Cards Against Aurora

[Frances]

Let's see...

-A group of naked bald assistants running down the hallway while screaming and farting.

-Giving flowers from the funeral parlor to their crush.

-ERP during code red.

-A donut filled with space drugs.

-Bald characters.

-A legitimate bald character.

-Dressing up protohumans as medical staff.

-Emoting your penis.

-A clown spontaneously combusting.

-Throwing Pun Pun down disposals at the start of the round.

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-Endernearing.

-A player complaint.

-Four bald players joining at once.

-Running out of the double escape airlocks, venting the entire room.

-A bald assistant dragging a fueltank.

-Interrupting ERP as a mouse.

-Pierre Baguette, the station chef.

-Stuffing Ian in a washing machine and turning it on.

-Beating an SSD to death in the dorms.

-A spray bottle loaded with welder fuel.

-The clown breaking into R&D.

-A nuke ops trying to feed their cyanide pill to security in the midst of battle.

-Replacing the cryo beakers with tequila.

White cards, obviously.

[Tablespoon]

White cards:

"Armando Elysium's blindingly bald head"

"A Syndicate Clown posse"

"The Great ERPer"

"A bald assistant"

"Lesbay"

"Two female nurses making out as a man bleeds out next to them"

"Head of Paperwork"

"A watch on an ear"

"A clown who honks once them explodes into a thousand gibs"

[Jboy2000000]

White Card:

"Syrus Seto's Prostate."

"I Suck, Assistant"

"A large beaker of space lube."

"A wet floor sign."

"Unathi Heads."

[Vittorio Giurifiglio]

Anus Rose

Peter Thrustwood

White cards obvs

[Conspire2Ignite]

Need more cards? I'll help.

The Diona Nymph just asked what a _____ was.

_____ is responsible for the lag!

Space worms. What's next?!

Oh, God, the Bald just _____ .

Newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from _____!"

[Jboy2000000]

"___ Has entered Cryo Storage."

"A Bluepace Tech teleported in after an incident with ___ occurred"

"Security! Theres a ___"

"My ___ brings all the boys to the bar."

"Ceiling ___ is watching you ___"

[Witt]

" The Baldening"

"Blowing a Rams horn filled with the blood of a baldie out an escape airlock"

"Admins ignoring the server to play EVE"

[Valkrae]

Robert Dalton.

I ACCIDENTALLY THE ________

"Medbay to ______!"

"Due to budget cutbacks, the _____ has been bolted."

Cripple Cadets.

[Sentient Bowtie]

Black cards!

This is a _________ cereal cereal chocolate money cereal.

You put the _________ in the backpack.

Syndicate Operative #14935 shouts, "________"

White cards!

Cereal cereal chocolate money cereal.

Nar'Sie.

Goon station.

Shitmin, ban he.