hivefleetchicken Posted July 19, 2015 Posted July 19, 2015 (edited) In an extended round on Sunday, July 18th, Joey Mortadeliano arrived on the station to see one purpose: beat every possible challenger in the ring. The crew decided to begin playing piano to lag out Hive so that he couldn't fight as well. It was futile against Joey's flaming fists. He has since been challenged by 18 opponents: Sslazhir Yinzr - Alberyk. Azeazekal Karnaikai - Canon35. Jade Rathel - VoltageHero. Safiya Isra - XXTheFurryXx. Juan Signato - Outboardniform. Vistha-Kai Galssius - Kingmatt9. Floyd Pointdexter - Unknown. Alexander Sheppard - Lord Lag. Darko Teodor - Cobracoco007. Flint Mahnke - BeeGee0904. Will Nexus - Gigaman18. Akaik Siegrist - Ryan Falco. Malik Woodward - Spacevoidagent Teah Tarena - DreathLord Joey's Father - Unknown Jamison Stamos - Mirkoloio Jester Stamos - XanderDox Terrell Lacon - Schubie Each of them was felled by Joey's insane boxing skills. Joey Mortadeliano is king of the fucking ring, and none can oppose him. End of story. Edited August 13, 2015 by Guest
spacevoidagent Posted July 19, 2015 Posted July 19, 2015 I can win. Face me, Brayden Striker in the ring. Your fists will not hurt me. And your face shall make a fine punching bag.
canon35 Posted July 19, 2015 Posted July 19, 2015 The King of the Ring and Karnaikai The Bacon King are BFFs. Totes canon.
hivefleetchicken Posted July 19, 2015 Author Posted July 19, 2015 Akiak Siegiest challenges you in the RING! And he falls just as quickly.
Conservatron Posted July 20, 2015 Posted July 20, 2015 i never like boxing because of how rng the whole fighting is. especially if the opponent uses disarm intent
hivefleetchicken Posted July 20, 2015 Author Posted July 20, 2015 i never like boxing because of how rng the whole fighting is. especially if the opponent uses disarm intent If you're boxing with boxing gloves on, intent doesn't matter, it all counts as hits. And in the ring, if an opponent gets weakened, you wait for them to get up before continuing. So it's pretty much down to hits and misses, really.
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