hivefleetchicken

Dad Ops gamemode

~~~GO FREEDOM~~~ Srsly tho, who else in the US is voting Trump just to see if he wins this year? :3

Heck yes, Majora is a badass individual with excellent characters and RP skills, whom I have zero hesitation to welcome to the Skrell side of life.

I tried to find it out of disbelief. I found it. Fuuuuuck, the internet sucks.

I actually did a teency bit of work with Jackboot and went over them when making these, and I believe he actually meant that the heads in general in a majority go before Corporate Regulation, not just the Captain. Could be wrong, though.

If I could like your post on this thread I would, because it actually brings up something very important, which is the fact that the outcome of these things and the responses the players on station have to them are very random. For example, in a mutiny round (Yes this was mutiny, so it's not nearly as concrete, don't you dare try to get Delta in trouble for this), Delta's Skrellian Captain burned a bunch of evidence that would have saved NanoTrasen lots of money and averted a giant scandal posed by database hackers. This was fun, and everyone was having a good time, but security ran in to shoot or disable Delta's captain for being a heartless bastard (much like today, except for the fact that Rook did not assist the Captain this time), Rook tried to stop this, actually, and deny his orders, in order to go over the head of his superior and alert someone via a fax machine, but the AI locked him in a room with no power, disabling his ability to do this for a while. So, what I'm trying to say, is that I've done both in my time and been on both sides of the conflict; sticking by the Captain's side and reaping the consequences for assisting a heartless bastard, or going against the Captain and reaping the consequences for denying my orders despite me having a loyalty implant, and both of them have gotten me somewhat trouble in some level (obviously this case is much more extreme, while the other just got me yelled at by an AI until the other heads finally sympathized with me) for supporting a cruel NT or going against the cruel NT that I should be enslaved to. So there's really no /completely/ correct way to do it, but I certainly appreciate your advice, Delta, and I'll try to stick to it as lawfully as possible, as impossible as it may seem. That makes a lot more sense, much appreciated. That said, I never shot Ana with lethals, that's for sure, because I had her downed by tasers before I even saw the borg, so no misfire could have possibly hit her. So I guess that was Farcry doing the lethal shooting.

I didn't actually use lethals on the officers. I shot Ana down with a taser, before I was shot dead with a revolver and then stomped/shot to death by Ana and Yinzr in the medical bay. I was being told by my Captain (as a head of security) that NanoTrasen had permitted the interrogation and, hell, they ordered it, on the prisoner. I hit the prisoner one time to stir him back to consciousness after I gave him meds, before leaving because despite it all, Rook felt bad. Leonin was the dude carrying out the questioning. I sat by and watched it for the most part, though, and I told my officers multiple times that I felt bad it was happening, and I even explained "Don't tell x this is what they're having me do" to one of my officers. Then an officer barged in, and ordered the Captain and me to come out for arrest. I would have taken action against the torture if I hadn't been loyalty implanted, but since I was, Rook thought he was just following some questionable orders that fell to him to carry out, regardless of how extreme they sounded. And on an OOC level, I asked the player if he thought it was fun multiple times. He said he thought it was "10/10" and "epic", yadda yadda. I came back inside of the interrogation room, making sure the person hadn't been killed, and found Leonin in there, right before the warden came in behind us. I was walking out, when Leonin pulled a pistol, aimed it on the warden, and told me to stick to my orders or die following them. OOCly, everyone up to that point had said they were having fun, so I didn't put any brakes down to stop the RP by maybe having my character think, "Hey, this can't possibly be from NT, it's a crime against nature!" ICly, I was loyalty implanted and being told orders by a Captain, my superior, that these orders were directly from NanoTrasen, my contractor. I was not going to just go "Hey guys I know I'm being told to do this but we need to stop", because as I've been told, I am mentally incapable of thinking against NanoTrasen's orders (unless the circumstances are that of mutiny or something). It was intense, sure, but people were still having fun. Then the warden moved, and Leonin accidentally fired a reaction shot mid action. Then Ana ran in and threw a flashbang into the room, so I ran out with the Warden, and the Captain close behind. Then everyone shot me, so I fired back with a taser, downing Ana non-lethally while the Captain was shot by lethals by the officers. I think I finally switched to lethals to shoot a borg, but I never [intentionally, if I did accidentally hit someone] used lethals on a single live crew member, regardless that one of them had immediately started by shooting me with a revolver (lots of them were still using non-lethals, so kudos to them). I don't mean to push blame back and start a sissy fight, but the officers could have handled that a lot better than by taking life weaponry and storming the interrogation room. Maybe they could have just come in there and ordered us to stop in person, instead of lobbing in flashbangs like one would deal with nuclear operatives? Anyways. Yes, I am completely aware that the heads should not be using live weapons on the station's officers, /so I didn't use live weapons on the station's officers/ (I can't say the same for Leonin). I used the non-lethal function, got shot to critical, and shot a bog with lethals before I laid down, got taken to medical, and was executed by the officers. But, anyways, I do want to say sorry if I ruined anyone's round, because Farcry was doing this for !FUN!, and the person getting interrogated had no problems with it. With that aside, I really would like to improve on this, so in the way of constructive thinking, what should a loyalty implanted head do if his superior is telling him 'orders from NanoTrasen' that may go against standard operating procedure?

I HAD TO REMOVE THIS BECAUSE IT WAS CURRENT ROUND BUT HOLY SHIT I HAD THE BEST ROUND EVER WITH FARCRY

I don't know if you guys realize this, but Farcry is legitimately the coolest fucking SS13 player I've seen in a long time. The first round I've played with him, today, was by far the most amazing I've played in my time since I came back. Dude is a fucking LEGEND. Rook Jameson [security] says, "Yinzr." Rook Jameson says, "Yinzr." Rook Jameson [security] says, "I need you." Rook Jameson says, "I need you." Rook Jameson [security] says, "Interrogation." Rook Jameson says, "Interrogation." Sslazhir Yinzr [security] asks, "Yesss?" Roman Sealeg [security] asks, "Magna et commodo culpa qui exercitation?" Jamison Stamos [145.9] asks, "Dove?" Rook Jameson says, "What you're about to see may unnerve you." Message from Leonin Smythe (Captain), "I'm quite an expert enough." (Reply) Sslazhir Yinzr says, "Right..." Sslazhir Yinzr asks, "What isss it?" Charlie Dove [145.9] asks, "Yeah?" Rook Jameson says, "It's not my area to question the work of my superiors." Ana Roh'hi'tin [security] says, "So what happened in the psychiatrrric lab." *---------* This is Unknown! He is wearing an orange jumpsuit. It has a marker for "Cell 2" painted on the front and back. He is handcuffed! He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet. He has a fresh skin on his head. Criminal status: [None] Security records: [View] [Add comment] Standing about 5'10", with l... More... *---------* Leonin Smythe rubs his chin. Jamison Stamos [145.9] asks, "You lurking about in medical as Usual?" Leonin Smythe says, "Look at him." Rook Jameson nods firmly. Leonin Smythe says, "Spitting up like an infant." Rook Jameson says, "Close the door, Yinzr." Leonin Smythe says, "I'll ask you again, boy." Sslazhir Yinzr folds his arms, looking at the prisoner. Leonin Smythe says, "Residence." Leonin Smythe asks, "Where do you live?" Charlie Dove [145.9] says, "I am, how you say, a DOCTOR so that would be appropriate..." Bobbert [145.9] states, "o Sounds interesting." Unknown is limp, bleeding from the mouth, eyes closed. LOOC: Hivefleetchicken: holy shit this just got dark Leonin Smythe asks, "Who hired you?" Kassia Opal [security] says, "Ana Roh'hi'tin" OOC: Hivefleetchicken: omfg I forgot how fun it was to play with farcry holy shit Kassia Opal [security] shouts, "Shit!" Kassia Opal [security] says, "I mean" Rook Jameson [security] says, "What." Rook Jameson says, "What." Ana Roh'hi'tin [security] says, "The silence means nothing, but we have blood and crrrime scene tape. So does someone want to speak up about what happened." Unknown was unbuckled by Leonin Smythe! Sslazhir Yinzr raises a hand. Kassia Opal [security] shouts, "Thats not supposed to go on the coms!" Leonin Smythe has grabbed Unknown passively! Sslazhir Yinzr says, "We have a name, captain." Leonin Smythe slams Unknown's face against the table! Rook Jameson [security] says, "Right." Rook Jameson says, "Right." Leonin Smythe asks, "WHO?" Everett Osprii(as Unknown) says, "NMGHHHHHHH" Rook Jameson [security] says, "Here we go, Roh'hi'tin." Rook Jameson says, "Here we go, Roh'hi'tin." Leonin Smythe slams Unknown's face against the table! Leonin Smythe asks, "WHO?" *---------* This is Unknown! He is wearing an orange jumpsuit. It has a marker for "Cell 2" painted on the front and back. He is handcuffed! He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet. He has a fresh skin, and a small bruise on his head. Criminal status: [None] Security records: [View] [Add comment] Standing about 5'10", with l... More... *---------* Leonin Smythe says, "I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN." Unknown coughs up blood, going pale. Rook Jameson [security] says, "Osprii, research guy." Rook Jameson says, "Osprii, research guy." Leonin Smythe shouts, "I CAN KEEP GOING!" Leonin Smythe slams Unknown's face against the table! Leonin Smythe slams Unknown's face against the table! Everett Osprii(as Unknown) yells, "MM_nNGH!" Rook Jameson [security] says, "Killed the psychiatrist." Rook Jameson says, "Killed the psychiatrist." Everett Osprii(as Unknown) says, "UINIUN..." Unknown is buckled in to the chair by Leonin Smythe! Rook Jameson [security] says, "Multiple items of contraband." Rook Jameson says, "Multiple items of contraband." Everett Osprii(as Unknown) says, "ANnn..." Leonin Smythe shouts, "You don't like that, do you?!" Rook Jameson folds his arms. Leonin Smythe says, "Keep the catbeast off me, would you? Some of us have to do our job." Rook Jameson says, "Yinzr." Sslazhir Yinzr asks, "Yessss?" Rook Jameson asks, "I suspect you have some experience in this field?" Leonin Smythe says, "I know what you're thinking, boy." Rook Jameson asks, "Would you perhaps like to take the mantle of making him talk?" Leonin Smythe says, ""He's just bluffing."" Ana Roh'hi'tin [security] says, "Judging by the fact his skull is fucking caved in." Sslazhir Yinzr asks, "Interrogation?" B.O.R.S. [security] states, "Back online." That's a floor. *---------* This is Unknown! He is wearing an orange jumpsuit. It has a marker for "Cell 2" painted on the front and back. He is handcuffed! He is wearing some orange shoes on his feet. He has a fresh skin, and a bleeding large bruise on his head. Criminal status: [None] Security records: [View] [Add comment] Standing about 5'10", with l... More... *---------* Leonin Smythe says, ""He won't really hurt me."" Sslazhir Yinzr shakes his head, flicking his tongue out. Morgan Harper [security] asks, "..I can come in there with a first aid kit. Can I do that?" Sslazhir Yinzr says, "Not really, commander." Rook Jameson nods. Leonin Smythe [security] says, "Go ahead, Morgan." Leonin Smythe talks into the captain's headset Rook Jameson says, "Don't tell Amber this is what I do." Unknown mumbles incomprehensible bubbling bloody garble. Morgan Harper [security] says, "Okey dokes." Leonin Smythe says, "Christ almighty." Rook Jameson says, "He's weak, Captain." Leonin Smythe asks, "You really are a babbling idiot, aren't you?" Leonin Smythe says, "Let me spell it out for you." Leonin Smythe says, "You talk. T A L K." Morgan Harper has analyzed Unknown's vitals. Leonin Smythe asks, "You do know how to talk, right?" Sslazhir Yinzr says, "Jussst a sssecond." Morgan Harper says, "Hiya, mister. Hold still." Rook Jameson says, "Granted." Leonin Smythe holds up the man's bloody, bruised head by his hair. Rook Jameson grimaces. *beep* Leonin Smythe asks, "What do you think is the best course of action with our friend?" Rook Jameson says, "Listen, Prisoner." Rook Jameson says, "Smythe is a good marine." Rook Jameson says, "He knows hos to just barely keep you alive." Rook Jameson says, "Ahem. How." Arrivals Announcement Computer [145.9] says, "Maka Johnson, Lab Assistant, has arrived on the station." Rook Jameson says, "I'm gonna' ask you nicely, before I hand you back to him." Kassia Opal [security] says, "I'll be back in 5 minutes sir" Rook Jameson says, "Talk." Rook Jameson holds the Prisoner's chin. *beep* Unknown remains limp and unresponsive Rook Jameson asks, "Can you hear me?" Leonin Smythe says, "Yinzr." Rook Jameson raises his fist. Sslazhir Yinzr asks, "Captain?" Leonin Smythe says, "I'd like you to go get me a cheap lighter." Rook Jameson slams his closed hand into the Prisoner's head. Sslazhir Yinzr nods. Rook Jameson shouts, "TALK!" Everett Osprii(as Unknown) says, "Nnn..." Unknown was unbuckled by Rook Jameson! Rook Jameson has grabbed Unknown passively! Unknown screams! Rook Jameson slams Unknown's face against the table! Unknown is buckled in to the chair by Rook Jameson! Everett Osprii(as Unknown) shouts, "NGH!" Rook Jameson says, "Hrm." *beep* Leonin Smythe chews his unlit cigar, robotic eyes impassive behind his sunglasses. Leonin Smythe says, "I just need you to do one thing." Cryogenic Oversight [145.9] says, "Red Soil In An Open Palm has entered long-term storage." Leonin Smythe says, "Work with me." Leonin Smythe says, "I'll give you ten seconds to start talking." Leonin Smythe says, "Ten." Leonin Smythe says, "Nine." Leonin Smythe says, "Eight." Leonin Smythe says, "Seven." Leonin Smythe says, "Six." Leonin Smythe says, "Five." Leonin Smythe says, "Four." Leonin Smythe says, "Three." Leonin Smythe says, "Two." Leonin Smythe says, "One." B.O.R.S. [security] queries, "Jamison Stamos was released correct?" Morgan Harper [security] says, "Uh huh." Sslazhir Yinzr [security] says, "Yessss..." Sslazhir Yinzr talks into the security radio headset Leonin Smythe presses the lit end of the cigar into the man's right eye, twisting it around. *beep* B.O.R.S. [security] states, "Criminal status updated from incarcerated." Leonin Smythe asks, "Smell that?" Rook Jameson nods. Unknown makes some groaning and pained sounds, but other than that... Leonin Smythe asks, "Smell your cornea burning?" Unknown Nothing much. Leonin Smythe says, "Next eye." Leonin Smythe flicks the cigar across the room. Sslazhir Yinzr growls briefly, emitting a short barking sound from his throat. OOC: Mirkoloio: Fuck, Why is Xander not around when you need him.. A.D.P [security] states, "Prisoner is in full health." Leonin Smythe has thrown the premium cigar. Unknown This time? No groaning, no pained noises, just eerie silence and bubbling blood from their mouth and nose. OOC: Mirkoloio: Does anyone know how old Jester Stamos is? Roman Sealeg asks, "What the fuck?" Leonin Smythe rubs his chin. Ana Roh'hi'tin [security] says, "Yet his face is not." Leonin Smythe says, "He's a sturdy one." Leonin Smythe nods to Roman. Roman Sealeg says, "You've just broken the law..." Leonin Smythe asks, "Do you know why?" Leonin Smythe says, "To protect this station." Ana Roh'hi'tin [security] says, "Irrrelevant. Abuse is against the law. He will be detained." Leonin Smythe asks, "This man, here?" Unknown remains limp, probably near-death. Roman Sealeg says, "Don't need to know why..." Roman Sealeg says, "You still broke it." Leonin Smythe gestures to the man in the chair. Roman Sealeg says, "So." Leonin Smythe says, "He's a murderer." Roman Sealeg asks, "Easy way or the hard way?" Ana Roh'hi'tin [security] says, "Leonin Smythe. You have one chance to come out and submit to arrrest." Rook Jameson says, "Your help is appreciated." Rook Jameson says, "Watch on cameras." Ana Roh'hi'tin [security] says, "Else you, and the head of securrrity, will face charrrges." Rook Jameson says, "This prisoner denied the easy way." Roman Sealeg says, "He is to be arrested." Leonin Smythe [security] says, "Mhm." Leonin Smythe talks into the captain's headset Ana Roh'hi'tin [security] says, "RRRook Jameson is charrrged with neglect of duty forrr witnessing and allowing the abuse of a suspect to continue." Roman Sealeg says, "He has broken the law." Rook Jameson [security] says, "Loyalty implants." Rook Jameson says, "Loyalty implants." Roman Sealeg says, "Doesn't matter who he is. He has broken the law." Rook Jameson [security] says, "I am not to question the orders of my superiors." Rook Jameson says, "I am not to question the orders of my superiors." Unknown has blood-soaked clothes by now. Leonin Smythe [security] says, "And neither should you, Roh'hi'tin." Leonin Smythe talks into the captain's headset Ana Roh'hi'tin [security] says, "Then you can make a plea of not guilty by rrreason of durrress." Of course, then me and Leonin kissed and fucking shot up security for NanoTrasen in a blaze of glory. Died fighting, because our loyalty implants refused we deny CC's orders to interrogate the prisoner. It was fucking /AWESOME/, and I want Farcry back.

All this shitposting and you may just surpass my post count nahhh

God you people are fucking horrible

You both need to stop these meme madness The memeverse is growing unstable

Time to revive this thread because I've recently started playing tabletop again after two years. I used to have a multi thousand point tyranid army, but now that I've started playing again, they're really... Not my style, anymore. I'm thinking of starting Dark Eldar, now, because they're the only race these days that really calls to me. I mean, look at their fukken models!

God you guys really like tearin' people apart huh ;~:

The owls should have permanent godmode.

>This thread

If you're boxing with boxing gloves on, intent doesn't matter, it all counts as hits. And in the ring, if an opponent gets weakened, you wait for them to get up before continuing. So it's pretty much down to hits and misses, really.

And he falls just as quickly.

Does it have like a fire staff, or something?

A true American like me doesn't get turned on by cartoons of japanese teenagers. And I'm naturally from Scotland, but I reside in the United States nowadays. California, specifically.

In an extended round on Sunday, July 18th, Joey Mortadeliano arrived on the station to see one purpose: beat every possible challenger in the ring. The crew decided to begin playing piano to lag out Hive so that he couldn't fight as well. It was futile against Joey's flaming fists. He has since been challenged by 18 opponents: Sslazhir Yinzr - Alberyk. Azeazekal Karnaikai - Canon35. Jade Rathel - VoltageHero. Safiya Isra - XXTheFurryXx. Juan Signato - Outboardniform. Vistha-Kai Galssius - Kingmatt9. Floyd Pointdexter - Unknown. Alexander Sheppard - Lord Lag. Darko Teodor - Cobracoco007. Flint Mahnke - BeeGee0904. Will Nexus - Gigaman18. Akaik Siegrist - Ryan Falco. Malik Woodward - Spacevoidagent Teah Tarena - DreathLord Joey's Father - Unknown Jamison Stamos - Mirkoloio Jester Stamos - XanderDox Terrell Lacon - Schubie Each of them was felled by Joey's insane boxing skills. Joey Mortadeliano is king of the fucking ring, and none can oppose him. End of story.

Because he was a baldie. The most neglected and mistreated type of player in ss13.