You are a Japanese Rice Farmer

[Hackie]

You realize through deep meditation that you must conquer Japan to open your third eye.

You hire Viet Cong Fighters.

You conquer all nearby surrounding farms, but you must defeat your greatest Japanese Rival, the Fish man.

The Police, lead by your Brother-in-law has began an investigation into your illegal Sake labs!

What do?

[canon35]

Lure the Fish Man and the police into a fight, then defeat whoever comes out alive.

[UnknownMurder]

Harvest Rice and convert rice into Ki. When enough ki, perform a Spirit Ball to destroy other rice farm.

[Octanus]

Cultural appropriation.

...

Wait...

[canon35]

Necro post.