Conspire2Ignite Posted March 14, 2015 Posted March 14, 2015 I like the idea of counting the plasma. Maybe number of plasma wafers processed. Perhaps: Percent of station destroyed (this probably wouldn't include the toxins test area, if implemented)? Total Crew (including those that arrived and cyro'd)? Total cases of SSD (abandon all hope ye potatonetters)? Amount of alcohol consumed? Number of cigarettes/cigars smoked? Amount of spaceacillin used?
Blue Posted March 15, 2015 Author Posted March 15, 2015 Number of infections contracted. Number of hands washed.
mrimatool Posted March 15, 2015 Posted March 15, 2015 Even if we do serious statistics, I think we should make the statement goofy. I.e - "21 scum put to justice by the boys in blu- uh red" when talking about arrests
Blue Posted March 15, 2015 Author Posted March 15, 2015 # of observers too afraid to join nuke Bonus points if you include how many of them voted extended.
LordFowl Posted March 15, 2015 Posted March 15, 2015 Account with most money/account with least money. Number of people gibbed. Number of clones.
Conservatron Posted March 15, 2015 Posted March 15, 2015 number of items cleaned number of bloody footprints number of people slipped on wet floors (might encourage janitor grief on public workweek though)
BadLemonsXI Posted March 15, 2015 Posted March 15, 2015 How much money NT spent on wages. And if you's can find a way: How much money NT make. If the first is higher them the second. We Fucked Up!
SierraKomodo Posted March 16, 2015 Posted March 16, 2015 Character specific stuff: Number of times Nasir was arrested Number of times Aaron said Damn (Damn Aaron Hawkins damn said damn XX damn times, son) Number of times Karima didn't do it Number of times Ziva threatened to space someone Number of times Omnir WOOWEE'd
Jamini Posted March 16, 2015 Posted March 16, 2015 I can't personally support character-specific stuff. Seems too snowflakey for coded statistics. Department-wise however. Security: Number of Arrests Beepsky has made Number of Arrest Warrants set Doors Dusted, Fibers gathered, and Fingerprints scanned. Minutes of Recordings made. Incident Reports printed Number of shots fired by Ana Science: Number of Slime Species Percentage of the bomb test area remaining Total Research level Number of Mechs/Borgs/AI's built. Number of protohumans made. How many times Travis has hit on Tajaran crew Medical: Number of Successful Surgeries Number of Deceased Crew-Members Number of Cloned Crew-Members Number of Different Chemicals in the Fridge Minutes spend in psychology by the crew. Number of Lesbians in Medbay Engineering: Minutes Until the singularity first reached stage 3 Percentage of the station left intact Percentage of power in the station. Distribution Pressure Number of mangled gloves Supply: Points left out of maximum possible. Ore Processed Plasma sent to central Service: Percentage of the crew hungry at the end of the round. Number of extremely drunk crew-members during the shift Largest number of people in the chapel at one time. Number of Newscaster stories published. Number of innuendos Rei makes in a shift
Blue Posted March 16, 2015 Author Posted March 16, 2015 Also, award a "Biggest Junkie" award. Whoever drank the most total units of alcohol and did the most drugs gets their name in bold with the amount of each substance they ingested by their name.
mrimatool Posted March 19, 2015 Posted March 19, 2015 We need them to be goofier! Someone take all of Jamini's ideas and make them into goofy variants with the same purpose!
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