Jboy2000000 Posted July 13, 2015 Posted July 13, 2015 Thats right. Im opening Pandora's Box. I want you people to come with the worst puns you can POSSIBLY think of. Beware all who enter, the pun thread.
TechnoKat Posted July 13, 2015 Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Mike Hunt, professional cock hunter. keep repeating mike hunt in your mind Edited October 20, 2015 by Guest
Jakers457 Posted July 13, 2015 Posted July 13, 2015 Opening Pundora's box are we? Well I know some eggcellent yolks I can crack. So mousey on over here for some cheesy ones. I won't trout around the bush for the halibut. Anyways why didn't the bartender serve the ghost busters? He didn't sell spirits.
Guest Menown Posted July 13, 2015 Posted July 13, 2015 I'd make a rape joke, but all of the ones I can think of are really forced.
TechnoKat Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 What do you do when a girl is choking? i back away a few inches. oh hey i bumped an old thread.
Jboy2000000 Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 PunkingSlice. Now, sir, YOU are a pun.
Guest Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 For whatever reason, the science excavation suits hide xenotails. As an unathi nuclear operative, my combat suit got shot the fuck up and I didn't have any metal to repair it. Broke into the science outpost, decided "Hey, let's use this to our advantage until we can get ahold of some metal to fix my old suit"! So I edited my ID to "Hugh Mann (Scientist)". Walked through a crowd of miners and actual scientists. I thought I was really clever.
Wilson8855 Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 I did a ton of work, a skeleton Skeletons make some pretty humerus jokes. A popular band among skeletons is the rolling bones A popular pick-up line among skeletons is "Do you want so see my bone-er?"
hivefleetchicken Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Those puns are terrible, wilson. Learn to put more backbone into them.
Demonofthefall Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 For 125 minutes of horrible puns watch Batman & Robin, yes the movie that almost killed off Batman by giving him rubber nipples.
Guest Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Moom241I miss you so much Leaf me alone. I don't make puns anymore, I'm all dried out. In the end, my bark was worse than my bite anyways.
Jboy2000000 Posted October 25, 2015 Author Posted October 25, 2015 If you want to be left alone, why don't you go cry to Moomy
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