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Here's why: I'm the only man that's right for this job. I've got a powerful love of science fiction robots coupled with a love of writing. It's not hard to see that those two things could meet and create something cool to look at here. I'm safe because, deep down, I'm a pretty chill person - irregardless of what a man who requests that you shake with him and his cronies think. (DISCLAIMER: Using the above statement as proof that I am a vicious troll out to ruin Aurora will make me laugh really, really hard at you.)

They're all very easily accessible. What is the point of your question, might I ask?

I'd like it if you explicitly pointed out what parts of this application are me trying to make a joke. I absolutely wish you the best of luck in this.

Ckey/BYOND Username: You know it, baby. BotanistPower. Position Being Applied For (coder, mapper, spriter): Check that title. Past Experiences/Knowledge: Not much but I've been doing this roleplay shit for about 5 years. I also really like robots and will be sure to take IPCs in an interesting direction. Examples of Past Work: I wrote half of the Lifeweb wiki in English, if that matters. I also sent Hivefleetchicken (current head of frontier lore, I am told) 4 colony ideas. He liked them. Ask him for them because I don't have those on hand. I wrote a short story some people liked and I've been doing this kind of thing for about 5 years. Preferred Mode of Communication (Skype, Steam, etc.): Skype. Additional Comments: Hold on there, eager beaver. I know you're ready to shout out "Botanist you are troll! this app was for troll!" One, I'm not entirely sure how I can be a mythological creature. Two, me and some dudes (namely Jackboot quite recently and Tishina not so recently) talked it over. This isn't trolling. You don't know trolling and you never will.

hi coders can you make it so a tiny lawyer doesn't pop out and tell me how i, a responsible adult, is responsible for my actions when i open an emergency shutter it is REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING and i want the person who made this to die thanks!

Hey, we're all friends here. For example, my latest character, Futanari Vore, by coincidence shares her name with two extremely hardcore fetish porn genres.

Faith does not go away for the vast majority of people going through hard times. It is strengthened by times of hardship, if anything.

There is, in fact, a Catholic contingency plan for alien contact. It's "God made them and they can totally convert to Christianity if they want". Judaism has survived for thousands of years. It's Jew-centric and the sudden discovery of sentient aliens would mean nothing and would not trouble anyone.

This is Sarcasm right? To such a degree you wouldn't even believe it. Part of the reason why I rag so heavily on BS12's old religious lore, written by a guy I know, is because it's home to all the absolutely shit tropes that I wish Aurora can avoid, re: religion. This is so boldly retarded that I am fucking shocked that a human being typed any of these words. To start: Unitarianism. This would never happen under any circumstances and should absolutely never be thought about as a legitimate thing. Technologism is retarded. Most cyborgs are essentially slaves and you can count on an increase in anti-AI rhetoric in the future. This last one is actually really fucking hilarious because it's implied that Dragon Jesus Scientology is considered a legitimate choice of religion. Oh, and about two whole characters followed this religion, one of them being an admin and both of them being quite good friends. Read this. I'll hold off on pointing out things that are wrong with it, because the body of text itself serves as proof. Anyways, avoid literally everything I quoted above.

Islam will definitely merge into one religion. Shias and Sunnis get along astonishingly well.

turns out i'm left wing woops lmao

I really hope it's not a generic combination of all Abrahamic religions because that would absolutely never happen under any circumstances in reality.

I'd accept literally anything but the tired sci-fi bullshit cop out of "Everyone is an atheist because my parents made me go to church fuck you dad (buddhism is cool though because i never actually studied it lol)" Have everyone worship Clisapeth for all I fucking care, just for the love of all that is holy do not make everyone an atheist. It's so pants shittingly Western centric. And another thing: should you so choose to completely erase human spirituality, do not use the excuse of "they went to the stars and found nothing". Literally no religion says god/the gods are hiding somewhere past Pluto so no one would suddenly stop believing in religion because space colonization is achieved.

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You (and a lot of other dude) seem to mistakenly think being "fired" is actually.. being fired. It's not. Duty Officers can fire you on the spot because they're a bunch of assholes who are very easily able to abuse their power and should be completely done away with. Haha woops that got off track. Anyways, yeah, the Captain can force you to retire for the shift. You aren't being fired for good.

If you're capable of playing a character that people find fun and entertaining, interesting whatever, you are a good writer. If you are not capable of playing a character that doesn't share your views on politics, sexuality and so on, you are a decidedly bad roleplayer. Do not mistake one for the other.

I just want to give a friendly reminder to everyone to disregard every single word this man writes because he honestly wants to treat SS13 as some kind of space office simulator. Before Jboy replies saying "guhuhu what just because i like extended????", I will clarify that he has posted that he doesn't thing conflict is a good thing. I am for the removal of extended from secret.

sorry no new races no matter how cool they are, papa skull said so! no one ever changes their views, ever!

http://www.mediafire.com/view/c93ol713oa7eom9/number_26.dmi It's quite literally impossible to have something as small as the number 26 show up legibly in such a tiny space, but I tried. Enjoy.

http://www.mediafire.com/view/r7tr84v4v8xanx9/cigarette_holder_for_cats.dmi Linked .dmi contains a whole lot more, including mob sprites. Enjoy!

Christ was nailed to a piece of wood in the desert and he died in fucking pain and so will I. But you know what? That might have been okay. Might. If it weren't for the fact that nothing is being done about this application.

im fucking sold dude!

I'll write something. It might be humorous. I don't know. I'll try and shove as many people requesting character cameos in as I can. Wish me luck.

50,000 Of Dave. Colony established ten years ago by a fugitive skrell geneticist to avoid taxes. 50 thousand clones of David Leiber, a white male in his 30s. The original Dave, of course, has been lost to time.