Dalekfodder Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) Fucking ipad Edited September 30, 2014 by Guest
Dalekfodder Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 Dalek attempts to kick the door but fails and his leg bone pierces out of his flesh, screams in agony as he falls down backwards, on his butt, causing his backbone cut out from his neck, he screams gain and rolls to the side, as he rolls his lungs blow up due to the pressure on his chest, he pukes blood and chokes on it. A meteor lands on him and he blews up into atoms.
Farcry11 Posted October 23, 2014 Posted October 23, 2014 Farcry11, A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Rusty Shackleford, known atheist "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Rusty and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life server moderator champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of moderation and fully supported all decisions made by the Server Staff stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock, scrub?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 Billion years, you stupid Christian" "Wrong. It's been 5000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution is, as you say, real... them it should be an animal now" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Server. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears, the same tears liberals cry for the "greyshirts" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Farcry11, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a hammer to ban himself from embarrassment, but he himself had posted a staff complaint against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Space Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Skull" flew in and perched atop a NanoTrasem flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The server rules were read several times, and God himself showed up and agreed to host the server for free for the rest of all time. Farcry11 lost his tenure and was banned the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed in to the lake of fire for all eternity. (Before you get mad, it's just a modified copypasta lel)
Guest Marlon Phoenix Posted October 25, 2014 Posted October 25, 2014 /me looks u pfrom the dead syndie corpse. puts on sunglasses and sighs while drinking whiskey from cool flask. "looks like its going to be one of those days." says cooly, kissing the sexy lady i rescued. But the lady is actually phoebe. /me shoots phoebe "Looks like you got some..." puts on sunglasses "surgeryical problems now." "Damn you, cool detective..." Phoebe whispers before she dies. "No" /me spins the gun bad-assly "Damn you"
K0NFL1QT Posted October 26, 2014 Posted October 26, 2014 /me looks u pfrom the dead syndie corpse. puts on sunglasses and sighs while drinking whiskey from cool flask. "looks like its going to be one of those days." says cooly, kissing the sexy lady i rescued. But the lady is actually phoebe. /me shoots phoebe "Looks like you got some..." puts on sunglasses "surgeryical problems now." "Damn you, cool detective..." Phoebe whispers before she dies. "No" /me spins the gun bad-assly "Damn you" Â
Valkrae Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 /me comes out from the sky, doing a double backflip before landing on jackboot, and kicking him 37 tiomes in the face. "looks like you go,.. jackbooted" /me flips away from jackboot as i land in the arms of a hot supermodel girl that i rescued from the syndicate earlier
hivefleetchicken Posted November 12, 2014 Posted November 12, 2014 /me comes out from the sky, doing a double backflip before landing on jackboot, and kicking him 37 tiomes in the face. "looks like you go,.. jackbooted" /me flips away from jackboot as i land in the arms of a hot supermodel girl that i rescued from the syndicate earlier  /me steal all of Valkrae bread! "fuck you and fuck your breads" /me chanj bak into seksy wolf form and erp with ana issek and batman thx 4 readin xoxoxo #bronypassion
Farcry11 Posted November 12, 2014 Posted November 12, 2014 /me charges at Valk and kicks him in the face, then does a super cool backflip and puts on sunglasses. God himself descends from the sky and crowns him Jesus II.
Valkrae Posted November 13, 2014 Posted November 13, 2014 /me blocks farcrys kkick, and breaks his ankles before dunking on hivefleet, and ascending to the throne of the rightful king of all the cool sense /me 420 memscopes jesus in the face, and chugs a mtn dew, before summoning teh spook skeltons to attack all dah enemies
Farcry11 Posted November 13, 2014 Posted November 13, 2014 /me is one of the skeletons, and dances around spookily before gaining sentience. Suddenly I look up at Valkrae, and I realize he must be stopped. I steel myself, and... Â
Valkrae Posted November 13, 2014 Posted November 13, 2014 /me ninja kicks the skull away, doing a thousand backflips before banishing yu back to da greve /me has da sex with da hot demun ladizzzz
canon35 Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 /me steals souls and becomes God /me gets bored and restarts universe.
hivefleetchicken Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 "Wh-Where the fuck am I!?" Fill it in.
Valkrae Posted November 18, 2014 Posted November 18, 2014 Welcome to the Memeverse, where it's survival of the memest. You have to have the best memes to win the universe, and get to the big doritos bag in the sky. You only havwe three cans of mountain dew to last you. can u do it.
Gollee Posted November 19, 2014 Posted November 19, 2014 With an earth-shattering crash, an immense stone structure appeared, housing a hundred metre tall, dark red portal within it. A deafening roar echoed out from it as countless heavily armoured orcs stormed through the portal, colossal war machines trundling after them before the entire force stumbled to a stop; staring at the sheer insanity around them. The lead orc lowered his axe, before glaring at a map and scrathing his head, "This... Isn't Azeroth..."
Farcry11 Posted November 19, 2014 Posted November 19, 2014 /me swoops downwards, wrekking the ork leader's head right off his shoulders. /me turns to the orks. "YOU ARE ALL FREE NOW!"
Valkrae Posted November 19, 2014 Posted November 19, 2014 ALL OF THE SUDDEN, GREY KNIGHTS AND INQUISITORS APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE AND SCREAM "FOR DA EMPRAH!" AND CHARGE IN KILLING ALL OF THE ORKS EVER.
hivefleetchicken Posted November 19, 2014 Posted November 19, 2014 Grey Knights? Grey Knights are the astartes chapter specifically for the Ordo Malleus, or The Order of Daemon hunters. Ordo Xenos, The Order of Alien hunters, would deal with orks. Their specific astartes chapter is the fucking Deathwatch. Grey Knights wouldn't fight orks, you fockin' scrub. (Also there's the Ordo Hereticus, or Order of Heretic hunters, which has the astartes chapter of.. The Sisters of Battle. Ew.)
hivefleetchicken Posted December 4, 2014 Posted December 4, 2014 Apparently my intense fucking lore knowledge killed this thread. Welp. Here we go. With the thirty-seven keys of Tzeentch, we open the way for our brothers. With the thousand whispers of Slaanesh, we call to them. With the twelve plagues of Nurgle, we fell their enemies. And with the mighty axe of Khorne, we cut open the world for them. RISE, THREAD. RRRRIIIIIIISSSSEEEEE
Gollee Posted December 4, 2014 Posted December 4, 2014 And out pops Kaldor Draigo, wielding his Titan sword and yelling the ancient battlecries of the Grey Knights Chapter.
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