Byond key: SinfulBehaviors
Discord key: SinfulBehaviors#0666
Character Name: Osborn Zax
Item name: Wretched Suit/Gaudy Suit [I'd prefer the first, but if there's objections to it, there's an alt.]
Item function(s): The suit can be worn as, well, a suit!
Item description: An absolute eyesore, this suit was commissioned by Ozzie from an upscale fashion store in Cytherean Venus.
Why is your character bringing this item to work?: Ozzie is a vain man with awful taste, and his thought process is that if he flaunts like a god damned peacock, then people will come look at his wares.
How did your character obtain this item: He bought it after his first big score as a merchant, effectively blowing his money and almost stranding himself on the Aerostat.
What value does this item have to your character, and what story does it tell?: Ozzie takes pride in his, in his eyes, absolutely beautiful suit. He thinks people dig it! It'll portray him as a deluded moron who just thirsts for attention.