hallmark worship thread to the telescopic baton

[Scheveningen]

only 2 normally spawn on the map during game modes that do not include heist. these robusting machines have for whatever reason ignored any attempts at balance changes to check for armor values.

god should worry about what's under his bed before deciding to smite unbelievers for believing in "false idols", because even the telebaton can stunlock almost all mobs into submission regardless of their armor condition unless its a fullblock. but when has armor ever done anything good for you? god makes an exception in this case because this icon is to be feared and respected. bless art thou who smite virgin antag bitches with the corporate security pimp cane

 

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T̴̫̬̭̪̤̭̣̝̳̞̲̣͙̹͎͕͌͒̄ͫͩͯ͂͛̉͑́̿̚͢.̨ͭ̓ͯ̈͑͐̔̂͒ͭͨ͐̐ͤ͂ͤ̚͏̡̛̪̥̲͙̠̳͕̳̻̟̠Wͭ̄̾͛͛͑͏͏͇̺̰͙̹̠̩̱͠e̸͙̪̥̼̝̤̙̭̹̲̫͇͎̱̼͎̲̖̙ͩ̄ͬͪ̅ͬ̈͋̓̊̂̽ͩ͂͂́͜a̷̤̟̹̣̭͖̺̰͓͍͖̼̹̫̠͔̓̒ͧ̆̑́̽̉̈́̿́̂̎̌ͨ̇ͨ͘ͅk̷̵̳̜̫̹̱̜̮̥̻͙̗̫̇͗͑̌̃̐̌̀̚͡ę̌̀ͤ͊̀̀҉̖͖̠̟̮͔̭͞n̵̛̮̤̭̤̝̫͎̯̹̹̪͇̥͉͎̪̎ͣ̿͊ͨ͒̆̋ͤ̄̾ͭ̀͘(̸̛̲͙̗̞̳̭̼̰̈͋͂̒ͬ͋̍̆̂̐̓5̵̷̶̧̛̻̥̪̰͚͖͕̩̬͖̜̦̘̯̲̤͛ͩͣͩ͆́̍͊ͮ͂ͮ͛̐̈́ͬ̽͂)͔̣͈͕̘̾ͥ͒̄ͯͥ̆̏ͤ̂̾̏̓͢

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[ben10083]

 

HoS attacking antag scum 2457