?

"When you fell off that building and had to get facial reconstruction surgery."

[Guest]

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

[Rechkalov]

"If you were a tree, you would be a nice one."

[SierraKomodo]

Were I unwed, I would bed you in a manly fashion.

... Cause you're pretty.

[Rechkalov]

Were I unwed, I would bed you in a manly fashion.

... Cause you're pretty.