Warble Enquirer

[Caelphon]

         

Possible Origin for the Dionae

 

Editors note: Translated to Basic.

 

Dionae were previously thought to not have an origin, however, recent archaeological findings point to the contrary. Skrell Archaeobotanists, for the last twenty years, have been studying the celestial bodies within the a region called 'The Clash'.

Epsilon Ursae Minoris, by the JVSS Qu'Rii, is one of these such planets. Epsilon Ursae Minoris (EUM) hosted over a thousand Dionae, which had pooled together to create a makeshift communications tower that lured the Skrellian Explorers down. It was when Captain Weirun Tup disappeared, but more likely to have been assimilated by these peaceful giants, that further studying of the region began. 

Skrell Archaeobotanists spread out from Epsilon Ursae Minoris (EUM) specifically towards the more untouched regions of the Orion Spur, and it was here that the numerous findings over the last two decades have finally been exposed. Further out the region, there are star-systems littered, including those that harbour planets capable of supporting the xenoflora found on Epsilon Ursae Minoris as well as similar ones found in the region. 

There are currently six different star-systems that each have been identified to have had Dionae at one stage in their lifespans, DA 5511 (Tiigeda), DA 6674 (Uros), MD 66311 (Werlit), DA 1123 (Liaackfa), MD 77854 (Exhoex) and HR 44217 (Xardenu). These star systems are noted to be abnormally bright and radioactive. There have been a total of one-hundred-and-thirty fossilized nymphs found across these systems, each dating back to over a thousand years ago. It is currently unknown whether these nymphs would have had a society similar to that of what was found on Epsilon Ursae Minoris (EUM) or rather an entirely unique one. 

Each system appears to be in a similar period of their lifespan, and are expected to go supernova within a couple hundred years of one another. Experts suspect that this is what drew the Dionae Cetus (possibly Titan) to the region, and possibly solidifies the fact many of the Dionae found within this section of the Orion Spur share a common cluster origin. 

Dionae would have lived life with many of their basic needs fulfilled being soaked in cosmic radiation, as well as the extreme brightness of the Stars. Many Skrell Archaeobotanists have begun to theorise that the region, at one stage, would have been one of the brightest segments in this section of the Orion Spur thus luring the Diona Cetus, or Titan.

Some speculate that Dionae may have been designed by a precursor civilization to assist in terraforming efforts, but many find this theory lacking in any factual evidence, more so outright claiming it to be conjecture. Others wait in anticipation for more data to be revealed on the findings, which would give us a glance into the past of the Dionae found in 'The Clash'.

Edited May 22, 2020 by Caelphon

[Caelphon]

    

TZQUL CHALLENGE DELAYED!

14/12/2462

Editors Note: Translated to Basic

QERRBALAK - Grand Councillor Weishbi Jurgl has announced the delay of the Tzqul Challenge - a frighting confirmation of theories emerging after the Grand Councillor was supposedly tied up in meetings with the greatest minds across the Nralakk Federation for over a week - seemingly gathering additional information before their eventual decision earlier today. 

“I am saddened to announce the decision to delay the Tzqul Challenge; an event that has become a welcomed tradition for all Skrell, however, unforeseen circumstances that occurred a mere twelve months ago has left it vulnerable, and has prompted this decision so that the Nralakk Federation Security Forces can continue investigating the situation surrounding the Tzqul Archives.” 

A melancholic reminder of the events that unfolded nearly a year ago - still close to the hearts of all Skrell, who mourn for the possible loss of the Tzqul Archives; where weeks prior to the announcement today, Skrell across the Federation have travelled to join the memorial hosted in Ploat’nil. Despite early intervention by the Nralakk Federation Security Forces, it is still unknown whether the Tzqul Archives can be recovered. 

The Grand Councillor has announced that the Grand Council will assemble to confirm the date of rescheduling. The date is expected to be established in the coming days, leaving all on the edge of their seats. We will continue wait in anticipation, and update those that are tuned into this developing story. 

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

    

TZQUL CHALLENGE DELAYED INDEFINITELY

16/12/2462

Editors Note: Translated to Basic

QERRBALAK - Speaking in Ploat'nil, Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl announced this morning the indefinite delay of the Tzqul Challenge and lamented "the tragic situation for our arts, history and identity" due to last year's events - a bitter, painful admission of the harm done to hundreds of ambitious Skrell young and old, and their efforts to restore a part of the Federation's lost past. During the Grand Councillor's broadcast, Weashbi made public the Council's future projection for the Challenge.

“My fellow Citizens, it is with a heavy heart that I confirm the indefinite delay of the Tzqul Challenge until the investigation has been considered closed by our enforcement officers. The Grand Council has also agreed to increase the Security Detail surrounding the Tzqul Archives to avert any unauthorized access.” 

Sources confirm heightened amounts of peace officers have been put in place around Ploat'nil, a sign of relief for many of the citizens attending the event to both celebrate their proud history and grieve another year of its brutal mangling by Glorsh-Omega not yet reversing. Hundreds flock with their Quya heirlooms, compositions, lights and projectors to the city in a touching image of Skrell unity and perseverance in these trying times, and of hope for a better future.

“I understand the reasoning for the decision, but it just adds to our worst nightmare; that we will never unlock the history hidden away within the Archives,” said Zrora Oqea, a Skrell attending the Ploat’nil Memorial. 

Various reporting teams will be making their way to the city in order to interview the thousands gathered and learn what today's events mean for Skrell society across the stars. Ink-eyed spectators publicly lament this new challenge to the Federation, another heavyweight to bear for all of us; our citizens longer wait in anticipation, but in hope that this sorrow will pass.

Edited January 3, 2021 by Caelphon

[Caelphon]

TRIPLETS; A SLAQ-QOG MIRACLE

29/12/2462

Editors Note: Translated to Basic

QERRBALAK - In over three centuries, triplets have been considered a statistical improbability but not for this Quya! Jalhu Calq, and their Quya, signed onto an experimental fertility treatment that supposedly was meant to double their chances of producing a fertile egg - but instead were welcomed with three fertilized eggs! 

Shortly after their conception, the eggs were whisked away to be monitored at all times. Over the last six or so months, they have been tended by various geneticists and obstetricians in hopes of allowing the eggs to develop to full-term. Continuously pumped with prenatal vitamins, along with various other nutrients required for healthy offspring, have allowed the first set of triplets to be born in over three centuries in the early hours of this morning. 

“I couldn’t believe it when they said that they all hatched this morning - three of them! They’re our little miracles, and we’re so glad the stars aligned and allowed our Quya to experience such joy in these times,” said Uliqo Calq’Xri, a member of Jalhu’s Quya.

Whilst no longer in a volatile state, the triplets are still being monitored to ensure their health and safety - mostly due to their conception with the help of an experimental fertility treatment, and ensuring that the experimental treatment will be successful in other Quya. Those at the Warble Enquirer wish the triplets luck on their journey, and may the stars continue aligning for them.

Edited January 3, 2021 by Caelphon

[Caelphon]

 

 REPRESENTATIVES FLOCK TO ADHOMAI

03/01/2463

Editors Note: Translated to Basic

QERRBAKAL - The unveiling of the fledgeling nuclear programme by the Democratic Peoples Republic of Adhomai on Gakal’zaal has lead to dozens of Representatives to request transfers to the nations nestled within the Badlands of the Orion Spur in hopes of reminding the species of the spirit of the armistice that was signed not long ago.

“The destruction, and subsequently carnage, that occurred after the deployment of a nuclear armament within the Rhazkjara Mountains is surely a good indication of the blight that will plague Adhomai should additional nuclear weapons be deployed. It should be obvious that the obliteration of Moghes is an unfortunate example of what can occur should nuclear programmes continue unrestricted,” said Representative B’nuqi Valzoq - A Skrell who has maintained Adhomai as their Entity of Interest since the species discovery forty-six years ago. 

Those transferring to Adhomai have begun to be debriefed, and will soon commence working alongside their peers in drafting a Nuclear Armament Non-Proliferation Treaty that has the primary aim of achieving nuclear disarmament. Numerous Representatives have stated that despite the tension, they are hopeful that the Tajara will make concessions and sign the agreement to prevent the possible annihilation of their species. 

B’nuqi stated, “A Nuclear Armament Non-Proliferation Treaty is an essential pillar of peace and security, and the origins of the nuclear disarmament and non-proliferation regime. This treaty will only be successful if those in power are in unanimous agreement on the legally-binding obligations on disarmament, verifiable non-proliferation safeguards regime, and commitment to the peaceful use of nuclear energy.”

We are reminded about the onslaught that occurred across Moghes, a nuclear exchange that left the planet practically uninhabitable, which could very well be the future of Adhomai should this tension continue. The Nralakk Federation cannot, nor should, carry on pursuing a non-interventionist political stance but instead devote themselves to incubating the emergent nations across the Orion Spur.  

It is only through unification of the Tajara that the species will be capable of working together for a safer, and brighter future. They must break the cycle, and only once it is broken will they experience unprecedented levels of prosperity - but until then, the tensions will continue to perpetuate until it is too late.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

                  

TREATY DENIED, REPRESENTATIVES SHOCKED

04/01/2463

 

Editors Note: Translated to Basic

QERRBALAK - Mere hours after the introduction of the Non-Proliferation Treaty across the various regulatory bodies that govern Tajaran politics failed, the Grand Councillor themself urged the three nations “to fully comply” with the treaty following the discovery of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Adhomai’s unveiling of a nuclear testing site. 

“The Nralakk Federation’s critical stance on nuclear power is infamous, and it is crucial that the various nations that govern the Tajara fully comply with the Non-Proliferation Treaty and its obligations so that their nuclear programme can adhere to intergalactic safeguards,” said newly transferred Representative Jalqo Calroq. 

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Peoples Republic of Adhomai’s Response:

“Hadii’s Graces. 

To the Nralakk Federation and its Representatives.

The People’s Republic of Adhomai must respectfully deny this offer. There is no treaty or agreement that the rebels and monarchists plan to respect. Nuclear weapons are necessary to safeguard the continued existence of the Republic and its citizens. The Party understands the intentions behind this gesture, but the continued existence of various threats, both galactic and Adhomai born, presses the republic into this situation. The people’s arsenal will be dismantled after the enemies of Hadiism have been defeated.”

Democratic Peoples Republic of Adhomai’s Response:

“To the alien state of the Nralakk Federation.

The Democratic People’s Republic and the Liberation Army will never surrender their right to freedom and self-determination. The people of Adhomai stand united against this insult. The Ratajani plot is now clear like water to them. No alien power will dictate what the Tajara can or should do. The principles of Al’mariist are not negotiable. They all laugh at their pathetic attempt. The Tajara will never bow down to any alien.”

New Kingdom of Adhomai’s Response: 

“Suns bless the North, Nralakk Federation.

The New Kingdom of Adhomai does not believe signing the treaty is required. The Kingdom does not have a Nuclear Programme in the works, nor do they have the desire to commence one.”

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The denial of the treaty has sparked concerns across the Orion Spur, with many citing that without the introduction of a treaty that the Tajara will continue to try and expand their atomic programmes in order to keep open the option of construction additional nuclear armaments. It is suspected that a nuclear arms race in the volatile region of the Badlands will likely occur, with apparent plans moving forward to continue building their atomic programmes without oversight and safeguards that were outlined within the Non-Proliferation Treaty, but also without a third party inspection by the Nralakk Federation. 

The treaty has also been seen as to be discriminatory by Tajaran standards, drafted by representatives of a nation that already possess weapons of mass destruction with many also citing that it cannot facilitate disarmament, but instead allow for an uneven distribution of power between the three nations across Adhomai. Only time will tell whether the Tajara will make concessions, and lay down their arms. It is only through unification that the species will be able of reaching the heights that they have only dreamed of.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

THE GRAND COUNCILLOR'S SEAT CONTESTED

19/02/2463

Editors Note: Translated to Basic

 

Ormish Jrolk has announced their running for the Grand Councillor’s seat in the upcoming election alongside Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl! Jrolk is one of the most influential Skrell across the Orion Spur and was merely a little over two-hundred upon the discovery of humanity in twenty-three-thirty-two and quickly involved themselves within the megacorporation known as Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals. They were one of the first “ambassadors'' meant to close the divide between the two species, and assisted in perfecting cloning technology. 

Jrolk was born on Aweiji during the Era of Synthetic Rebellion, and had survived beneath the tyrannical intelligence for almost a century before its disappearance within the Tri-Qyu Nebula. Despite this, Jrolk went on to complete four degrees at the Grand University on Qerrbalak; Biochemistry, Physics, Genetics and Biotechnology. Their several degrees allowed their career to prosper, even under the ever-watching tyrannical eye of Glorsh-Omega. Jrolk is considered the creator of the fertility treatments found scattered throughout the Nralakk Federation. 

They are said to be holding a press conference later this week, however, the exact time has yet to be confirmed. Jrolk, and their Quya, have supposedly begun preparing to upheave themselves from their home on Oran to reacquaint themselves with their stunning abode located in Kal’lo. They have since resigned from their position as Chief Research Officer of Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals, allowing for many to ponder who the megacorporation will choose as a suitable replacement for the parent of modern cloning. 

Jrolk’s announcement of their intent to run for the seat of the Grand Councillor has allowed waves to echo across the Nralakk Federation; many supposedly pledging their intention to vote for the distinguished scientist. Various statistics have reported that approval for Weashbi Jrugl has hit an all-time low, many citing that they no longer support the foreign policies of the Skrell.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

ADDITIONAL CANDIDATE ANNOUNCED; HEAVILY CONTESTED ELECTION

22/02/2463

Editors Note: Translated to Basic

 

Hailing from the very boundaries of the Traverse, Kalq’Qi Weibii has announced their running for the Grand Councillor’s seat in the upcoming election; alongside both Ormish Jrolk and Weishbi Jrugl. Weibii is renowned across the southern perimeter of the Nralakk Federation for their involvement in reintroducing the various colonies left in isolation after the fall of Glorsh-Omega. They are considered a legend amongst other Representatives for their efforts in the Tresja Agreement signed in 2245 CE. 

Weibii was born towards the waning twilight of the Era of Synthetic Oppression, and had just completed their final degree at the Paa’Kiim Institution of Learning located on the colony of Paa’Kiim, when the intelligence was destroyed. With degrees revolving around Political Science, Law and Communication -- they were bound to spearhead the Collaborator Trial on Paa’Kiim. There are varying perspectives on their decisions, but most tend to agree with the severity of their sentences. 

Weibii has declined a streamed press conference, citing that they could instead use their energy on commencing their campaign for the Grand Councillor’s seat. Whilst much knowledge is left wanting on Weibii, especially in regards to how they would handle the reigns of the Nralakk Federation, there are few things that are certain; Weibii’s history in regards to the Collaborator Trial and Tresja Agreement shows that they are clearly very libertarian in their decision making. 

Their announcement of candidacy has caused much stir within the Traverse, with the Skrell having gained a large following already. Many Planetary Councillors from within the Traverse have stated they will push all available resources to their campaign, pledging their support for Weibii. The latest statistics provided by the Grand Council of the Nralakk Federation reflect that Ormish Jrolk is currently in the lead, however, Kal’Qi Weibii is quickly gaining support. Weishbi Jrugl remains last, with approval rates plateauing at 24.7%.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

JROLK PRESS CONFERENCE; COMMENCES TOUR

26/02/2463

Editors Note: Translated to Basic

Ormish Jrolk has commenced touring the Nralakk Federation -- merely a few days after announcing their candidacy, they have begun the traditional touring of the Nralakk Federation. Jrolk’s Campaign Team have drawn an overview of the locations expected to be covered in the next few weeks; Qerrbalak, Qerr’Malic, Aliose, Aweiji, Glorashi and finally Pluat. 

“I gave it much thought-- I even went so far as to request advice from other executive members within Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals. I found my ego quite elevated after doing so, with unanimous support from all my colleagues to run for the Grand Councillor’s seat,” said Jrolk in the press conference held earlier today.

Jrolk continued, stating their objectives should they be revealed as victor of the elections, “I have several aims, should I be elected, but most importantly would be revolutionizing the state of the skrellian economy. For as long as I can remember, the Nralakk Federation has maintained economic isolation, proving an unsustainable cycle. I plan  increased opportunities for external economic cooperation, be it through fostering amicable relations with the other economic participants within the Orion Spur -- or by creating independent special economic zones in which these participants can flourish due to opportunities created by the Nralakk Federation.” 

Despite making first contact with numerous species, even going so far as to almost a century and a half ago with humanity, very little economic activity from external participants has been noted, will Ormish Jrolk be the victor and change this?

Recent polls have shown Weashbi Jrugl managing to rise in approval despite all odds, Kalq’Qi Weibii following closely, and finally Ormish Jrolk. With such varying polls compared to merely a week ago, Skrell are unable to pinpoint who will be the likely leader of the Nralakk Federation. 

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

KALQ'QI WEIBII REMAINS ON THE FRINGE

27/02/2463

Editors Note: Translated to Basic

Kalq’Qi Weibii, a candidate shrouded in controversy. Rumours perpetuate a rather radical view of individualism, especially since it goes against the traditions and history of the Nralakk Federation. Mere hours ago, they announced their plans for a tour with a bizarre twist -- Their schedule doesn’t appear to visit any of the inner-systems, but merely tour the various colonies within the Traverse. 

“As the Grand Councillor, I am to represent the entirety of the Nralakk Federation. I cannot do such without understanding, and being able to empathise with those that have devoted their lives to the Nralakk Federation; through providing raw resources and expanding its borders,” said Weibii. 

They continued, declaring their intent should they be victorious, “Of course this isn’t my singular intent, however, I do believe it to be crucial to the future of the Nralakk Federation. For far too long, Skrell as a species have been held back by bygone methods -- old traditions which are perpetuated within the Nlom, which causes many to believe that they to be adhered to. Nothing could be further from the truth, and I wish to expose such. It is time for a restructuring of the Nralakk Federation, with a focus on allowing for our society to carry on without adhering to age-old traditions which hold us, as a species, back.”

Entire colonies within the Traverse have announced their support for the candidate, funding the Skrell’s campaign. Many have cited that for far too long the Traverse has been ignored, and neglected, and the compassion shown by Weibii gives them hope for a more inclusive Nralakk Federation. 

Recent polls have shown Weashbi Jrugl securing approval, Kalq'Qi following closely with just a few points causing them to trail, and finally Ormish Jrolk. These continued polls show the very likelihood of Weashbi Jrugl being the victor. Only time will tell who the Grand Councillor's seat will be awarded to. 

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

WEASHBI JRUGL ELECTION SPEECH

01/03/2463

Editors Note: Translated to Basic. 

 

Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl has decided to continue their term, unhindered by the upcoming election. Although Jrugl has chosen not to tour the Nralakk Federation like other candidates, they are supposedly drafting plans with their campaign team for a large scale marketing event. They have been the Grand Councillor of the Nralakk Federation for the last decade with high approval, but in the last few years such has been waning. 

“My promise to the individuals within the Nralakk Federation was to ensure prosperity and peace. I’ve facilitated various diplomatic engagements with the Heads of States throughout the Orion Spur, and whilst some of my interventionary policies have resulted in unfortunate incidents, I have always attempted to fulfill my promise, “ noted Jrugl during their press conference. 

They continued to address the audience from their chambers, stating their aims and objectives should they remain as Grand Councillor, “I will continue to fulfill my promise to the Nralakk Federation; whilst this may differ in the coming years due to various changes within the political climate of the Orion Spur, I will continue leading our nation through these trying times. I can only ask for the voters to look back at my past, and realize my devotion to this great nation.” 

Whilst the Grand Councillor is no doubt busy, they have confirmed that they will be making appearances at important events hosted within Nralakk. They have yet to state whether they will be venturing to other sectors within the Nralakk Federation. Recent polls have shown Weashbi Jrugl securing the most approval, Kalq'Qi following with just a few points behind, and finally Ormish Jrolk. These continued polls show the very likelihood of Weashbi Jrugl remaining as the Grand Councillor.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

ELECTION QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS SESSION

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

This past weekend many submitted questions that they’d hope to see answered by three candidates, obviously out of hope to learn more about the possible future Leader of the Nralakk Federation. We’ve removed the usernames of those asking the questions to protect their identity. Candidate Weibii had the following Viv-ID conversations:

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User: Candidate Weibii, how do you plan on dealing with those that don’t agree with the governance of the Nralakk Federation? 

Weibii: There will always be those that do not agree with how the administration chooses to govern, but it is up to the administration to see whether their claims have any truth. We must work together, and not apart to create a sustainable society in which all feel appreciated. It is only through cooperation, can Skrell hope for a bright future. 

User: What are your plans, Candidate Weibii, for the Core Worlds that are the beating heart of the Federation if you win? 

Weibii: The Core Worlds have always held disproportionate power over the rest of the Nralakk Federation, which I hope to fix should I be awarded the position of Grand Councillor. My heart goes out to those who feel unheard within the bounds of the Traverse. I have several reforms in the back of my mind at the current time of writing this, including that of sectorising the Traverse even further and awarding them additional seats on the Grand Council. 

User: What is each candidate’s personal view of The Federation, its current state, and where they see it going towards should they be elected.

Weibii: The Federation has slowly been undoing all the progress we’ve made since we made contact with Humanity, where now many see it as an over-interventionist state. I plan to reverse these and instead bring forth a more liberal, but isolationist approach, to the internal structure of the Nralakk Federation and its place within the Orion Spur. 

User: To all candidates. Nralakk is known to be very isolationist with its economy. Now that an economic crisis sweeps across the galaxy, what do you plan to do? Are you going to seek help from megacorporations or other galactic powers, or do you have other plans to cope with the phoron shortage and the galactic economy plummeting in general?

Weibii: I do believe that with the Phoron Shortage, the Nralakk Federation may have to seek other avenues of revenue should they wish to keep the economy stable. In my opinion,  I believe deregulation of the economic sanctions placed on the megacorporations within the Orion Spur could be useful but should be closely monitored to ensure smooth and controlled integration within the Nralakk Federation. 

User: A personal question to all candidates, which faith do you identify with?

Weibii: I am a follower of Qeblak. Stars aligned and have guided my path for centuries. I do believe, however, that all faiths have a place within the Nralakk Federation -- who are we to restrict beliefs? That is one thing that I wish to do away with, each citizen of the Nralakk Federation should be able to believe and worship whatever they wish.

User: Dionae have been subject under our rule for quite some time, and I hope I am not out of place by asking what you think of them?

Weibii: I’ve constructed many meaningful relationships with Dionae. I believe they are our closest allies, and their chorus would likely feel the same as I do. Their physiology is useful, as well as their ability to ingest knowledge, which suprises me why the Nralakk Federation doesn't utilize them more often for widescale projects. I think they'd certainly make them go much faster.  

User: To all candidates. Which one will let the Adhomian nation have weapons of mass destruction?

Weibii: I believe that the Nralakk Federation should pull out of Adhomian affairs. It is not the place of Skrell to dictate how another species must live on their planet, for young species must make their mistakes to learn their lessons. The Skrell had no one to guide us, and our species thrived. The same must be allowed for other species within the greater Orion Spur. 

User: To All Candidates. Do any of you have plans for reintegrating non-federation skrell?

Weibii: I do plan on lowering the requirements for reintegration for non-federation Skrell, as they are still our star-siblings, despite their distance and lack of connection to the Nralakk Federation. Across the Orion Spur, if we look at the citizenship requirements you'll note that ours are the most difficult to achieve. Why must they suffer to return to the Homeworld? 

User: To all candidates: The traditional allies of the Federation, the Solarian Alliance, are floundering! Do you plan to do anything to increase ties and provide aid to the ASSN?

Weibii: the Solarian Alliance brought around their own floundering. They refused to acknowledge the faults within their inefficient bureaucracy. and never held their hand out for assistance. The Nralakk Federation must not be the "safety net" on which they fall back on. It is in my view that the Nralakk Federation has done this for far too long, and it is why I wish to retract the Nralakk Federation from galatic affairs. 

User: To all Candidates, how do you view the C’thur Hive? 

Weibii: I do not know enough on the matter to have an educated assessment of them. They are good workers, but I have yet to meet their Breeders or any with higher thinking capacity for that matter. 

User: To all candidates: The warmongering and xenophobic menace of the spur, the Solarian government, has nearly collapsed! The Federation has historically been regrettably allied with this menace to civilization. What steps will you take to distance us from this dangerous entity in the wake of their near destruction?

Weibii: The Collapse of the Solarian States was expected, their methods were unefficient and overtly against the greater good of the Nralakk Federation. Their downsizing has left a rather large vacuum within the Orion Spur that I can only see the Nralakk Federation fulfilling. Our power, knwoledge, and advanced age will allow us to act with more widsom and determination that those before us ever could. It is up to the Nralakk Federation to do what must be done, without inteverning in galactic affairs. 

User: To all candidates, it is undeniable that megacorporations play a big role in galactic affairs so must I ask what are your views about them and how their actions could affect the Federation directly?

Weibii: A slow, and controlled integration of megacorporations within the Nralakk State would work in favor of all citizens, but must be done to ensure that the economy does not depend on them to keep it stable. I do wish to see stronger connections with Einstein Engines and Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals, their prowess in their specific fields being the magnet of my desire. 

Candidate Weibii's answers give us a good indication of what to expect, should her race for the Grand Councillor's Throne be victorious. Only time will tell, however, if she plans on following through with her claims. We will continue to compile the Q&A Session held by all three candidates, and release them as soon as they are ready. 

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

ELECTION QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS SESSION

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

This past weekend many submitted questions that they’d hoped to see answered by three candidates, obviously out of hope to learn more about the possible future Leader of the Nralakk Federation. We’ve removed the usernames of those asking the questions to protect their identity. Candidate Ormish had the following Viv-ID conversations:

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User: What is each candidate’s personal view of The Federation, its current state, and where they see it going towards should they be elected.

Ormish: Currently, the Nralakk Federation is on track to collapse similarly to that of our allies to the Galactic East. Its inability to incorporate external influences into its economy will be the death of the Federation economy, as we can already see with the Phoron shortages. There must be several projects initiated to bring forth a wave of prosperity in which all of those within the Nralakk Federation (and greater Orion Spur) can benefit from. Deregulating the economy is what I hope to do, should I be elected. We must pave forth a new, progressive society. 

User: To all candidates. The Federation is known to be very isolationist with its economy. Now that an economic crisis sweeps across the galaxy, what do you plan to do? Are you going to seek help from megacorporations or other galactic powers, or do you have other plans to cope with the phoron shortage and the galactic economy plummeting in general?

Ormish: That is something that I plan to do away with. It is time for the Nralakk Federation to rise economically, and secure ourselves as a powerhouse within the region (in more ways than economical). Our capacity to assist the younger species must also improve, for the Skrell were without guidance for so many centuries that resulted in a turbulent history. Therefore, it is up to us to ensure that they do not make the same mistakeswe once did. 

User: A personal question to all candidates, which faith do you identify with?

Ormish: Weishii has long guided me. My Quya were devout followers, and read the Ron’tor-aq to me and my siblings almost every sunset. It has helped me achieve a deeper understanding of who I am, and has consoled me during tough periods of my life -- such as when I lost my tadpole. 

User: Dionae have been subject under our rule for quite some time, and I hope I am not out of place by asking what you think of them?

Ormish: Dionae are a fascinating species, and I do truly appreciate all their efforts in restoring the Nralakk Federation after the Era of Synthetic Oppression. I do, however, believe they should be regulated and managed more closely, since my time within the Solarian Alliance (The Eridani Corporate Federation in particular,) I was exposed to another side of the species, which somewhat frightens me. 

User: To all candidates. Which one will let the Adhomian nation have weapons of mass destruction?

Ormish: Weapons of Mass Destruction should be removed from the hands of all species. It is unnecessary and unjustifiable to have weapons capable of causing such an apocalyptic level of damage and death. The Nralakk Federation should be forcefully intervening within the Adhomai Conflict, in order to prevent another Moghes fiasco. 

User: To all candidates. Do any of you have plans for reintegrating non-federation skrell?

Ormish: Non-Federation Skrell should always be welcome back in the Nralakk Federation, and to return to their roots. Repealing the harsh restrictions on citizenship is one of few things on my docket should I be elected into power. We must cater to all Skrell, even if they are outside of the borders which we call home. 

User: To all candidates: The traditional allies of the Federation, the Solarian Alliance, are floundering! Do you plan to do anything to increase ties and provide aid to the ASSN?

Ormish: The Nralakk Federation should be doing a lot more to assist our allies, I feel. The Solarian Alliance has been our closest friend for over a century, yet we turn a blind eye when it requires our assistance? Offering resources and labor would be the first of my initiatives, as well as introducing humanitarian aid to those stranded on Mars. My time within the Solarian Alliance (Eridani Corporate Federation) is something I cherish, and therefore prompts me to act posthast in repairing the damage done to our relationship, should I be elected. 

User: To all candidates, how do you view the C’thur Hive? 

Ormish: I haven't interacted with much Vaurcae, nevermind C’thur. They were rare within the Solarian Alliance, and my short time back within the Nralakk Federation (alongside my campaigning) has resulted in little time to introduce myself to those belonging to the species. 

User: To all candidates: The warmongering and xenophobic menace of the spur, the Solarian government, has nearly collapsed! The Federation has historically been regrettably allied with this menace to civilization. What steps will you take to distance us from this dangerous entity in the wake of their near destruction?

Ormish: The Solarian Alliance merely adopted a “Human First” approach to their politics, which is understandable. Their economic initiatives aimed at ensuring the prosperity of their own species resulted in their superpower status for over two centuries. We must not distance ourselves, but close the gap and repair the damage done to our alliance. The Nralakk Federation owes it to our allies to build them back up from the ashes. 

User: To all candidates, it is undeniable that megacorporations play a big role in galactic affairs so must I ask what are your views about them and how their actions could affect the Federation directly?

Ormish: My work with Zeng-Hu is one that will always be a fond memory, especially the scientific advances I personally oversaw as Director of Research and Development for the Megacorporation. While this may leave me biased to some, I think it affords me a unique perspective on Megacorporations, and their ability to bolster the Nralakk Economy. We must strip away the barriers restricting megacorporations from flourishing, and allow them to prosper within the borders of the Nralakk Federation. 

 

Answers provided by Candidate Ormish allude to a very different society that one we’ve come to know, should they win their race for the seat of the Grand Councillor. Whilst we can only speculate, Candidate Ormish’s background in Genetics and Megacorporations will surely lead to several reforms. We will continue to compile the Q&A Session held by all three candidates and release them as soon as they are ready. 

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

ELECTION QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS SESSION

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

This past weekend many submitted questions that they’d hoped to see answered by three candidates, obviously out of hope to learn more about the possible future Leader of the Nralakk Federation. We’ve removed the usernames of those asking the questions to protect their identity. Grand Councillor Weashbi Jurgl  had the following Viv-ID conversations:

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User: What is each candidate’s personal view of The Federation, its current state, and where they see it going towards should they be elected?

Jrugl: The Nralakk Federation is one of the most, if not the most, stable interstellar nations within the Orion Spur. Our stability is of utmost importance, and any decisions undertaken must ensure a long and prosperous period which all citizens of the Nralakk Federation can take advantage of. I can only see that continuing should I remain as Grand Councillor. 

User: To all candidates. The Federation is known to be very isolationist with its economy. Now that an economic crisis sweeps across the galaxy, what do you plan to do? Are you going to seek help from megacorporations or other galactic powers, or do you have other plans to cope with the phoron shortage and the galactic economy plummeting in general?

Jrugl: The isolation of the internal economy of the Nralakk Federation to that of the greater Orion Spur has managed to keep economic recessions at bay. It is only now with the Phoron shortages that I have considered allowing for a slow, and controlled introduction of megacorporations into Special Economic Zones across the Nralakk Federation. They must be confined, and the Grand Council must take all avenues to secure the integrity of the Nralakk Federation and its executive organs. 

User: A personal question to all candidates, which faith do you identify with?

Jrugl: The stars have long guided the Skrell, and therefore push me to follow that of Qeblak. I routinely meet with Star-Chanters, where we will dissect and study the stars as those before us did, and brew teas crafted of Dyn. I truly look forward to those times, when I can throw myself into astrology. 

User: Dionae have been subject under our rule for quite some time, and I hope I am not out of place by asking what you think of them?

Jrugl: The Dionae facilitated the recovery of the Nralakk Federation, even when they had nothing to gain from such. The Dionae are not merely citizens of the Nralakk Federation, but siblings to all Skrell. They assisted us during an incredibly dark period of history and they rose from the ashes with the skrell.

User: To all candidates. Which one will let the Adhomian nation have weapons of mass destruction?

Jrugl: I cannot expand on such as it risks a diplomatic situation which I’d prefer the Nralakk Federation didn’t involve themselves in. My foreign policy is clear, as per the Federation’s known attempts at creating a permanent ceasefire and destruction of nuclear armaments. 

User: To all candidates. Do any of you have plans for reintegrating non-federation skrell?

Jrugl: Skrell Citizenship has been deregulated rather steadily since the inception of the Citizenship Act of 2462 which awarded non-federation Skrell the choice to acquire citizenship should they request such at their nearest embassy. The Grand Council cannot do much more but offer what they already have. 

User: To all candidates: The traditional allies of the Federation, the Solarian Alliance, are floundering! Do you plan to do anything to increase ties and provide aid to the ASSN?

Jrugl: Again, similarly to the question regarding Adhomai, I cannot answer this as it may cause a possible diplomatic escalation which I’d prefer not to involve the Nralakk Federation in. We are working on our relation with the Solarian Alliance and developments regarding such will be made aware to the public at the correct time.

User: To all candidates, how do you view the C’thur Hive? 

Jrugl: Considering I welcomed the C’thur to the Nralakk Federation when they arrived, and subsequently arranged for their permanent habitation of Glorashi, I believe that explains enough? If not, they are a fantastic and hardworking species that… has had their problems recently, which resulted in a small revocation of avowals, but nevertheless, they are a fantastic species to interact with. 

User: To all candidates: The warmongering and xenophobic menace of the spur, the Solarian government, has nearly collapsed! The Federation has historically been regrettably allied with this menace to civilization. What steps will you take to distance us from this dangerous entity in the wake of their near destruction?

Jrugl: I refuse to comment on this. Your usage of such words is saddening.

User: To all candidates, it is undeniable that megacorporations play a big role in galactic affairs so must I ask what are your views about them and how their actions could affect the Federation directly?

Jrugl: I believe that the megacorporations have been awarded far too much power outside of the Nralakk Federation, so introducing them would have to be very carefully done as to ensure that the integrity and morals of the Nralakk Federation remain steady and unfaltering. Constructing Special Economic Zones which they can operate within (and only within these zones) is just one of my many ideas for such. 

 

It seems that Grand Councillor Jrugl wishes to spice up their next term, should they be determined victorious in their second campaign. Whilst maintaining the core themes that secured their election almost a decade ago to the date, only time will tell whether the Nralakk Federation will enter a new period of prosperity with the same figurehead that we’ve grown so attached to. The elections will commence in a few days, and we ask that everyone do their best to attend and vote.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

Commencement of the Primary Elections

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

After a long campaign trial, the Primary Election for Grand Councillor has begun. Ballots are being sent to the furthest reaches of the Nralakk Federation, and political analysts are beginning to plot their predictions. Candidates Ormish Jrolk and Kalq'Qi Weibii have begun their last-minute pushes for support, taking to communication channels and live appearances. Incumbent Councillor Weashbi Jrugl seems unhindered by the upstart opponents, reportedly saying that he is going to “watch the results with a decided mind”.

Candidate Weibii has polled exceptionally well with outer systems in the weeks prior to the election and is expected to continue to do so. Weibii has announced her support undeniably to the more isolated systems in the Nralakk Federation and has begun a grassroots campaign in the weeks leading up to the Primary. Political analysts expect Weibii to win the outer systems in a landslide, but skeptics are concerned whether or not this support could win Weibii the entire election.

Candidate Jrolk, accused by their opponents as being a “xenophile”, has largely been advocating for a more integrated Nralakk Federation alongside other galactic contenders. As the Federation becomes more reliant on outside trade and scientific treaties, Jrolk has suggested that the Skrell needs to “lock-in” their positions as cosmic masters before they are overtaken by another alien species. Besides, Jrolk aims to focus Skrellian society on a more capitalistic economic model to benefit from their higher development and longer lifespan.

As the Grand Council Elections are every decade, the victor of this election will have unprecedented access into the skrellian political system and will be able to aim the Nralakk Federation in the direction they choose for the following years to come.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

Whispers of Colonial Conflict

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

The Primary Elections have spread far and wide throughout the galaxy and some skeptics are concerned over the arising dissent of the Skrell. Various local stations have been reporting civil disobedience and organized protests around the Traverse, calling the events a “rogue current” and overall are upset. Pockets of more organized outsiders have begun rallying around the flag of Candidate Weibii, reporting that their voice in higher Federation echelons has been silenced.

Moreover, skirmishes and disappearances have increasingly grown in the outskirts of the Traverse, and citizens are becoming more and more concerned over what this could mean for the Nralakk Federation. While the Federation has undergone a myriad of political reforms over the thousands of years, internal conflict could prove to have lasting effects on the galactic climate for years to come. Political analyst Jen’ralla-qan had this to say,

“The Skrell have always been united by their appreciation of not only each other but of the stars as a whole. It is highly concerning that the Traverse is so outspoken about the recent events that have rocked the Nralakk Federation. ”

Some political insiders have expressed opinions regarding a civil war or a “colonial war”. Originally colonies of the Nralakk Federation, the Traverse region has always expressed a uniquely different culture than the inside sectors.  This separation could potentially fuel a lasting and brutal conflict. The Grand Councillor’s cabinet has been quiet on this issue for the time being, but that is expected to change in the coming weeks.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

Tupkala Division Undergoes Massive Reforms

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

The Grand Council of the Nralakk Federation has announced their revision of the Tupkala Division of the Nralakk Federation Security Forces. Following criticisms of abhorrent behaviour depicted by the Skrell, both during the events that transpired a little over a year ago that resulted in the total shutdown of the Tzqul Archives, but also the detainment of an individual just hours ago on a NanoTrasen Research Facility. 

At the time of this article release, approximately a dozen Tupkala have been evaluated and subsequently retired after investigations unearthed erroneous track histories that have resulted in less than pleasant outcomes for those on the receiving end. Decades of information related to those that misused their position are slowly rearing their heads. 

Whilst there is no solid information affirming the suspension of the Tupkala Division, the Grand Council has released a cease-and-desist order to the various Election Officials scattered across the Orion Spur, and have mandated that they return as soon as they possibly can. It is unknown how this may affect the election,  but we believe the Grand Council will do whatever it can to ensure fair and democratic elections. 

With the Tupkala underfire, who are our frontline protectors against those that wish to see the Nralakk Federation crumble? We will keep you updated on this developing story, with the hope that the Grand Council will prevail and continue to guide us to prosperity.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

Tupkala Reformation Announcement

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

The Grand Councillor of the Nralakk Federation has unveiled their plans for the Tupkala through the Tupkala Reformation Act, legislation focused on tackling the problems within the division after evidence gathered by the Ruupkala left them with no choice but to enact such drastic measures. Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl addressed the nation shortly after 8 PM Tau Ceti Standard last night. Extracts of the announcement have been transcribed below:

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“It brings me great displeasure to announce that the Tupkala Division of the Nralakk Federation Security Forces has performed to unsatisfactory standards. The evidence presented to me, gathered by trusted intelligence officers, disappointed me greatly. Whilst not all of those belonging to the Tupkala engaged in such wanton displays of behaviour unbecoming of these highly decorated specialists, too many have. With immediate effect, all those belonging to the Tupkala are stripped of their title and forcibly retired from the Nralakk Federation Security Forces. Those who engaged willingly in the violation of sentient rights will be charged accordingly. We will begin filling the positions later today, with individuals not yet tainted.” 

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"The Grand Council has also determined that the [Nralakk Federation] Security Council has failed to achieve their primary objective -- to ensure that the Nralakk Federation Security Forces uphold the ideals of the nation they serve. It is hereby that we announce the dissolution of the [Nralakk Federation] Security Council. In its stead, we have created the Directory of Defense Operations. The Directory will be comprised of Six Directors, with only individuals that have forged themselves in the fire of service and battle—those whose actions elevate them above those in which they oversee. The positions will remain unfilled until such individuals prove themselves capable. Until the Directory of Defense Operations is functionable the Grand Council will directly oversee the deployment and usage of the Nralakk Federation Security Forces.”

The announcement has resulted in some questioning details regarding the evidence submitted, even more in a state of disbelief. The confirmation that the division acted against the ideals of the Nralakk Federation has certainly left an impact on all citizens. For how long has this been going on? How many sentient violations have they committed? We can only put our trust in the Grand Council and hope their guidance continues to lead us to prosperity.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[Caelphon]

Results of the Primary Elections

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

Those who took to the polling booths (both within designated areas of the Nralakk Federation, and abroad) determined to have a say on who they believe should guide the Nralakk Federation, which has resulted in confirmation pouring into our offices, with verified statements concluding that Weashbi Jrugl has been sworn in for yet another term after being declared victorious in their vying for the Grand Councillor’s seat. 

Despite being counted earlier this morning, the final ballots have only just now been released by the Grand Council; Weashbi Jrugl secured roughly 52.3% of the overall votes, with Ormish Jrolk being declared runner up at 26.7%, and lastly Kalq’Qi Weibii finishing off with most of her votes originating from the Traverse at 21%. 

Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl’s first order of business within their second term has been to reshuffle the Grand Council, with Ormish Jrolk being declared the new Advisor of Economic Development.

Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl has yet to comment on their reasoning behind the reshuffle, and inclusion of Advisor-Appoint Jrolk, it can be speculated that the Grand Councillor is likely to loosen the restrictions in the coming months in relation to megacorporations within the Nralakk Federation and begin revitalizing the economy through the usage of external contractors. It is unknown how this will affect the State-Owned-Enterprises operating already. 

Candidate Weibii has seemingly disappeared off the face of Qerrbalak and has resulted in troublesome bunches grouping into demonstrations within the fringes of the Traverse, that have begun to state that election was the final hope for a re-imagined Nralakk Federation despite the Grand Councillor’s recent announcement, and many still believe such is now lost without Candidate Weibii at the helm of the Nralakk Federation.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[RyverStyx]

Megacorporations on Qerrbalak: Are the Rumors True?

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl has given word that the Nralakk Federation has engaged in talks with both NanoTrasen and Einstein Engines in regards to establishing corporate presence on Qerrbalak. Negotiations started early this morning with high ranking corporate officials from both organizations being seen in Kal'lo. The Grand Councillor, Weashbi Jrugl, is said to make a direct statement regarding the situation within the week. However, they were able to give word on the current situation.

"To further the prosperity of the Nralakk Federation we are opening our doors to a more corporate presence in Kal'lo. Talks are ongoing but do not fear- all options are being thoroughly vetted to ensure proper integration into our society and culture. This will also open up new job opportunities for those in need of work as we expect research to increase tenfold. Not only will this benefit our future partner [pause] It will benefit all of Nralakk." - Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl

Talks are still ongoing and the Warble Enquirer will be the first to notify you of any potential changes in the situation. 

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[RyverStyx]

Exclusive Corporate Statements

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

After Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl’s statements regarding the ongoing talks with NanoTrasen and Einstein Engines- the public opinion seems to be in favor of NanoTrasen, and by extension, the Stellar Corporate Conglomerate. However, one would be a fool to not recognize the strengths of Einstein Engines as well. Our reporters have reached out for comment:

NanoTrasen has released this statement to the public, “Citizens of the Nralakk Federation, when I envision our partnership not only do I see great success for our company… I see great success for the Nralakk Federation! Our partnership will serve as a great boon for all involved and not only do we offer our own resources; we offer the resources of the entire Stellar Corporate Conglomerate.”

Einstein Engines declined to comment, stating that “[We] do not need to make superfluous speeches. Our superior product and research will speak for itself.” However, many are speculating that Einstein Engines isn’t worried about the lesser contracts within the Nralakk Federation as they seem to have their hopes set higher. Instead of sending representatives, like the SCC, Einstein Engines has opted to negotiate with the majority of their board of directors present in Kal’lo.

Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl Could not be reached for comment at this time.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[RyverStyx]

Special Economic Zones

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

Throughout the talks one question has remained consistent: Where will these potential corporations be based out of? Many citizens fear that the influx of businesses in otherwise residential areas can cause rent to increase. However, we now have the answers here! Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl released a statement detailing their new “Special Economic Zone” plan. 

Qerrbalak, Qerr'Malic, and Aliose will each be receiving designated business districts, named Special Economic Zones, where the chosen corporate entity will operate from. These economic zones will work in tandem with Nralakk owned enterprises ensuring that unnecessary conflict does not arise. Those working for the corporate entities, both immigrants and citizens, will live within the zones. Construction of the SEZ will start as soon as the talks are finished. This will ensure a smooth transition once an agreement is made.

Economists have stated that the plan proposed by Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl is “simply fantastic” and that it will “reinvigorate our economy”. These SEZs will work closely with existing Nralakk owned enterprises by sharing research, resources, manpower, and exchanging business. It is predicted that the majority of SEZ workers will be from Nralakk with immigrants making up a small portion of the workforce. Of course all SEZ employees will have the option to live in corporate housing within the SEZ as well!

Stay tuned for future updates.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[RyverStyx]

Qerr’Malic: Redefined

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

It seems that the Stellar Corporate Conglomerate has managed to score a win over Einstein Engines; Idris Incorporated, the entertainment giant, will take on the main contract when it comes to Qerr’Malic. Idris has announced that they already plan to build the biggest casino yet within the Federation! The Croaking Gambit will be an ever-expansive casino experience within Qerr’Malic’s SEZ. NanoTrasen also holds a minority contract on Qerr’Malic although their part will play towards research to a lesser extent; focusing solely on the human-only extranet systems for the immigrants of the Federation. 

Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl has authorized building of  Qerr’Malic’s special economic zone immediately while the contracts are finalized. To some this is a no-brainer. Idris seemed like an obvious choice due to Qerr’Malic’s bustling entertainment industry. However, Einstein Engines released a statement explaining that they only lost out by a miniscule margin. EE has frequently been hinting at much larger plans through all this and they don’t seem to be worried yet!

Expect to see some great new establishments on Qerr’Malic featuring the finest food, the best service, and the most luxurious taste that the Spur has to offer! Recruitment drives are being held on Qerr’Malic starting tomorrow by Idris Incorporated and NanoTrasen alike. The Croaking Gambit is estimated to be up and running within only three weeks as most of their staff is being brought in by Idris. However, they are looking to train and hire locally!

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[RyverStyx]

Aliose and You

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

Another win for the Stellar Corporate Conglomerate! Zeng-Hu will take on a majority contract within Aliose. Partnering closely with the Aliose University of Medical Sciences, Zeng-Hu hopes to strengthen medical research and further employment for those of Aliose. In fact, Zeng-Hu has already won the hearts of the medical students and staff; donating 100,000 credits for the opening of the Zeng-Hu Pharmaceutical Wing within the Aliose University of Medical Sciences. This wing will now hold classes for the university’s chemical engineers and pharmacy techs.

Aliose’s SEZ will be built close to Oqraxo ensuring the partnership of the Aliose University of Medical Sciences and Zeng-Hu Pharmaceuticals can be unimpeded. Those within the University may also join Zeng-Hu on an internship; guaranteeing employment once graduated. This will significantly boost the amount of graduates employed within the Nralakk Federation as they will have plenty of career opportunities with Zeng-Hu.

The Warble Inquirer reached out to Einstein Engines for comment; however, much like before, Einstein Engines seems to be unphased. Throughout the talks EE has been seen as the underdog. With Qerr’Malic, and now Aliose, settled this leaves one burning question; What about Qerrbalak?

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk

[RyverStyx]

Qerrbalak Contract: Settled!

Translated to Tau Ceti Basic

With the corporate talks for Qerrbalak’s contracts ending just moments ago- Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl has released a statement:

“Citizens of the Nralakk Federation, I thank you for your patience during this time. I want you all to know these decisions have not come easy and they have been made with great care.  I know that many of you are excited to work with our new partners on Qerr’Malic and Aliose [pause] I also know that many of you are wondering what the state of Qerrbalak’s contract is… I bring great news regarding this question; we have struck a deal with Einstein Engines on Qerrbalak. A special economic zone will house Einstein Engine’s Nralakk Federation headquarters. We greatly look forward to working with all of our new corporate business partners.”

With the final location settled many of the high-ranking corporate entities have left the Nralakk Federation. However, each location has assigned their designated corporate sponsor to ensure construction and start-up is not impeded. Grand Councillor Weashbi Jrugl has made the special economic zones top priority, making sure that their construction can be completed within the month. 

Thank you to our loyal readers- Until next time.

Edited August 30, 2022 by WhatsUpBrotendo
Nralakk